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Why does Gabe Newell need to go to Australia? Need is probably too strong a word, but Joe, a Left 4 Dead campaign creator, wants him and Erik Johnson to fly to Brisbane to check out his campaign. See Joe had been in touch with Gabe here and there. Then he heard that Valve had flown the Left 4 Dead 2 boycotters out to check out the game. He, however, had never been invited and Gabe and Erik had never been able to check out his campaign. So he emailed Gabe and said, "Why haven't I been invited to Valve? I mean you guys need to check out my campaign." 

Newell responded with, "We are boycotting your campaign." Logic then dictated to Joe that this means that he has to fly Gabe and Erik to Australia to show them his campaign as they had done for the Left 4 Dead 2 boycotters. He didn't have the money though, so he decided to raise the funds via the internet to get Gabe and Erik to the outback. He started on September 10 and now has over $3,000 for the effort. Of course that is way more than he needs, so all extra proceeds are going to Child's Play. You can still donate, but all Joe is really waiting on is a response from Newell about if they can actually fly out to Brisbane. Judging from the email discussions the two have already had this could actually happen.








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CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:02
CRAZYAPE69
in the words of Arnie..''no deal''
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:13
Xzyliac
I'm confused. Is this towards sending Gabe to Australia or towards Child's Play?

I mean if he's already got the money and the extra money is going to Child's Play then theoretically my money is just going straight to Child's Play. This headline lies.

No deal.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:18
wanderingpixel
Hmmm... This is tough. On the one hand I love Valve, and they deserve my money. But how do I know this guy will keep his word? Need to think about it.
SovietMudkipz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:18
SovietMudkipz
I open Dtoid thinking to myself "I wonder what's going to be on the front page" and get "Help Fly Gabe Newell to Australia".

Didn't the last thing related to him involve Victoria's Secret? Or sign language? What's next?
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:22
Jon B
In all seriousness... would Gabe fit in a economy-class seat?
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:22
LsTr Of SmG
Or you could just send the money straight to Child's Play. Skip the middle man! =D
Daxelman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:34
Daxelman
Jon B: Gabe needs an AirBus, double decker.

For himself.

And his bitches.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:35
Darren Nakamura
Uh, oh!
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 20:38
10BobMarleys
No way is that guy gonna fly over here just to see someone's lame-ass L4D mod. Just send the whole amount to Child's Play. If Newell was gonna fly over here, he could quite easily afford his own ticket.
DJP3DRO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:06
DJP3DRO
Newell responded with, "We are boycotting your campaign."

Hahahaha... dick.
liam12360's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:16
liam12360
This is perfect. We need more people like this around. Props to Valve for actually considering this.

TAKE THAT ACTIVISION, YOU EVIL WHORE!!!!!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:16
Los255
You can't back out now Newell!
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:22
matrixdude171
Always glad to see a community coming together to get something cool done!
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:44
Brian Szabelski
Gabe only flies first class.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:50
adultswim810
we're boycotting your campaign is so win
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:51
Xzyliac
@LsTr_Of_SmG
We have a winner.
CloneTrooper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:55
CloneTrooper
He needed US$2000 to fly them over here.

He has $3000, so he's got what he needs, so any extra over the $2000 needed is going to childs play.

If you back track through Kotaku AU, you can find the original story...
Doos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 21:56
Doos
So, he can't just send the campaign via the internet?
Psy-Phi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 22:13
Psy-Phi
Australian Internet is terrible. There's Koala's always eating the lines, and Kangaroo's keep bouncing all over the fiber that they do have.

Seriously though, every Aussie I know has to pay exorbanent amounts of money if they exceed their download cap...and they have an even smaller upload cap. No idea how big it is, but it could cost him extra dollars. And if he is on an unlimited line, his upload would be so slow that L4D2 would be out by the time it finished.
benjaxez's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 22:59
benjaxez
yeah the caps are ridiculous, but you don't have to pay extra, the aussies you know are prolly just too dumb to avail unlimited internet plans...

even with "unlimited" things are still pretty shit, and the internet is just too fucking slow,

speeds of around 10mbps and up is probably the fastest in australia
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 23:42
GohanGVO
It was a friendly back-and-forth joke that has turned into the real thing. Gabe Newell responded by saying that he and Erik are going to find a spot in their schedule to fly down there, and the finishing of L4D2 is currently the hold up.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/13/2009 23:47
Takeshi
I couldn't care less about Gabe, L4D or Australia.
10BobMarleys's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 00:24
10BobMarleys
@Takeshi: So why comment?
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 00:58
GoldenGamerXero
Only Valve...
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 03:29
Xzyliac
@10BobMarleys
He does that a lot. Don't worry about it.
Super Mega Hyper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 04:09
Super Mega Hyper
@Takeshi
COULD care less, wait...
zombielifecoach's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 07:18
zombielifecoach
Roger!!! Tag in and SUPER-PUUUUUNCH!!!!
Satsumomo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 08:09
Satsumomo
SUCCESS

"The English language lacks the words to express the level of excitement Erik and I feel that you and your friends have pulled this off. Give us some time to organize our affairs, as we are trying to ship a product, and then we’ll let you know the time and date of our arrival. Give our best to Robin’s mother, as she is apparently a neighbor of yours.

Gabe & Erik"

http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=11588834&postcount=205

(LaCabra is Joe)
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 08:15
Excel-2011
The head of a large company is boycotting one person's work? Is it really that bad?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 11:57
Holyetheline
And Valve continues to stay at the top of my list for said awesomeness... I hope they really do fly out there! The fact that Gabe even wrote back to him makes me happy.
mrsatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/14/2009 18:38
mrsatan
I hate to say it, but there is no way this fools L4D campaign is good enough for the head of Valve to fly out there. Hell no mod is worth it unless it is a total conversion. Any dumbass can make a campaign or map mod, but only a true modder can make a total conversion. I'd donate all the money and save himself a trip
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Husnain Amjad1
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