Dead or Alive Paradise is, inexplicably, getting a special edition, and this is what it looks like. This is what you can get if you like masturbating over things that aren't real. We know that's what you like doing.
The pictured disc is a soundtrack, and next to it is the "secret photo book" full of photos that we are guessing will be secret. The goodies come in that box to the right, which features Kasumi and the weirdest set of bikini knickers we've ever seen. Why is there a big gaping hole in her pants?
And why is every Dead or Alive story always so f*cking stupid?
Something's Missing From Kasumi's DOA Paradise Boxart Bikini [Andria Sang]
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9:00 AM on 03.05.2010
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*remembers that the figure had switchable bikinis, aka removable*
Oh yeah... >.>
Any confirmation?
Easy access.
Even I would take 10 of those.
It comes out at the end of March
Which would make his question about Kasumi's outfit seem odd considering what Bayonetta wears.
Try remembering too, fellas, that this sort of game is extremely common in Japan. Only in America (mostly) are people offended by sexuality.
But she's still the shittiest character so bleh.
Exactly! ;3
I remember that even when the first one came out at the arcades words like "realistic breast physics" were still being thrown around quite a lot, and the devs bragged about the amount of time spent on making them move and look as real as possible.
You're kidding yourself if you think this series was never about sex, or that it was ever even touted as such.
You win for either not reading the last sentence of a two sentence post, or having a total lack of understanding of the word "pretense".
Bravo.
Feels good to win. Noticed how I dodged that bait under the pretense of a legitimate counterpoint? Oh.... I guess I just blew that now, never mind.