11:40 AM on 01.30.2007
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Niero
Harvest Moon Wii looks retarded cute. There are fat little cows and sheepsters, little kids with big fat heads, rainbows, puffy clouds, green rolling landscapes, and not the slightest evidence of bleeding cattle trapped in barb wire or feces anywhere in sight! The Japanese site doesn't offer much information, but we can safely presume that you'll be able to use your Wiimote to groom cows and perform all other kinds of repetitive farming activities.
One must look upon the entertainment value of this game with guilt. If your great great grandparents were alive and saw you playing a video game that wantonly trivializes the hardships of rural life, they'd probably kick you in the face. Lucky for us, they're dead and have long been eaten by worms, which we also play with. They just wouldn't understand. Harvest Moon Wii will be responsible for the exploding heads of women and children in Japan later this year.
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Hah, I always love your humor Niero... Kick me in the face... thats so true, I'm sure they would. That does it, out of respect for the dead, I won't play this game.
You have chores, responsilbilities, you are tasked with finding a wife/husband and wooing them, working 8 hour days, and you have to pay your bills.
Screw what I said yesterday about Sonic. THIS is the first truly adult Wii game.
It's like Animal Crossing, but your menial tasks have a little more purpose day to day.
Wifi could help, but I doubt that'll happen. Fingers crossed!
"fuck you"
Though I never really cared for the cube version. I think the PS version was perhaps the best in the series.
Though this looks pretty and like fun.
You underestimate the obsessed Harvest Moon fans.
I was pissed at wasting a rental on that shit.