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On the upcoming episode of Podtoid, we had a very special guest, Geoff Mendicino. Formerly of Gamelife, Geoff is quite possibly the most talented internet phenomenon since Seanbaby, or myself.

We discussed his exodus from Gamelife, and the mysterious circumstances surrounding it. It has been widely assumed all over the internet that he had impregnated Melissa (y'know, the one with the bewbies?), but it turns out that it was caused by the creation of his own, personal Citizen Kane. Geoff went on record with us to discuss his magnum opus, and Destructoid is the only place that you can see the above video in all of it's glory.

You should probably know that the video isn't exactly safe for work unless you're working for Marge Schott, so keep it on the down low. The crow flies at midnight ...

Also, the upcoming episode of Podtoid that I mentioned should be dropping some time this weekend, so if you want to hear more from Geoff and the adorable mewling sounds of new born kittens, pick it up from the site above, or iTunes. 








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Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 19:57
Namelessted
Dude, i love this shit. We need to get him doing videos and posting them every week or something, this shit is just too funny to watch.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 20:12
World Famous
... snails like the cheese.
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 20:20
Pedro Blandino
I'm Disturbed.
Faraday's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 20:22
Faraday
...What?
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 21:06
Niero
Geoff is actually Andy Kaufman, we're just fucking with all of you
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 21:08
BlindsideDork
Once again I ask, what is so funny?
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 21:14
Daniel Husky Lingen
Holy SHIT, no wonder why he got kicked
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 21:15
Geoff
Your mom.
djsyndrome's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 21:31
djsyndrome
+1 for good usage of Abyss
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 22:26
Detry
Weird, I got fired from Wal-Mart for the same thing.
UncleRico's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 22:40
UncleRico
That was so bad, I think it gave me cancer
fin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 23:03
fin
Please tell me what this guy's "talent" is, cause from what I saw in that video he's an immature, prick. Far be it from me to judge what someone does in private, for fun, but 1) he's a professional in the industry; and 2) I honestly thought that the people on Xbox live calling people names and using racial slurs were kids who didn't know better. I stand corrected.
Dan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 23:12
Dan
this is why I don't play games online very often.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 23:18
Geoff
I'm a professional in the industry, guys! What will they think of next? >:3
Jelster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 23:20
Jelster
I'd be hoping its him pretending to be what a TKer actually looks and thinks like while sitting in his bedroom.

I'll be saddened if its actually tk'ing and being an arse while sitting in his bedroom.

The former shows some comedic value whether you like it or not, the latter is further mental masturbation for someone in obvious need of attention (I suggest a dramatic suicide).

I just hope Dtoid "Hardcore Gamer" site that it is, has done some homework here and isn't endorsing being a fuckwit online as a good thing for gamers.
jimjo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 23:27
jimjo
fin, thats not xbox. its gaystation poo.
miiw's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/08/2006 23:44
miiw
Jelster wins the thread for recognizing SATIRE, you ignorant fux~
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 00:02
BahamutZero
detached irony or not comparing him to seanbaby is like anally raping a baby: you shouldn't do it.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 00:07
Lezbro
I no like.
Jelster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 00:22
Jelster
It would work better if the laughs were scored at the expense of the 'character' rather than what he's doing. It'd also help if it had other characters on there too, because frankly seeing a twat like that get posted all over the internet is hardly uncommmon.

Annoying character, annoying subject, no payback = unsatisfied viewer.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 00:24
Aaron Mxy Yost
You can play games online against other people? Since when?
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 01:57
bleep
I guess I don't really know what to say besides "How is this so sw33t?" though Im sure if I played XBL I would be right there with y'all
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 02:03
Aaron Mxy Yost
Bad sound quality hurt this video quite a bit.
Jelster's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 02:24
Jelster
Its not bad sound quality its SATIRE. Come on, this is Dtoid, anything fucked up can be explained away with that word. :)
some_dude's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 05:09
some_dude
@ -Neo

Your avatar is like, freaky...
Bill Cosby and laser beams FTW! pew pew!
for the aeon of the hallowed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 08:02
for the aeon of the hallowed
...i'm not sure what i just witnessed, but if one of my employees made it, i'd probably fire his ass too. i stopped watching halfway through; can anyone tell me if this was supposed to be funny, irritating, or really boring? i guess 2 out of 3 ain't so bad.


also is socom as boring to play as it is to watch?
Axle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 08:10
Axle
Utter wank. Don't bother with this shit anymore. He's not a legend, just an arsehole. And put a fucking top on you skinny fuck before your mum breaks your rib-cage while she's cowgirling you.
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 09:24
JJ Rage
What a cool guy.
NSMB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 11:13
NSMB
It's all a part of the gaming industry, you retard fucks. I got so sick reading the 'OH GOD HE IS MAKING THEM SAD SO I AM SAD TOO' responses so much I created an account just to tell how fucking retarded you people are.

Faggots.
NSMB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 11:15
NSMB
Most of you guys are all a bunch of uptight fucking bitch breeding morons. Is it really so hard to see that he was just trying to get a rise out of you?
Axle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 11:57
Axle
NSMB says:
12/09/2006 11:15
Most of you guys are all a bunch of uptight fucking bitch breeding morons.


Is that English?
MrWonderful's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2006 12:29
MrWonderful
I watched about a minute of it and got bored.
I guess yelling at people online can be fun if you are drunk with your friends or something, but making a video of it seems like telling a joke that someone had to be there for.
And seanbaby? christ, I thought that hack's fifteen minutes were up already. I mean, I get it. you love nintendo games, curse words and suicide girls. so do I. why are you famous.
Geoff's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2006 16:49
Geoff
Hay guyz, ami internet famous yet ^_~(b)
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