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This latest video for Haze shows you no gameplay or cinematic at all. All it shows is a PS3 controller vibrating. In fact, I'm not even sure why I'm bothering posting this video aside from the fact that it's the weekend and the news tends to die during these two days. I guess the team at Free Radical were really excited to be able to utilize a "last-gen" feature again. 

Rumble or not, I know for a fact that this game is going to be great. Now here's a thought: What would happen if I injected Nectar directly into my penis? 

[Thanks to GoldenDonut & BS3Owner]








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Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 14:57
Neonie
It would most likely hurt...very much.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 14:57
Teta
That has to be the worst shit i´ve seen un a LOOONG time.
Also zero?
Comrade Snarky's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:00
Comrade Snarky
I wish that video was *supposed* to be funny.

Because it is.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:04
Maurice Tan
AMAZING!

Nectar into penis would lead to Ambrosia btw. Tell girls they will have eternal youth if they drink it. It might have a higher success-rate than the average PS3 motion-control marketing campaign.
Racoon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:14
Racoon
I agree with Teta, that trailer could have been, and probably was, made by a 17 year old with a haze poster and a stolen dualshock3.
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:19
Holiday
Oh man...That rates as one of the biggest wastes of internet time evaaar!
Zarathustra's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:29
Zarathustra
Unintentional comedy is so great.

They don't even push the plunger on the syringe. Way to go.
Magesx's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:37
Magesx
Guys, I'm pretty sure this trailer wasn't serious.

Jeez, come on, people.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:42
deiga-the-semivaliant
If you think the trailer was trying to be serious, you have to get your sarcasm meter checked.

It's poking fun at Sony trumpeting their new rumble controllers as a super crazy awesome thing.
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:43
Zanch
Wow, look at us! We get to use a feature that should have been there from the start! We're so super awesome for that!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:45
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Apparently, I wasn't sarcastic enough in my write up.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:51
Justin Villasenor
Thanks to this video I finally know how they how they make controllers vibrate.
Reallynotnick's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 15:57
Reallynotnick
Dammit, I have to refill my 360's rumble again!
whiteboy0869's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 16:27
whiteboy0869
This game looks sweet. Is this coming this year? I need something to use my PS3 for other than Blu-Ray. It's getting lonely.
Bas's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 16:38
Bas
Awesome, IT RUMBLES!
method47's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 16:57
method47
Too bad the controller wont come out till next year.
flaakmonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 18:26
flaakmonkey
Laym. SOny Blows yet again. They need to release all the good games these holidays, then bow out.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 19:21
Sharpless
Fuck these bastards for making the game a PS3 exclusive. I was looking forward to playing it. Oh well.
Bricfa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 20:00
Bricfa
Them song for this game should be "Purple Haze".

except it's yellow...
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/29/2007 21:09
jerrt
sweet. [:
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 01:01
Bob Muir
Oh boy! Exciting!
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 01:45
DarkTravesty
@ sharpless you may wanna check November 2007;issue 221;page 82 bottom left of egm. haze is coming spring 2008 for 360 so....
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 02:31
Sharpless
Oh, so it's a timed exclusive? Okay, I can live with that.
TheJin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/30/2007 18:14
TheJin
that game has vibrating function but the dual shock 3 doesn't gonna arrive until 2008 FTL that really sucks...
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