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Harry Potter for Kinect is so f*cking horny
Forget game of the year, Hairy Penguin for Kinoct is going to be the game of all creation, featuring innovative new gameplay such as "waving your arm a bit" and "maybe some jumping up and down." The latest screenshots showcase dazzling visuals that really make you feel like you're waving your arm a bit in the REAL Hungworms School of Paganism. The images showcase Hagar playing Quickdick with Dracula Malificent, brewing a naughty potion with Sevenkus Slurp, and encountering the evil Venomoth. The visuals really capture that "birth defect" look of Happy Pontoon and his friends, while Professor Magical looks like Mum-rah in a dress -- just like the movies! Helpful Pooper for Kittynet is to be published by Wanky Bubbles on one of the days of the year, and is exclusive to the Microsoft Game Object. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)@Megs, you're right, Phil does have a point... and you missed it. The news here is that some images have been released for viewing. What more do you need to know? If you're visiting this site expecting straight bullet points for mass-audience info digestion, I have to ask you... where have you been the last six years? The only thing in the universe I'm even vaguely more excited for is Harold Padraig for the Sony Virtua Textbook. This is disgraceful Gym Karat, I know Harley Ponder personally and I should say he will be none too pleased with your mockery of his Holodeck Real Life Wizzing Simulator. Harry Potsandpans didn't have wolves in it. Damn EA. Damn them to hell. It did not have wolves in it. Ever. I don't get it. Is this a news site? Is this news? I guess there's a game coming out for Kinect... I dunno. Site has low standards for news I guess. Can't wait for it to come out, my kids will love it! Sometimes Jim, I forget you have faults. This is one of those times.
Hairy Python for Kitten is FINALLY gonna get gaming the respect it deserves!! Honestly this game seems like a perfect fit for Kinect. However they'll probably screw it up somehow and it'll end up not working at all. Hey Jim! I like the Kinect and I thought I was your audience too :( And here I thought the mutual deeply emotional love for Holmes anal stubble was enough to unite us... never forget this day I am disappointed Jim. A beautiful opportunity to throw in a Kirby Right Back at ya joke and say "Pappy Potty and the Fool's Stone", and you didn't take advantage of it. : ( 7:15 PM on 06.18.2013 I met Keiji Inafune! We discussed Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z!Guys. I met Keiji Inafune at E3. I interviewed Keiji Inafune at E3. I've achieved everything I've wanted to accomplish in my relatively short career as a games journalist. There is literally nothing else for me to do except p...
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| 12:00 PM on 05.25.2012 Harry Potter for Kinect announced (that's its name!) |

Remember a long while back, when Harry Potter was showcased for Kinect? No? Hardly surprising, since it looked like every other Kinect game. Well, it seems as if we're going to get the on-rails, arm-flapping, licensed cash-in...more
| 11:30 AM on 06.18.2013 I don't want to forget about Ys: Memories of Celceta |
XSEED Games may have single-handedly championed the Sony Vita at this year's E3. Not one, but three offerings are slated from the niche publishing localization house. Japanese RPGs like Valhalla Knights 3 and Ragna...more
| 1:00 AM on 06.18.2013 Download Amiga-style indie Last of the Patriots for free |
I'm always poking around for odd games, and usually I just find things that have some promise but aren't worth talking about or playing. Today I was pleasantly surprised to discover Last of the Patriots. It's an Amiga-inspir...more
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Here's a gigantic bucket of screenshots for Grasshopper Manufacture's Killer Is Dead. You get to see our hero on the Moon, a grinning king, a lady in a dress, and a whole bunch of character stills. There's loads to gawp at. T...more


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