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CTZ: Holy hell, that is nuts. I'll take this. Dale/Brad back me up here. What the f*ck are they saying?

Brad: Well, as far as I can tell, the conversation goes something like this:
Cameraman: You ready?
*girls disrobe*
1: ZOMG! We're matching!
2: Yeah, we totally are!
*giggles*
....
[After the photo shoot]
 
Cameraman: Say goodbye

1 & 2: BYE [followed by incomprehensible screaming]

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Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:38
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
IT IS RIDICULOUSLY DISADVANTAGEOUS TO PLAY YOUR PSP IN THOSE POSITIONS. THEY ARE NOT REAL GAMERS, AND I AM TOTALLY NOT AMUSED.

GOOD DAY.
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:40
Riser Glen
Yeah. Their knees are far too sharp. And look at the way they part their hair!

They are FAR below my standards.
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:44
Yashoki
Tits or GTFO
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:44
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
WHY IS THE ONE HOLDING THE BLACK PSP SHAKING THE DAMN THING? DOES THE PSP HAVE TILT-SENSING NOW? I THINK NOT. DUMBASS.

GOOD DAY.
uptonogood's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:45
uptonogood
oh, they had PSPs in their hands?
tehdopefish's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:48
tehdopefish
Seeing naked girls holding psp's does not make me want a psp... it makes me want naked girls.

i still don't understand how naked girls can sell products... It makes sense if it's something like Axe, where the product could actually help you attract women, but with just about anything else, the lack of relation does not sway my previous opinion at all.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:52
bottled dark
why was she trying to shake the life out of the psp?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:54
AngelsDontBurn
I want Milk Tea :(.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 00:55
bluemeep
I bet their mothers are proud of them.
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 01:01
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Agent Chieftain, Riser Glen, your comments are priceless.
Quix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 01:02
Quix
When you can't sell your stuff based on its merits (i.e. good games or appealing hardware), go for the half-naked chick approach. Smells like...desperation.

Oh Sony, how low will you go?
Riser Glen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 01:06
Riser Glen
Well I hope that, for Sony's sake, their vaginas print money.
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 01:06
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
WiiSucks should go post this on GayGamer.net
mooboy's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 01:48
mooboy
Wow a lot of you are pretty gay.
cbre88x's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 01:50
cbre88x
Much enjoyment..but where was the PSP the whole time?
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 01:51
Neonie
Quote:(tehdopefish) "Seeing naked girls holding psp's does not make me want a psp... it makes me want naked girls".
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 02:07
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
@mooboy

Wow a lot of you are ten-year-old-boys-who-haven't-learned-the-word-sarcasm-in-their-cute-little-middle-school-spelling-bees-yet
Banj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 02:13
Banj
Not enough bukake...
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 02:48
Dyson
It's times like these that I wished I has learned Japanese instead of Chinese :P
FiXXXer667's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 02:59
FiXXXer667
Chinese is better. Abortions are free :P
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 03:15
Crunshii
why do i have an urge to get a second black psp.... then another white psp.... ugh...
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 04:27
kawitchate
tsk. now seriously, how much effort was put into this? their "outfits" didn't even match the PSPs they were holding...

uh, i mean YAY NEKKID CHIX!
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 04:59
Usedtabe
Poke em' with the fury of my musou cocks!! Musou Rage bitches!!1!!1
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 05:09
Orionsaint
just not that into asian girls
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 07:19
B-Radicate
Action Bastard wins the "comment on the desperate Sony marketing ploys" game. Hands down.

I'm not even into Asian chicks either, but the one in the gold is smokin' hot. I don't care what color PSP she was holding.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 07:46
bhive01
Did you see the claws on the one wearing silver?

Anything but the claws!
rabidkeebler's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 09:26
rabidkeebler
If B-Radicate calls dibs on the gold one I call dibs on the silver one...but seriously this is how every advertisement should be.
CronosBlade's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 09:27
CronosBlade
O_O

I, um, need some alone time. BRB
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 09:33
deanhatescoffee
They were shaking the PSP because they thought it was a new kind of Wii remote. Nice one, Sony - not even your employees know your products.

lolzorsz!!1

Scrixx's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 09:33
Scrixx
Gotta love the Japanese ;)
MATTFOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 09:42
MATTFOO
O GEEBUS.. OO GEBUS... EXCUSE ME WHILE I GET A FRESH PAIR OF UNDIES
908peruvian's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 10:07
908peruvian
oh oh OHHHHHH !!!
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 11:13
BetaMaster
New mooboy is neeeeeeeeew.

Now, on to more important matters. What shade of purple is that backdrop? It looks like it could be royal purple, but when I use the hex code #6B3FA0, it doesn't look quite right. What do you guys think?
BetaMaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 11:14
BetaMaster
Whoops, I wish you could edit posts. I forgot that I had opened this window last night (eight hours ago) and then decided to comment before refreshing. Stuuuupid.
Myrmidon16's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 11:46
Myrmidon16
no, sony is cheating! no, stop it! must... resist... urge... to... buy... psp... NOOOOOOOOO!
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 11:55
jerrt
man, i love the japanese and their advertising styles. i was getting a psp slim when they come out, but now i'm really getting one. is there a bundle pack that comes with them?
Faith's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 12:03
Faith
Liar! You forgot to add the rest. Where's my lesbian loving comments?
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 12:19
Mister Disco
This is why I love Japan. It's like, no matter what game or system it is, there's a video out there somewhere of two girls in skimpy outfits pretending to play them. Still not buying a PSP yet, though.
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 12:42
Baron Calico
I want a PSP. PSPs give you boners.
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 13:26
monosylabik
no one touch your psp!
it turns you into naive asian women who wear shiny tiny bathing suits.
Churchhills Dog's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 13:36
Churchhills Dog
"yaaaaai"

*adjusts uncomfortable tightness in shorts*
hushermit's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2007 17:19
hushermit
Dan The Automator was the most interesting thing in that video.
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/12/2007 12:15
Morrius
'Replay this movie'

I soooooooo shouldn't be watching this at work.
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