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HAWP: Far Cry 2 is here, watch it photo

I am honored to bring you this installment of 'Hey Ash, Watcha Playin.' Usually, Ashley does such things, but she is in a land without internet and so the duty falls upon me. She left me with these instructions: "All you have to do is take a screengrab for the header, say something funny about it and link to the episode. It's really easy!"

Sadly, I have nothing funny to say and I think I did the header image wrong. The only part I seem to be getting right is linking to the episode which is here. I mean here. Here. Right here! Why won't this damn thing link!? The episode is right HERE! This just won't work at all. Oh great, there it is. Yea, real easy, Ashley. Thanks.

Well, it looks like I've pretty much blown this all around. Tried my hardest, really. I should just leave the posting of regular articles to the experts.








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Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 21:02
Operative20
Pretty funny. Favorite part was taking the time to reload and continue shooting at the dead animal.
matt12677621's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 21:08
matt12677621
Woah! A wild Anthony appears!
Poe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 21:10
Poe
I approve of this zebracide.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 21:19
JTHomeslice
She has the same mindset of Nicholson clearly.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 21:23
GohanGVO
Papa Burch should replace Shatner on that Twitter comedy thing on CBS.
Pym's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 21:27
Pym
Nurture that zebra Ash, nurture it well.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 21:38
Darren Nakamura
Another thing you did wrong: the link should open up a new tab.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 22:19
Corduroy Turtle
These could be funnier.


I already know I'm a jerk for saying that out loud but I felt it had to be said. Make them longer and make them funnier!
Mecha Six VII's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 22:20
Mecha Six VII
the funniest part was actually the part that was completely unrelated to Far Cry 2.

that being said, it was a really damn funny part
king kong five's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 23:03
king kong five
Hurrah for Fry Cry 2 and HAWP and Papa Burch and minor Podtoid references!
pbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 23:04
pbrand
@Corduroy Turtle

The quality is definitely going to go down as compared to previous seasons now that Anthony is way busy with Gearbox. I doubt we'll get another episode as epic as the MGS ones D:
Lakitu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 23:14
Lakitu
@pbrand

I wouldn't doubt that this was written and filmed months ago, before Anthony got the Gearbox job.
jamesesdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/19/2010 23:26
jamesesdad
supid waste of my time, I want my 1 minute and 31 seconds back. These videos are not funny, and have yet to elicit even a chuckle out of me. The only time I have been mildly entertained is when they include the dad.
grunchk1n's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 00:00
grunchk1n
@Jamesdad: Then why watch them? I quit watching them a long time ago, after the episode where everyone was just screaming and it was supposed to be funny. Yet it wasn't, it was annoying because everyone was screaming. This one did make me chuckle though.
DrRockso's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 00:19
DrRockso
@grunchk1n

...then you didn't stop watching.
SP420's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 00:21
SP420
Eh, this one was weak.
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 00:57
Usedtabe
@DrRockso: Yeah, she actually did. Just checked this one out to see if they had gotten better.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 02:43
KingSigy
Haha, the ending was amazing.
Azzurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 02:50
Azzurus
Papa Burch is brilliant without even saying anything.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 03:05
ace of knaves
Ashly is Brad Nicholson, and none of us are safe.
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 03:08
Wintersocks
Papa Burch is the most badass man in the world.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 05:26
Kyle MacGregor
I LOVE FAR CRY 2. That's all.
Mechman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 11:12
Mechman
FUCK ZEBRAS.
Enkido's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/20/2010 11:31
Enkido
I enjoyed that. Also, I missed the Sims one before, but I thought that it was hilarious.
mrcecilman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/21/2010 16:37
mrcecilman
papa burch is the man chuck norris aspires to be. also, i loves me some razak.
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