Have delicious porn beamed directly to your PS3

8:20 AM on 08.06.2009

Jim Sterling

Former Reviews Editor

Japan's DDM.tv has porn. Lot's of scrumptious, wholesome porn. It wants Japanese people to have this porn, resplendent in Blu-ray quality and digitally distributed. It also wants that porn on the PS3.

Armed with a broadband connection, an HDMI cable, and a PlayStation 3, horny young males can have access to all the filth that their parents' credit card can afford.  Customers will need to browse DDM's Blu-ray site and make the selections first, then it will appear on their PS3's via the magic of the Internet. 

Such titles as Yuma Asami and the 100 Masturbaters are up for grabs! I have no idea what the plot of that movie is, but I'm guessing it involves masturbation. Perhaps it's a charming modern take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to spunk we go ...

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