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Hello, Destructoid

3:58 PM on 04.11.2007   |   Gamejew


Destructoid at my desk
Destructoid in my bed
Destructoid in my dreams
Destructoid in my head

Hey Mr. Destructoid
I'm honored to be aboard
As we roll along, I'll sing your song
And all hope will be restored








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Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 15:56
Jordan Devore
I fucking love this.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 15:57
Snaileb
Beautiful. Niero must have the waterworks flowing.

Welcome Gamejew.

I had a couple of friends like GameJew, and they were weird people. Like, maybe they needed meds weird.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 15:58
Snaileb
Whooooops

*Thank you GameJew

Your always welcomed, I dont know what happened.
Katana's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 15:59
Katana
SOMEONE SHOOT ME NOW!!!! PLEASE...
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 15:59
MechaMonkey
BWAH?!?! GameJew an official D-toider? Huzzah!

Welcome aboard, official Destructoid virtuoso.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 15:59
Bob Muir
Yay!
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:00
World Famous
I guess Katana is the GameJew Fanclub president?
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:00
Toneman
Amazing. Dtoid just keeps getting better and better. Welcome GameJew!
Granite Gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:01
Granite Gamer
You sir I like.

Hip hip hooray.....more sarcasm, intelligence and humor....

YOU have the job of jobs Gamejew

"GG"
masterledz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:02
masterledz
Yes, YES. As if I needed another reason to stalk the Dtoid site all the time.
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:03
World Famous
Since we gave him the Dtoid herpes in Miami, GameJew really had no choice but to climb aboard.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:05
Roryzilla
YES! Gamejew + Destructoid = Super Happy Fun Time.
savagesaladin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:07
savagesaladin
Does this mean we all have to adapt to GameJew and give up pork?
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:10
William Haley
@savage, I dunno, but I'm already wearing the hat.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:13
Niero
ZOMG HE'S LIKE THE FREDDY MERCURY OF GAMING

Seriously, Jonathan fucking rocks. You're so not ready
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:16
Namelessted
awesomes.
ghnvt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:16
ghnvt
Mazel Tov GameJew!!!
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:17
Gameboi
Great to see you join the winning team. However, that video...that video was just disturbing.

Keep up the good work ;-)
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:20
plyr3005
i'm surprised no groping occured with the Mannequin. (maybe offcamera?)
DalaiLiam's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:20
DalaiLiam
I wish gamejew would have my babies....


No I mean like TAKE them...


...and raise them into a singing dancing family group of Gamjewlings.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:20
Aaron Mxy Yost
So awesome! Welcome and much props to Gamejew. Loved your stuff since the Mario Opera.
AndyCat's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:23
AndyCat
"Does this mean we all have to adapt to GameJew and give up pork?"

Is he even kosher? He seems like the kind of guy who likes sausage *elbow nudge*
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:53
AngelsDontBurn
Awesome, kudos Gamejew!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 16:55
king3vbo
GameJew ftw, cant wait to see what kind of mayhem hes gonna bring to Dtoid
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:05
Detry
That's pure Diamond Jewelry right der.

Awesome.
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:08
charliesuh
So... hes a jew?
darkcloud's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:09
darkcloud
Comedy goldmine; welcome GameJew!
ExpertPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:23
ExpertPenguin
Hey...hey...*claps*...
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:23
velcroman
this bring dtoid to...OVER 9000!!!!!!

TheRob91's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:28
TheRob91
YOU. FUCKING. ROCK! Period(or exclamation point, whichever suits you).
TheRob91's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:30
TheRob91
Also, is this the guy from the G4 X-play musical(the paperboy in the beginning)? Even if you are, it can't make you any cooler, because you're already at the top.
iRaf 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:34
iRaf
gamejew ftw!
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:36
deanhatescoffee
As they say in my home country...
Welcome. :)
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:37
Kayka
Gamejew, you fucking rule teh internets. Welcome aboard!

@velcro
lmfao VEGETA!
Dan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 17:53
Dan
This is awesome! Welcome Gamejew!!!!

dtoid ftw!
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 18:03
Mabec
This is to retarded for me >_<
Still... you are brave.
imcowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 18:06
imcowman
wowmazing. i look forward to the weekly videos!
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 18:13
CannibalCalvin
GAAAHHH! awesome.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 18:44
Topher Cantler
OMGJOHNATHANMANN!!

Welcome! :D
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 18:50
Colette Bennett
I thought sure the inflatable goat would have been in this video. ^___^
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 19:01
Dyson
YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!YAY!
Fronz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 19:05
Fronz
velcroman, your picture literally got a lol out of me. ok, back on topic:

pew pew + also cocks = gamejew greatness. dtoid just leveled up!
Tbomb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 19:09
Tbomb
Gamejew is finally in da dtoid hizzous. *cough cough* Welcome aboard and enjoy the madness!
Pepillou2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 19:48
Pepillou2
That brought tears to my eyes. Tears of joy. :,)
tiffsauce's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 19:52
tiffsauce
Oh rapture! Gamejew has joined the team of saucesomeness! Where did all your hair go? Lots of <3!
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 20:37
tehuberone
DUDE ITS CHADO......
DtotheG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 20:43
DtotheG
Lol. Funny and good song, but there were a few green screen problems.
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 21:06
The CronoLink
Somehow velcroman's pic reminded me of Summa ::shudders::
Must've been the creepy grin. j/k XD
moclippa's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 21:27
moclippa
Welcome on Board!

By the way, you'd make an amazing crazy homeless person to bump into in some dark New York alleyway.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/11/2007 21:55
Thornnn
WOW. Really just, "WOW!"
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