I guess it's safe to say that I'm a masochist at this point. I continue to look at anything No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise knowing full well that the game may not hit American shores. Still, Travis Touchdown is my hero and I must share this with you, even though it hurts.

The video above is the opening to Heroes' Paradise, which SURPRISE, is the exact same intro as the original Wii version. Except, you know, in HD. Also, there's a sexy picture in the gallery of some of the girls from No More Heroes for you to touch yourselves to you sick f*cks.

No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise will be out on April 15 for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in Japan.

No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise Opening [All Games Beta]

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

Occams electric toothbrush

Well that really very pleasant.

Now Destructoid just needs to tell me that it's coming out in the States.

You can lie to me.

I don't mind.

I just want to believe.

Super Drybones

I'm just charging my beam katana.

CJDeathBlade

Yes, that picture is very sweet.

Daxelman

THAT'S A GRENADE! IT'S LIVE!!!

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!!!

Popyman

Just import it. The full story is in English and the PS3 isn't region locked (or, from what I've heard...).

theswitcher

Actually, it's not. The game has no english subtitles, no English VA, and an inferior control scheme. Also, Grasshopper and Suda have nothing to do with it.

What a great port.

RenegadePanda

I will most likely import this.

alexvola

@theswitcher: Where did you hear that? I've always heard that it at least has the English track.

Pandareus

Huh. The graphics don't seem that much of an improvement over a 3 year old Wii game, to me. Now I understand they probably didn't have the resources to redo the textures and add polygons and all that, but then I have to question the point of porting it in the first place.

Pandareus

2 years old, actually. Oops.

I'll just add that if it ever makes it here, I'll probably buy it after a price drop, because the game's just that good.

hpv

They have the nerve of calling this game Paradise when it doesn't even revolve around stalking and pervy photography?

Giinjii

Ugh....that voice

Davidfoundation

I want this game so bad!

JustLikeBuck

I was hoping they'd lighten up the harsh self-shadowing. It makes the whole scene look brighter than it actually is.

My eyes just feel like they're about to water, like I'm looking at the sun.

Electrium

What Occams electric toothbrush said.

Kyle MacGregor

You know, you could always import a copy for your PS3 since they're not region locked.

Adam11

Hamza - Can you guys do some detective work on the ps3 import version? There is so much conflicting info regarding what is censored and english/no english. That would be awesome!!

NateT

Come on Hamza. I know you want to do a side by side boob physics comparison between this and Dead or Alive Paradise.

mix

WANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I bought NMH2 for $24.99 CDN, thats right!

Now I just have to play it.....lol

Discarded Couch Sandwich

Poop. This is out a month before Europe gets NMH2!

I'd like to import Paradise though. Just hope it isn't as stupidly pricey as the PS3 version of Deadly Premonition.

Mr Wrighty 987

I hope Rising Star Games bring this over to the UK. Ughhhhh i'm gonna jizz

janoDX

The game on PS3 got VA English/Jappanese with Subs...

The 360 version got no censure + VA English...


The 2 are in japan -.-

L G Jargon

...I dunno. NMH Wii's opening just seems...better. At least to me, it does. However, I am totally jealous of the Very Sweet mode. Deadly assassins in sexy outfits. Yes, please.

Also, why the fuck does Holly Summers have two working legs in that photo?! Where the hell's her prosthetic robo-leg?! I call...SHENANIGANS!!