I guess it's safe to say that I'm a masochist at this point. I continue to look at anything No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise knowing full well that the game may not hit American shores. Still, Travis Touchdown is my hero and I must share this with you, even though it hurts.
The video above is the opening to Heroes' Paradise, which SURPRISE, is the exact same intro as the original Wii version. Except, you know, in HD. Also, there's a sexy picture in the gallery of some of the girls from No More Heroes for you to touch yourselves to you sick f*cks.
No More Heroes: Heroes' Paradise will be out on April 15 for the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 in Japan.
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Actually, it's not. The game has no english subtitles, no English VA, and an inferior control scheme. Also, Grasshopper and Suda have nothing to do with it.
Huh. The graphics don't seem that much of an improvement over a 3 year old Wii game, to me. Now I understand they probably didn't have the resources to redo the textures and add polygons and all that, but then I have to question the point of porting it in the first place.
Hamza - Can you guys do some detective work on the ps3 import version? There is so much conflicting info regarding what is censored and english/no english. That would be awesome!!
...I dunno. NMH Wii's opening just seems...better. At least to me, it does. However, I am totally jealous of the Very Sweet mode. Deadly assassins in sexy outfits. Yes, please.
Also, why the fuck does Holly Summers have two working legs in that photo?! Where the hell's her prosthetic robo-leg?! I call...SHENANIGANS!!
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11:40 AM on 03.19.2010
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Now Destructoid just needs to tell me that it's coming out in the States.
You can lie to me.
I don't mind.
I just want to believe.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE, GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!!!
What a great port.
I'll just add that if it ever makes it here, I'll probably buy it after a price drop, because the game's just that good.
My eyes just feel like they're about to water, like I'm looking at the sun.
I bought NMH2 for $24.99 CDN, thats right!
Now I just have to play it.....lol
I'd like to import Paradise though. Just hope it isn't as stupidly pricey as the PS3 version of Deadly Premonition.
The 360 version got no censure + VA English...
The 2 are in japan -.-
Also, why the fuck does Holly Summers have two working legs in that photo?! Where the hell's her prosthetic robo-leg?! I call...SHENANIGANS!!