journalism!

I take it this is not going to see the light of day in America?

Also, flabby tits.

I can taste it now.

Oh those Japanese.

Well, far be it for me to disobey Asami Yuma!

I take it "Yuma Asami and the 100 Masturbaters" is the Japanese Version of "1 VS 100", right?

what did you say i was to busy looking at the asian chick T_T

YEAR OF TEH PS3!!

It's like the VHS victory over Beta-Max all over again :|

Hmmmmm, that Japanese PSN account could come in handy.....

Watch.

Tomorrow, something like "Netflix Late Night" happens. It's started. It can't be stopped. Trent Reznor was right. DONT FUCKING DRINK THE WATER.

TIME'S GONNA TELL WITH BETA-MAX!

Porn distributed through Sony PlayStation.

Obama tells parents to get their kids off xbox's.


Hmmmmmmmm, PS3's for adults, 360's for kids - anyone remember that argument?

Now seems like the time we start the "Porn companies choose PS3 online, PS3 wins this console generation".

A 2.0 of the HD-DVD argument.

Hi-def porn is gooey.

Now, that's more like it... But Jim... What's "horny young males can have access to all the filth"... "Males"...? Females dig porn too... More than males do, in some cases... Anyway, that's what is gonna win the console war for Sony... Make that happen in Europe and the US and the competition won't know what hit them... Porn is great. Great porn is greater. Porn for everybody is awesome. Porn on your PS3 (BR quality) is epic. Epicus Doomicus Pornicus. Oh, and "also cocks" was made for this... "Get your PS3 today! Next Generation Graphics on a Blue Ray Ready Console. Also, cocks"... :D

"PS3 will now appeal to even more wankers"

;0p

question, does this include low budget, interracial, transexual bukkake?

DDM eh? Bluray? Another title to search for on the torrents!

Hey Chaos, been a while.

Adults are weird if they're NOT wankers - such a kids insult, never had a boner, all "oooh girls have cooties" and shit. Grown ups wank and porn goes so well with that game.

And Azzmodan - Agree entirely porn is for winners! - Me and the mrs enjoy a bit of porn.

However - High def porn producers need to be careful, no-one likes High Def in growing hairs and pussy spots! ew! But GOOD High def porn is sweeeeeeeet.

Wanders off to ebay - searching blu-ray porn.....

Now that's a great way to get more people to buy a PS3.

@crazyape

but of course.

Also, what Sexualchocolate said... ;)

Japanese porn is censored.

Pass.

Brilto - Dude, Vidzone is for fucking winners! Like having your very own customizable music channel! - Do you ever have non-gaming mates round? What better than skippable, searchable music vids? - If you're in Europe, check out PlayTv too - turns your Ps3 into a digital TV recorder! - eats HDD space, but that's OK, grab a 500gb drive off ebay for £50.

Sony have done quite a good job turning the PS3 into a full on media centre, with Vidzone, Play TV, even Home (to an extent, as in when it's FINISHED) They just need to advertise what it does better, rather than waiting for people to spend a lot of money on it, THEN find out how much cool shit it does!

I prefer to have LOADS of cool, handy stuff than to have the "We will be able to do facebook soon" shit from MS - I mean for fuck sake, the PS3 has always done facebook!

It's almost like the Apple "you can now send photo's on your I phone" or "you can now copy and paste with the iphone!" or the "Iphone's now take videos!" or "Iphone's now use 3G!" things. It's like other Mobiles have been doing that for years and you're trying to make out like it's new?

Just like Microsofts "Soon you'll be able to use facebook on your 360! isn't that amazing and new?!" - Uh no, my PS3's browsers homepage is facebook - it's old tat that anyone with a PROPER console would take for granted.

Not to mention the whole, mate brings round USB stick full of Southpark, pops into PS3, watch. Now that's fucking awesome! - it's just so fucking versatile, so much more than a console.

porn will be a welcome addittion to all the cool features of the PS3 - although with the built in browser, it's not hard to get hold of some anyway!

Surprised Topher hasn't weighed in on this scantily clad lady.

@sexual chocolate

PS3 = for perverts

Xbox 360 = for real men that have girlfriends

Them be some nice page views you've got there, Jim.

@sire masta:

PS3=for men that know what they're doing, are (probably) out of their teens, have a mrs and/or a couple of girlfriends and know how to enjoy PORN! Also, people that want the products they purchace to actually WORK...

Xbox 360=adolescence. :P

Also, fanboy flaming... GOOOOO...!

Hey, Chocs...

You were doing well until the sermon...

@aZZmodan:

PS3 = overpriced systeem for perverts

Xbox 360 = normal priced system for REAL MEN

Also where's the guy i'm here for?

Also, I like to keep my gaming and my masturbation seperate. I don't need the A button to get stuck when I'm poppin' caps in Gears...

*Makes mental note to check mate's PS3 controller for unwanted surprises before picking it up at my next Killzone session*

@all of you

PS3 = a fucking console.
Xbox 360 = a fucking console.
Fleshlight = a fucking console.

Fortunately ChaosTeaCup, you don't have to hold a controller to watch porn, so I think your buttons are safe.

How the fuck was a flame war started out of this article!? You people disgust me.

Holy shit, only a Jim Sterling article with ZERO console comparisons could degenerate into a console war this fast.

I have both ps3 and 360. I WIN!

Smells of semen in here.

Another classy entry -_-

I like this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! :D

@ChaosTeaCup: you brought back the memories of me cleaning the washroom I share with my roommates D:

All of you people who bring up the console differences and are really serious: you are idiots. This is a service where you pay for porn. WHO THE FUCK PAYS FOR PORN?!!?!

OMG porn on my PSTriple! I can already do this on my computer. And for free.
Winner of the funniest porn name of the week goes to... Yuma Asami and the 100 Masturbaters!!!

Pah! My PS3 came with porn already on it. It was repo'd off the previous owner. He had been using it as wallpaper.

PS3 just one the console war by stealing 95% of the X-Box LIVE population.

This is becoming a competition to see who can post the most amazing header pictures.

PS3 has an internet connection

Pornhub videos work on said connection

Pornhub is free

What seems to be the problem here?

About all of you guys get a real girlfriend.
True I'm a PS3 Gamer and this will be a very cool feature but come on now ya'll need to be social and get out of the house once in awhile.

didnt someone say, in the begining of the struggle between hd-dvd and blu-ray, that blu-ray won't be availiable to the porn industry? or something like that?
wasn't that the whole point why hd-dvd was more likely to "win"?

I would never pay for porn. Besides, all the good bits are probably censored anyway. Convenient for them, though.