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Here's the Portal 2 poster we're all going to buy photo

I went through the majority of the day thinking one of us had posted about this magnificent, '70s-style Portal 2 poster by artist Tristan Reidford, but we were all apparently under the same assumption.

Well, here it is, in case you haven't seen it elsewhere already.

SO GOOD. Look for this to appear in the Valve store in a couple of weeks.








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Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:01
Chongomaster
SO COOL! Kinda reminds me of the Star Wars posters but I guess that is the point.
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:06
Chongomaster
Also, the more I look at it the more I notice the mistakes and inaccuracies. Curse you Jordan!
32BitSin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:06
32BitSin
Nope, not buying it... Doesn't have the Giant Animal King turret.
Camiwaits's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:08
Camiwaits
Nice boob job. Glad she got them one after she got famous.
Wrath and Pride's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:11
Wrath and Pride
If only Chell looked that nice, she looks busted in the games, specially in the first game.
RowdyRodimus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:11
RowdyRodimus
Not buying it simply because it's Portal and I hate Portal.
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:12
Chongomaster
@RowdyRodimus

U MAD?
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:12
Jordan Devore
We don't speak about Portal 1-era Chell's face anymore.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:14
Danzflor
If only Valve would send stuff to my country, I would already bought the whole store.
Alasdair Duncan's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:23
Alasdair Duncan
That would go so well with my Left 4 Dead print. Tempting.
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:31
Jawmuncher
I want it now \
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:33
Jawmuncher
@Mr. Devore

You will be posting a story as soon as it's available right? right?!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:35
Jordan Devore
Of course. Right after I buy them all.
Deekman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:40
Deekman
There was another version that he had up earlier that contained the game credits that I personally liked better. I'd rather buy that version http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BarbuMN-ZJU/TcP-eJj6SQI/AAAAAAAAAJE/xLm57vYfeDU/s1600/portalposter.jpg
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:51
parrothead
I would love this in a shirt!
Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 19:59
Operative20
Portal 1 Chell had the facial structure of a gorilla with creepy white eyes.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 20:00
Tarvu
As if I would even consider buying this.

(If I could afford to I would be all over it like a dirty glove)
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 20:07
John B
Oh, yes, this will be a day one purchase, just like the game.
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 20:24
Epic-Kx
I'm not really feeling this as much as I thought it would :L
MinusO1's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 20:30
MinusO1
Hataz gon h8. That shit is slick like my rock hard erection.
MrStacheman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 20:33
MrStacheman
I would buy it for sure (but they don't deliver to my country), but it needs the animal king turret and the space core.
NickCull's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 20:46
NickCull
OMG that is gorgeous.
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 21:02
VolksONER
That is awesome. Constructive criticism: Needs more portals!
Ilostmycookie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 21:03
Ilostmycookie
It will be mine!
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 21:03
ProperlyParanoid
I'M SO BUYING THAT
Popyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 21:17
Popyman
You're right, I'm buying the hell out of that. My sister is going to be so jealous. =P
Comrade Snarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 21:18
Comrade Snarky
Is it me, or does Chell look nothing like that?
ismegamanthere's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 21:30
ismegamanthere
Why does valve charge so much for shipping on their posters.
comicretard's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 21:54
comicretard
This... is... *drops to knees* ...beautiful.
The Sama's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 22:13
The Sama
Oh. My. God. That is beautiful. I want to be able to draw like that one day...
Felipe Choque's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 22:16
Felipe Choque
this is awesome, although i'd prefer one with just GLaDOS. =)
Shoop's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 23:11
Shoop
It's a nice poster, but it really doesn't look *anything* like a 70's movie poster
M47R1X's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/06/2011 23:46
M47R1X
What Shoop said.
Korolev's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 00:05
Korolev
Nice star wars reference. I would buy this, except I would literally have no wear to put it.
HKKstudios's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 00:08
HKKstudios
this needs to be a shirt
WarZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 02:04
WarZombie
The 70s mannequin poster is also awesome. Might just get both.
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 04:01
Arch649
Why does Chell look like Jeri Ryan?
dethbed's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 07:49
dethbed
Why does everyone circlejerk this awful developer? There are so many more posts about Valve and their badly made games than any other on every news blog. Stuff like this makes me lose faith in Destructoid
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 08:00
Chongomaster
@dethbed

Work more on that whole trolling thing.
CUDpwns's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 08:12
CUDpwns
Chell looks like that Mirrors Edge chick.
aerobill's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 08:29
aerobill
That's cool but I'd rather have this HL2:Episode 2 poster.
falsenipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 09:41
falsenipple
That's a pretty poster. I love the pool of light from GlaDos's eye.
n1hMrDeath's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 10:14
n1hMrDeath
The Picture is missing something very important,there is no cake,therefore the cake is a lie!
Unbeknownst2U's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 10:49
Unbeknownst2U
Am I the only one that thinks Chell was on vacation and Valve had to sign Lara Croft for the poster op here?
Heidi Poe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 11:53
Heidi Poe
Awesome! Can't wait to buy it :D
jitzul's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 12:14
jitzul
meh
thehoytman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2011 14:03
thehoytman
@n1hMrDeath

yeah, except this is a Portal 2 poster and there is no cake in Portal 2. joke's old son
djratchet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2011 02:58
djratchet
When I just saw the co-op bots in the thumbnail, I was like, been there, done that... want one with pretty Portal 2 Chell... and here it is :D waaaaant
djratchet's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2011 03:03
djratchet
Also, hellooooo new cell wallpaper
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