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As the Harry Potter books become darker and darker, one question repeats itself in many a fan's mind: When will Hermione get naked? Due to the fact that she's leaving the series early to "focus on other projects" and this picture, I'm assuming the answer is "pretty damn soon." So that brings us to the next, far less important question: Will the games eventually stop sucking? To help solve that mystery, here are a gaggle of new screenshots of the upcoming Order of the Pheonix via Mugglenet. But in case you were really wondering, the answer to that question is no. They are made by EA, which was founded in Australia in 1852, and since only three good things ever came out of Australia (Martin Riggs, Mad Max, and William Wallace), EA is forever doomed to make crappy games complete with bugs, uninspired gameplay, and broken achievements. Special thanks to Dtoid reader Megan, who is having a Freddie Prinze Jr.-athon this weekend at her house. If you didn't see the bulletin on your Myspace, then you're not invited.
SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An Asshole and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox.
The servic... [Destructoid turned seven this past Saturday, and all month long Dtoiders have been reminiscing about their time with the site over in our Community Blogs. Here's Handy's little dandy. Show us yours! --Mr Andy Dixon]
We have ... Dale North's review is taking forever because he keeps getting distracted by sh*t like this.
[Swagtoise's Tumblr via Tiny Cartridge]
This is... well... umm... you know what? I'm not even going to explain it. The latest Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? is brilliance, plain and simple. Go watch it and have a good laugh or two.
Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? - Civilization V [GameTrailers] As some of you may or may not have heard, this is officially my last day with Destructoid.
Man ... I can barely type that without getting upset.
I am starting a new job next week at GolinHarris as a writer for Nintendo. It is...
On today's completely professional, mature, and otherwise not stupid or embarrassing Destructoid Show, we discuss some very serious topics. First, a season pass is announced for Assassin's Creed III, and the first DLC will b... Sometimes this job is boring, and sometimes YouPorn sends Destructoid a press release, excitedly telling us that its streaming sex video services is coming to Xbox Live. Of course, what it actually means is that, with Interne... Yeah we're a web site, but we are also a collective of fleshy sacks of meat and blood that play video games together and drink sometimes! In an effort to centralize our random adventures and always have a place to show ... I stand corrected. This is the weirdest story of the weekend!
If you read Joseph Leray's "Nordic New Wave" feature from the other week, you ought to be familiar with Johann Sebastian Joust, a game using accelerometer-powered ... [Update: So apparently it is not real. Stupid sexy Voldo!]
Namco Bandai recently pulled an advert for SoulCalibur V after fans complained that it was too offensive. No, it wasn't the magazine page featuring ginormous breasts....
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