You guys sure do love haikus! We got plenty of awesome entries in ourNeves Plus swag contest and it was hard to narrow down the best. Here are the 14 winners:
Dead Movie Star
My favorite of the haikus came from kwaselow:
I'm a Jewish man Egypt enslaved my people Reparations please!
Reparations indeed! Winners, we'll be getting in touch with you based on the e-mail address we have on file for you. We'll be sending you a code for Neves Plus for WiiWare and the awesome cat t-shirt you see above.
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