This latest video for Haze shows you no gameplay or cinematic at all. All it shows is a PS3 controller vibrating. In fact, I'm not even sure why I'm bothering posting this video aside from the fact that it's the weekend and the news tends to die during these two days. I guess the team at Free Radical were really excited to be able to utilize a "last-gen" feature again.
Rumble or not, I know for a fact that this game is going to be great. Now here's a thought: What would happen if I injected Nectar directly into my penis?
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Nectar into penis would lead to Ambrosia btw. Tell girls they will have eternal youth if they drink it. It might have a higher success-rate than the average PS3 motion-control marketing campaign.
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2:58 PM on 09.29.2007
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Also zero?
Because it is.
Nectar into penis would lead to Ambrosia btw. Tell girls they will have eternal youth if they drink it. It might have a higher success-rate than the average PS3 motion-control marketing campaign.
They don't even push the plunger on the syringe. Way to go.
Jeez, come on, people.
It's poking fun at Sony trumpeting their new rumble controllers as a super crazy awesome thing.
except it's yellow...