The Burch brood do their best Shabba Doo and Boogalo Shrimp impersonations in the latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? Can they move to the groove and shake what their mama gave them? Probably not. But give them props for the effort!
Also, SUPER SECRET ENDING! Is Ash gonna die? Also probably not.
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