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Heavy Rain patch is on the way photo

If your copy of Heavy Rain freezing all the time? Never fear, Quantic Dream has a patch waiting in the wings so everybody can bask in how brilliant David Cage is. It would be a crime against humanity to deny people the right -- nay, the need -- to see what Quantic Dream has done for the industry. So patch away, my friends. Patch, patch away!

According to a SCEA forum mod, the fix is in its final test phase and should be released "very soon." The patch won't just be a fix for the freezing glitch, with a smattering of smaller issues being addressed as well. According to the spokesman, the issues were limited to a few players and hard to reproduce, which is why the patch was a bugger to make, but hopefully everyone can play it now. 

Hooray!

Heavy Rain patch on the way [VG247]

[Apparently some people got upset by the jokes in the header image. Considering the jokes were no worse than anything you can get on American network television, or indeed, any average videogame blog, I don't quite understand why people suddenly felt the need to get upset. If you were genuinely upset by that, we're sorry. We're here to inform and amuse, not offend. It's very difficult to know the difference when boundaries are so flimsy and people pick and choose what is offensive, though. Anyway, sorry.]








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VGFreak1225's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 10:49
VGFreak1225
N B4 "Stop picking on Heavy Rain fatty McFuck fat!"

On that note, hope this works for everyone.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 10:53
Mr Andy Dixon
More boobs please!
Stigmeyer's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 10:56
Stigmeyer
I hope this fixes the glitch in my copy where the nude glitch doesn't work.
Interlink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 10:57
Interlink
An insider tells me that the patch will also re-do all of the voice acting, address the plot holes but also has 50% more "JASON!". It's going to be a 50 gig download, so I hope everyone has enough space on their hard drive.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 10:57
John Johnson
"downe's syndrome?"
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 10:59
Elsa
Jason!.... Jaaassson!!
Marty McMahon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:01
Marty McMahon
i agree with john, jims just a double douche on that. a) jim cant do anything but create controversy on forums by playing the devils advocate, er well devils douche more so, instead of actually writing something profound. b) that character model is amazing and anybody whose touched a 3d program would know that and appreciate it
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:02
pokota
You might want to mirror that picture so you can place the text on the right side, because after reading it, my eyes jumped instinctively upwards to the last image scanned, which happend to be your avatar. I was more amused than I perhaps should have been.
Maxxthepenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:04
Maxxthepenguin
@Marty

It's an impressive technical feat that just so happens to take a dive into the uncanny valley.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:05
Corak
Didn't know this was a big issue for this game. I'll be going back to the game to trophy whore it some after I finish God of War 3 and FFXIII. On the other hand, I had a "boss" fight in God of War 3 last night glitch on me. Guy kept spinning around in a corner and I couldn't attack him, had to start it over and it was fine, and he dropped like the rest will.
bunnymud's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:11
bunnymud
sounds like GoW3 needs a patch as well
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:13
covah
How bout fixing those damn trophies?

I MADE THE OMLETT IN TIME MOTHERFUCKER!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:14
Mr Andy Dixon
"It's an impressive technical feat that just so happens to take a dive into the uncanny valley."

This.
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:19
Sexualchocolate
My first playthrough crashed once, right at the JAY-SUN bit.

No biggie, though, was still a fantastic experience.

Looking forward to going back to this one.
Fishstick's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:35
Fishstick
I kept freezing from boredom while playing this game.
texasgoldrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:37
texasgoldrush
They need to patch the plot holes.
jaycobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:40
jaycobo
Im glad SOME of the people posting on this like terrible games.

This article made me smile Jim. Mission accomplished.
Matt Jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 11:59
Matt Jones
Header image text is not funny at all.

Seriously, step too far.
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:08
EdgyDude
Ironically, if they fix the nudity glitch they might actually lose customers.
Mateitna's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:14
Mateitna
Oh Jim. You'll do anything to shamelessly spiral some controversy. You don't have anything near an editorial voice, more like a muted megaphone in a crowded, dank New York subway.

You have zero credibility - so please, continue onward!
Lainzi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:16
Lainzi
You spelled "Down's" wrong dude.
pewww's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:17
pewww
Making a joke at the expense of Downes Sydrome? Fuck you, Jim. You are the opposite of having class. I know that you like to create controvery but this? This is just offensive in all the wrong ways. Now I remember why I don't come here anymore.
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:17
Mr Andy Dixon
Off topic, but I really hope they fix BioShock 2 so the multiplayer doesn't freeze my goddamn Xbox every time I try to play. I've only managed to finish one match out of the four I've tried to play, and of course it only freezes when I'm winning ;)
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:24
mistic
I hope it fixes the failures on mine, getting really tired of the random failings...
Igort's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:29
Igort
Good to see Jim still milking the ol' "Heavy Rain sucks, you're all idiots" cow there. Keep up the good work, you simpleton.
ChaosTeaCup's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:33
ChaosTeaCup
@x1251

Are you calling Jim Jesus, or are you saying Jesus is a retard. Either way, I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. but then I don't agree with any of your bullshit.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:34
PappaDukes
@admiralsandwich - "Now I remember why I don't come here anymore."

Know how I know you're retarded (possibly with down's syndrome)?
ChaosTeaCup's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:35
ChaosTeaCup
Also, the irony of getting upset at a downe's syndrome joke whilst simultaniously calling someone a retard is probably beyond you.
El-Sveppi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:35
El-Sveppi
Playing this next week.
Igort's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:35
Igort
Hahaha. Just reading Jim's twitter: "I'm honestly sick of people being stupid, pathetic, whiny little bitches about every single fucking thing I do."

It's funny because it's blatant that this is the sort of reaction he's trying to get, but now he's complaining about it. Pro-tip Jim: Stop shitting on things becayse they're popular and then whining when people hate you.
janoDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:41
janoDX
The joke is smart... x1251 is not...
Klarden's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:43
Klarden
wow. nice protip "lick people's asses so they don't hate you if you don't"
xenoslave42's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:43
xenoslave42
@jim

This is in reference to your last tweet. It's comments like that that make me hate you. You make jokes and flamebait posts (not saying that is is one of them mind you), but then complain when ppl react negatively to your sense of humor. Grow the fuck up. It's the internet after all and not everyone shares your opinion/ sense of humor. I for one thought the down syndrome joke was funny, but getting all butthurt about ppl giving you a hard time on the internet is just as 'childish', 'pathetic', and 'whiny' as you claim those other ppl to be. Perhaps the 'King of Trolls' can't take his own medicine. Again, grow the fuck up and welcome to the internet.
DANMATEYE's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:48
DANMATEYE
please...bitches....stop with the bitching
Igort's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:48
Igort
@Klarden

I never even implied that. I said he should quit being a dick if he can't take the inevitable backlash. His twitter at the moment should just read "A-Bloo Bloo, no one likes me because I act like an asshole."
FatherChesz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:48
FatherChesz
Jim, that is untrue. Family Guy's Down's Syndrome song was pretty funny too.
DANMATEYE's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:51
DANMATEYE
a man with down syndrome walks into a bar

the barman says ''why the mong face?''
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:51
CRAZYAPE69
mine never froze
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:51
PappaDukes
@igort - I can see where Jim's coming from. It's anti-Jim users like you that are starting to majorly clutter up dtoid's front page and you are honestly wearing out your welcome quicker than a hooker to dick. The sad thing is, this is your ONLY contribution to the site? Trash talking Jim? Seriously, that is sad.
Do us all a favor and maybe try contributing more than just pointing out shit that makes you rage with two sentence posts. Ever thought about starting a c-blog? Maybe getting an avatar? If you're gonna be sticking around shitting all over the front page, might as well take off your coat and stay a while as they say.
xibalba's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:52
xibalba
Jim never compromises and i fucking love him for that.
Thype's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:59
Thype
@ Jim's Twitter feed:

Jimbo, if you hate the assholes and you hate the reactions, change your approach.

Not that I care mind you, but we only have control over our own actions and if that's something that is genuinely getting on your nerves change it up and see if you get different reaction, yeah?

Your sense of humor is appreciated but you have to know it's going to be controversial. You're a shock value comedian, some people love it, some people hate it.

Anyway, keep on keepin' on, man. Sorry you get nasty emails, never an excuse for that.

Take care, bud.
Process My Meat's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 12:59
Process My Meat
"I guess some of the Jime haters and holier-than-thous in this story have no sense of humor. I thought the line “Down's Syndrome Jokes: Only Funny if South Park Makes Them” was very funny. I think the word is “sarcasm.”

In my family we think laughing is good. My parents raised me to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life."

- Andrea Fay Friedman

There we have it folks. A girl with Down's Syndrome thought it was hilarious. Move along.
janoDX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 13:21
janoDX
All I can say is that... Heavy Rain is the new Plumbers dont wear ties
Verision's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 13:22
Verision
I'm guessing that the people complaining about your joke there Jim don't listen to Podtoid. Oh the fits they would have if they did.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 13:24
KingSigy
Does it fix the ending?
pokota's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 13:26
pokota
@PappaDukes. Consumers have a right to complain about a product, especially when they like most parts of a product but other parts fuck up the enjoyment.

As for Sterling being upset, I'm confused. Why would someone be unhappy at being flamed when they constantly post what can only be described flame-bait? Personally, I just think his ham-handed approach has gotten old. He's like the Andrew Dice Clay of Destructoid, who also got angry when everyone realized that constant insults lose their humor quickly.
Themightylebeau2009's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 13:39
Themightylebeau2009
@ DANMATEYE - That made my day, thank you.
runtheplacered's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 13:50
runtheplacered
Weird, this game never crashed on me a single time.
xibalba's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2010 14:26
xibalba
@runtheplacered are you sure you played the game??? [/sarcasm]

srsly tho it is basically 50/50 per people who had problems with the game. i have a 40 gig fat and so does a friend of mine, i had problems he didnt. mine crashed during the inital download (before the game download) i had it freeze on me at least 5 times. several times i thought it froze during the loading screens but it just took forever. i also had numerous amounts of times where the audio just vanished. game is broken that alone took me out of the game completely.
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