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Here is a ludicrous amount of screenshots for the Square Enix-published action game NieR. These screens show off both NieR Gestalt and NieR Replicant. The Western release will just give us one version of the game, while Japan gets 360 and PS3 variants, featuring slightly different protagonists. Oddness. 

In any case, these screens contain a healthy mixture of violence, half-naked demon intersex girls, and weird midgets with Moons for heads. That's pretty much all you need from a videogame, so I'm quite looking forward to NieR, even if the graphics do look slightly washed out and not so great.

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ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:19
ZombiePlatypus
I just don't see where she could be hiding her penis in that outfit.
JustLikeBuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:22
JustLikeBuck
3 Gratuitous Arse Shots?! It really is Christmas!
ftkcambalkon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:23
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Insanity-Oo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:30
Insanity-Oo
So which version wasn't coming to US again? I'm pretty sure it's the PS3 version (which makes me sad) but I don't really remember.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:33
RenegadePanda
Insanity-Oo

Seconded. I want to know which version we get in the US. Because I'd much rather play as an attractive demon penis girl than some overly muscular steroid junkie with crappy hair.

That's normal, right?
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:41
ZombiePlatypus
Yeah, North America gets the one without the hot dickgirl.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:47
RenegadePanda
So now I have to import it. I hate Square Enix.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:52
Kraid
Why?!
ImmaculateChimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:54
ImmaculateChimp
I might be interested in getting RepliCant if there is an english version, but all the box art I've seen so far just shows the steroid-freak leading me to believe we(in the u.s.) are getting Gestalt... Jim, if you could, would you mind finding out from someone important at Squeenix if the u.s. PS3 version is RepliCant or Gestalt
ImmaculateChimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 10:57
ImmaculateChimp
damn!...I meant to put a question mark at the end of my above comment. just pretend that there is one of these -> ? <- at the end of it.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 11:38
mistic
I'd much rather play as an attractive demon penis girl than some overly muscular steroid junkie with crappy hair.
seconded!
theswitcher's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 11:48
theswitcher
Man, there's some projects you know right off the bat that are DESTINED for failure.
Lokust's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 12:41
Lokust
I will gladly import to get hot dickgirl action. It's totally worth it.
hornetjockey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 13:10
hornetjockey
This game has already confused me beyond all interest. So, there are two versions of the game, one with a effeminate male lead, and one with a girl that may or may not be packing meat. But, in the NA version we will only be able to get the girly boy. Do I have that right?!
Snorbuckle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 13:31
Snorbuckle
Nier Replicant: Male effeminate lead. Possible dickgirl plays a supporting role.
Nier Gestalt: Manly older male lead. Possible dickgirl plays the same supporting role.

Nier Gestalt will be released on PS3 and Xbox 360 in Europe and America, and will be simply called Nier.

Hope that clears stuff up.
Thane Vickers's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 13:36
Thane Vickers
Other than the roid guy with the assy face (no not Brad,) the character art is simply amazing.... well the enemies and the moon-face thing. I feel like Tim Burton decided that he wanted to make a (slightly pretentious) video game. Cautiously excited about this.
goliathonline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 13:50
goliathonline
No futa=no buy.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 14:39
Electrium
The Japanese have such a hilarious idea of what they think we like in America. And in other news, I still have no idea what to think about this game.
Django Reinhardt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 17:22
Django Reinhardt
Looks pretty terrible and insulting.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/17/2009 18:05
Chris Carter
I hope these are Alpha screenshots.
Quistnix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 03:34
Quistnix
I'm still loving the design, and I'm still thinking somebody should give that poor girl some pants.
King Chrono's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/18/2009 20:46
King Chrono
I'm not sure what to think, but at the very least Prototype proved that graphics sure aren't everything. It could be fun.
JustLikeBuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/21/2009 04:09
JustLikeBuck
@ King Chrono
But Prototype got boring after a couple of hours of doing the same thing.

Hopefully this game will take fun seriously, and find new ways of giving it to us over the course of the game.
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