If she continues to develop at such an alarming rate, Ashly will one day have to skills to conquer this and every other dimension. She must be stopped at all costs!
This week's episode of Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is about Skyrim's thievery skill and how it can be applied in everyday life. You'll need a suitable target in order to hone your techniques, so look around for any catatonic spouses who are so immersed in la-la land that they won't notice all their sh*t up and disappearing before their very eyes.
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