This may be the shortest-lived podcast name in the history of podcasts. After announcing Fingerbangcast -- an exciting new RetroforceGO! spin-off -- on Monday, some non-Destructoid-related drama unfortunately occurred.

While I wanted to make up a wonderfully ironic tale about a wild pack of old ladies seeking me out after being terribly offended by the name, punching me in the face repeatedly like a wrinkly, butterscotch-scented windmill, and tossing me into a mud puddle formed by my own tears, I figured that story would be hard to believe. (I mean, old ladies don’t travel in packs ... they travel in COVENS!)

In boring reality, iTunes is what happened. Who would have thought iTunes would not want to support a podcast called Fingerbangcast? It’s so family-friendly!

In hindsight, we should have seen this coming. Fingerbangcast is a little hardcore. We were so excited about naming our new podcast after something absurdly related to RetroforceGO! that we kind of forgot about any possible real-world implications. Oh well, lesson learned. I will just make sure not to name my first-born Finger Bang Concelmo.

So now we have to come up with a new name. And that’s where you guys come in! Throw out some ideas in the comments! All we ask is that it relates to RetroforceGO! in some way, no matter how random. Here are some of the ideas Colette, Stella, and I have already come up with: RipTaylorcast, Amazingcast, EffinDrYangcast, Team Amazing. The (family-friendly) possibilities are endless! We will announce the final name when we record Episode #2!

This is your chance to help name an awesome new podcast that could someday be on a t-shirt. A T-SHIRT!

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

sleepingagain

dolphin jesus radio show

Super Drybones

MadeOfStringCast

Daniel Carneiro

Unfortunately I can't provide a name, I'm not all that good with words :/
but I'm incredibly excited for this :D:D

Darren Nakamura

I've been trying to come up with names for a podcast, and here's a cool one, if you can manage to say it without twisting your tongue: Crude Dittos.

Why is it so good? Well first off, it's an anagram for Destructoid, so there's your marginal relation to RetroForceGO!, and secondly, it's a statement on gaming blogs as a whole. Think about it!

talon842

Retro Goggles

Crystal White

unicornrainbowcast

Face

Digitpenetrationcast!

LeonJuggaloWHF

We're back, a Dinosaurs Podcast!

Brian Keljore

Digit Blast... Its like the thesaurus version of Fingerbang...

eternalplayer2345

Dolphin Yard Sale Cast

Scrappy force go

Cartridge blow

Old Man in speedos from the wizard video game movie cast.

L0cky

handjobcast

imaginarythomas

1. Re-Cast
2. Our Powers Combined
3. Chad Concelmo and Friends Present the smiletime hour.
4. DolphinSlurpeeYardsale
5. Retroforce Go! Featuring ImaginaryThomas?

A Very Drunk Panda

Classicast?

fetusmilk

RetroforceRedux!

imaginarythomas

Cartridge Fufu

personz

My vote goes to Dr. F'ing Yang

Sonic9jct

Retroforce Gaiden
Chad n Friends
Chad n Co
The Chad Concelmo Hour n Friends
Retro Harder
Bangcast
Amazecast
The Amazing Show (Starring Chad Concelmo n Friends)
Unpleasant Burrito Experience

Char Aznable

The Best Podcast Ever!!

TJF588

Bigbangcast
Forcebangcast
Bangforcecast
Bangforecast
...I'unno, I just rather like how "-bangcast" sounds.

imaginarythomas

In case Cartridge Fufu is lost on anyone, it's what Nintendo adorably named the act of blowing in carts to get them to run.

MuddBstrd

Fapcast! Or if you want something longer, Fappityfapcast!

Draxxlith

No, you're fine naming your son that, so long as you don't submit him to Apple.

LeonJuggaloWHF

or...

Hearts on Pancakes

Sonic9jct

@Char Aznable
I really like that one!

Jonathan Holmes

How about ShakeWeightCast.

That joke never gets old.

jay section

DoubleDwibbleCast

imaginarythomas

ChadsLaughCast (aka: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHA HA HA HA HA)

eskimo bob

The Double Dribble Broadcast

Mavis Beacon Can Suck My Dickcast

The Bangin' Fingercast

The Best Week Ever! (alternatively "Best Week Evercast")

SenorDoucheoisie

FingerMakeLoveCast. Trust me, it'll work.

Kal Zakath

The Not Fingerbangcast

PappaDukes

Simple. The Amaaaaaaazing Podcast.

Zulu

Podtoid

Clown Baby

FapCast is a good one.

FingerLoveCast
CensoredCast
FamilyFriendlyCast

Shad

I was going to suggest Double Dribblecast, but someone beat me to it. So i support that.

Aurain

TimeEffortMoney

Justice

RetroforceRedux is my favourite so far. Similar ones down those vain such as RetroforceRebirth, RFReborn (those are just examples) would be cool.

Anyway: Amazecast, DolphinCast, RainbowCast, SuperAwesomePeopleCast, RubixsCast, CubeCast, OldSchoolCast, Hitting the Slot, SlotMe, SlotCast, SuperKawaiiCast, AWESOMECAST, Fapcast, Castfap, TheSuperAwesomeRainbowAudioShow, SuperTerrificExcellentLovableListen&AnswerCast (aka STELLACast). Whew, I'm done.

eternalplayer2345

Anthony burch has terrible hair cast

Justice

No idea why all the weird breaks appeared in my comment, whoops!

GooN

How about BrokenArmCast or BrokenfingersCast... or effaroundwithDestructoidAndIllPutYourNewlyBrokenArmInACast

fetusmilk

doubledowncast

walrusmustdash

PuzzlePuzzlePuzzle Cast...or PX3C, for short.

imaginarythomas

A whole new world

Br0th3rGr1mm

Is fingerboinkcast also offensive?

Alex Barbatsis

What about FBC? You can have your cake and eat it too. (and fingerbang it)

dipnlik

FluffyDolphins?

L0cky

somethingyoudowithyourfingercast

Touya

The Signmy Cast
The Five Cast (it's one better than a forecast)
The Over Cast
The HyperComboFinishCast KO.
The Level 3 Super Cast
The Hangout
The Because We Can Podcast
The Wondercast
The Cast that Can
Chad Concelmo's Flying Circus
Lemon Curry

Tubatic

Yangcast
The YardSale
Goggle13 RetroCast
PixelPals
Bang Concelmo and the CheckPoint Chix
California Quarter Match
RetroForce AllStars
PodPals Retro
Plan A Retro Kids (PARK!)

Alex Barbatsis

Or how about Little Lumpkin's Hour of Fun. You can be little Lumpkin Chad.

Touya

Oh crap, forgot an obvious one.

THE DREAM CAST

What? Hello? Sega? Copyright infringement? Hello?