You guys sure do love haikus! We got plenty of awesome entries in our Neves Plus swag contest and it was hard to narrow down the best. Here are the 14 winners:
- Kauza
- Isay Isay
- Ganjookie
- ThaFNFreak
- D Sane
- kwaselow
- Knives
- Sentry
- Dead Movie Star
- Scientist tz
- Justice
- Catmurderer
- snotrocket
- video cognito
My favorite of the haikus came from kwaselow:
I'm a Jewish man
Egypt enslaved my people
Reparations please!
Reparations indeed! Winners, we'll be getting in touch with you based on the e-mail address we have on file for you. We'll be sending you a code for Neves Plus for WiiWare and the awesome cat t-shirt you see above.
Be sure to keep an eye on our contest page for more chances to win free stuff from us such as PCs, King of Fighters XII, Chun-Li art piece and more stuff each and every week.
Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy.
Likes
Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo
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3:10 PM on 07.22.2009
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Also, holy shit @ the irony of someone named "Catmurderer" winning this contest.
I am going to sew that t-shirt to my skin!
I have a friend who's a black jew. He's a double slave
One of these months... Years?