Everyone has their opinion of how Sony's PlayStation 4 event went, but if there's one thing we can all agree, on, it was that there was more than the average amount of market-speak involved.
Like most flowery presentations, you'll hear "ecosystem" and "synergy," an awful lot, along with a little extra helping of that Fils-Aime hyperbole. Cheesy executive jokes? In a hardware event? Oh, they went there.
For me, the absolute lowlights were the buzz-killing "I got tear gased" speech (1:14), "old man physics," and the creepy as hell Watch Dogs guy (0:18). Personally, I don't think it gets any better than "borderline insane" DriveClub guy (1:02), who I would absolutely want to spend a day with just to feed off of his enthusiasm.
RadicalYoseph What I've gathered from the quick posts the last two days is that demons from SMT look like genitals.SayWord Took awhile but it is finally here, oh how I missed playing with you Nep Nep. Though I still cannot decide if I should put that PS4 skin on...Nathan D Rei is humbled by the fairly high number of faps you have given her Waifu Wars piece.
Parismio The actual best SMT girl is here:
JohnSmith123 So 1-10 of Destiny isn't so bad. Been having a bit of fun with it, though people don't talk much on PSN.
I will never talk smack about Destiny only because it has this dance in it.Barry Kelly If you agree to let Harley Quinn tattoo you with her brand new tattoo gun, you deserve to live with the consequences of that incredibly poor life choice.TheKodu Not being from the US I have no horse in the US election race. But still I do like video gamesWryGuy OP and a playable character in Devil Survivor.Pixie The Fairy Nemissa is best SMT demon girl.Scrustle Made to mid-A rank! Pretty hyped about it. Got knocked out of A- twice without winning a single match, but tonight I climbed al the way through with no trouble! The N-Zap is so good for Splat Zones.James Internet Ego I want one.Tom Heat He's best friends with Arioch!Fuzunga This thing finally arrived. Took forever!SayWord Sorry guys and gals, this demon pussy is bestest.ShadeOfLight Just sayin'.FakePlasticTree Best demon-girl, however, is obviously Shadow Labrys-cause shut up baby you know it!SeymourDuncan17 Also, Jonathan is best mainline SMT waifu. He can instill his Law within me anytime. Serethyn Anyone who doesn't like Pyro Jack?
Parismio Please all your demons are dumb. They're dumb demons. Behold the magnificence of OSE!