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HAWP: Rip Van Ashley wants to play Saints Row: The Third
The latest episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? premiered at PAX last week before being uploaded to GameTrailers. I held off posting it until now out of anger and resentment from not being able to attend the show. It definitely wasn't because it completely slipped my mind since I am an unprofessional hack who can never meet deadlines in a timely manner. Speaking of things being done on time, here is a video about Saints Row: The Third. "But didn't that game come out last year?" That a very good question which I will not answer. Anyway, the episode involves dildo bats, tumors, and bearded ladies, so it ought to hit all the right notes for you. Also, dig out your ears for a cameo by AJ LoCascio, the voice actor for Marty McFly in Back to the Future: The Game. HAWP: Saints Row the Third [GameTrailers] Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Bearded ladies are hot and all but who gives a fuck about Saints Row 3 anymore after playing the reigning king of sandbox games, Sleeping Dogs? These guys seriously over hype Saints Row 3. It's the only game I've played where it jumps the shark of its own narrative after the first 3rd. Wow, it's even more funny without a thousand people in the same room as you laughing at every line delivered! @Sweaty Dungus- Unless one can play a bearded lady in Sleeping Dogs,I'm going to have to leave Sleeping Dogs lie on the store shelves to play some more Saint's Row the Third. No offense to Saints Row The Third fans, but that game will never be as good as the second one. Also, Sleeping Dogs is INCREDIBLE. Woweeee!!! 5:00 PM on 04.06.2013 HAWP: How Anthony Burch wrote Borderlands 2Anthony Burch was very lucky to get hired by Gearbox to work on Borderlands 2. But the road to writing a critically acclaimed game script would only get harder from there. In this very special episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Pla...
4:00 PM on 03.31.2013 HAWP: Papa Burch is the prettiest girl at promThe stereotypical "girl games" are not necessarily as bad as people make 'em out to be. Okay, a lot of them are as bad as people make 'em out to be, but that's not the point. The point is that there are gems even amongst the...
3:00 AM on 02.25.2013 HAWP: Anthony Burch is a big mama's boyAnthony tried to be a big boy -- get married, get a job, move to a new house. But the real world was just too tough for him. With a little prodding from Ash, he realizes that he misses his mommy. But does his mommy miss him ...
7:00 PM on 01.11.2013 HAWP: Oh Ash, your diplomacy is so thick and hardThis is... well... umm... you know what? I'm not even going to explain it. The latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is brilliance, plain and simple. Go watch it and have a good laugh or two. Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Civilization V [GameTrailers]
8:00 PM on 12.08.2012 HAWP: This video is about BOOBSContinuing the tradition of only being tangentially related to the videogame an episode is named after, the latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? uses the new Tomb Raider as a springboard into a discussion about women in games an...
11:00 PM on 10.19.2012 HAWP: The Bobby Kotick your man could smell likeWhat's in my hand? Back to you, you have it. It's a baby! Look again. The baby is now dynamite! Today's episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? gives you a glimpse into just another day at the Activision office. Bobby Kotick wa...
8:00 AM on 10.06.2012 HAWP: What sort of a (wo)man has bats on the brain?Booyah! Not this time, baby! I caught the new episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? the day of! Sure, I'm posting the video the day after it originally went live, but it's better than a full week later! Anyway, this is one my...
6:00 PM on 09.29.2012 HAWP: Anthony Burch's Diablo III interventionGod, friggin'... AAAAARGH! Another late HAWP post! Christ, why can't I ever catch these on time!? If they were on YouTube, I'd get direct email notifications of new uploads, but noooooooOOO!!! The Burch's are doing this to m...
7:00 PM on 08.04.2012 HAWP: It's not always about the violenceThere's more to A Game of Thrones than violence and rampant sex, just like there's more to Hey Ash, Whatcha' Playin? than violence and ... rampant sex! In this case, the Burches have a debate on whether the Game of Thrones videogame is any fun. You'll be better served by having some sort of familiarity with The Game of Thrones universe to appreciate this latest episode.
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| 3:15 PM on 07.23.2012 Storm's Adventure with Saints Row: The Third |
Finally catching up with most of the holiday 2011 titles that I cared about, Saints Row: The Third comes into my life to brighten my day. It isn't as colorful as Saints Row 2...or as crazy...or as funny...or as expansive...or as good.........but trust me, it's a must play! Also, you're tearing me apart, Lisa!more
| 1:30 PM on 06.01.2012 Steam's weekend deal is Saints Row: The Third |

Praise be to the Discount Gods! If you've wanted to check out Saints Row: The Third and have been waiting for a price drop, now is your chance: it's currently going for $16.99 on Steam. The Season Pass is also discounte...more
| 7:00 PM on 05.22.2012 Saints Row: The Third adds some Penthouse Pets |

For some reason, THQ is still pumping out Saints Row: The Third downloadable content. This time, the DLC will add Penthouse Pets Nikki Benz, Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Heather Vandeven. The Pets will join your gang and ca...more
| 2:30 PM on 05.03.2012 Saints Row: The Third - Enter The Dominatrix announced |

It turns out THQ really wasn't trying to fool you when it announced Enter The Dominatrix on April 1st, 2012 -- sh*t just got real! Coming this fall, the standalone expansion Saints Row: The Third - Enter the Dominatrix will b...more
| 8:30 PM on 02.17.2012 Saints Row: The Third gets 'Gangstas in Space' next week |

The next downloadable content pack for Saints Row: The Third may very well be the first one I end up grabbing. "Gangstas in Space" is coming to all platforms this Tuesday for $6.99 (or free, if you happen to have a Season Pas...more
| 2:45 PM on 02.03.2012 This is exactly how you're supposed to play Saints Row 3 |

Egoraptor just pooped out a new animation based on Saints Row: The Third. It's a lot shorter than his more recent vids, clocking in at a mere 11 seconds. However, you'll probably agree that he successfully managed to condense the key highlights of the game in such a small span of time. Saints Row 3 Has A Lot of Outfits [YouTube]more
| 9:20 AM on 01.25.2012 THQ stops publishing kiddy games as SR3 ships 3.8 million |

THQ has revealed that it plans to drop out of the licensed kid game market entirely, refocusing its efforts on so-called "core" games such as Saints Row: The Third. This news came at an investor meeting, where it was also ann...more
| 7:30 PM on 01.17.2012 GenkiBowl VII has begun! |

The first DLC for Saints Row: The Third has been released and this trailer was released with the express purpose of encouraging you to purchase the addition. GenkiBowl VII brings all new missions centered around the mad...more
| 1:30 PM on 01.16.2012 The best: Team Fortress 2 masks in Saints Row: The Third |

I had completely forgotten that Volition planned to mash Team Fortress 2 up with Saints Row: The Third. Even if I had remembered, this still would've been a terrific surprise. Just look at the Heavy's hilariously creepy face!...more
| 7:00 PM on 05.21.2013 Create your own pagan event for Crusader Kings II |
The pagans are almost upon us as Crusader Kings II: The Old Gods gets closer to release. To mark the upcoming launch of this expansion, Paradox Interactive is offering folks the chance to create their own event, which will a...more
| 8:30 AM on 05.21.2013 Don't panic! Resident Evil Revelations has weeks of DLC |
I know you're all worried to the point of a nervous breakdown over whether or not the recently released console version of Resident Evil Revelations will have lots of downloadable content. You may now put your terrors to bed,...more
| 9:30 AM on 05.20.2013 Warner Bros. announces Preorder DLC: Origins! |
Warner Bros. has just announced a brand new game, a long-awaited prequel to its critically acclaimed Preorder DLC series. Preorder DLC: Origins has been revealed today, and it'll put players into the boots of the villainous D...more


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