Did you order an Xbox One from Amazon? If so, want to know where it's chillin' right now? In some warehouse stacked on a pallet -- one out of thousands, waiting to be delivered to your home to be loved and cared for.
But right now, it's not a beautiful and unique snowflake. It's just one more black box in a line of black boxes that seems to stretch ad infinitum.
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