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Every time I go out to buy a Kinect I end up breaking it in my hands due to excitement for this game. I may never get to play it. :(
I have that same problem too, tuoman. Once, on the bus, an old lady was talking about something that was not Harry Potter for Kinect and I got so mad I tried to put her head through the window. And I urinated.
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This game was made by someone with a passing recollection of seeing the Philosopher's Stone at some point ten years ago, just guessing how they aged.
This game was made by someone with a passing recollection of seeing the Philosopher's Stone at some point ten years ago, just guessing how they aged.
I saw that Darko Malboy pic and I just freaking LOST IT!
I hope this comes to the Microsoft Game Arcade!
I hope this comes to the Microsoft Game Arcade!
Still waiting on harry potter slash fic edition.
also, a fully realized harry potter game with its own original story apart from the established media that allows you to create your own student and be sorted depending on a personality test.
also, a fully realized harry potter game with its own original story apart from the established media that allows you to create your own student and be sorted depending on a personality test.
Jeffrey, that's too much work and doesn't involve the movies. It needs to be a cash in at this point.
Haha fuck you NASA and CERN, because the greatest scientific advancement this year shall be Hanging Potplant 4 Konnect!
Aerograt
A slash fic edition wouldnt be too much work at all! Just hand all the dev tools and writing responsibilities to the fanfic community. trust me, theyd do all the work (probably for free XD)
as for the other one... ive seen people make Hogwarts in minecraft, and if building hogwarts brick by brick is possible then dammit it's possible with a whole development team of experienced developers, artists, and programmers.
A slash fic edition wouldnt be too much work at all! Just hand all the dev tools and writing responsibilities to the fanfic community. trust me, theyd do all the work (probably for free XD)
as for the other one... ive seen people make Hogwarts in minecraft, and if building hogwarts brick by brick is possible then dammit it's possible with a whole development team of experienced developers, artists, and programmers.
When will you be reviewing it Jim? Pfft, as if it even needs reviewing right? who can't say "10/10" to pretend-I'm-a-wizard goodness?
I heard you can kiss Cho Chan, my dad works for Kinect Industries he told me, you can also play with golden Ron weasly if you scream Wingardium Leviosa at the title screen.
Isn't venomoth a lord of the rings villian Jim? how could a mistake like that be let through editing?
I will easily put 200 hours into this game, as long as playing it with my dick still works like the rest of the kinect library
this reminds me I need to hach the fuck out of my xbox and harm its developers as much as possible. Seriously, i want them homeless and starving.
Journalism at its finest. Thanks for not actually reporting anything good or useful about this game. How the fuck do you know it will suck? What's with all the stupid sex jokes. Christ, fuck this stupid site andyou joke cracking morons. I'm going back to serious game site like Kotaku
Oh yes, Kotaku, I believe they just released an article detailing the brand new Xbox 360, it's so much better than their article on why men are disgusting insects that deserve slavery.
I really don't know what to make of this article, or the random pictures of wolves in the gallery attached to it.
Which might mean this is your best article in your entire career, Jim. Congratulations on internet excellence :)
I'm also trying to figure out why Alan Rickman is the only one not in massive amounts of makeup and effects who managed to get his character to look like him in the game... And why Harry in that one pic looks like Dobby the House Elf.
@Andy
Boners? I'd have to think Boners were involved somewhere in that, right?
Which might mean this is your best article in your entire career, Jim. Congratulations on internet excellence :)
I'm also trying to figure out why Alan Rickman is the only one not in massive amounts of makeup and effects who managed to get his character to look like him in the game... And why Harry in that one pic looks like Dobby the House Elf.
@Andy
Boners? I'd have to think Boners were involved somewhere in that, right?
PhilK does kinda have a point. Jim's posts are usually pretty pointless and without any actual facts these days. It makes you wonder why he works in the industry if he hates it so much.
This post has been crafted purely for the hardcore game types that will never play it and like to poke fun at Kinect and its games. I've got one, I don't use it as its not for me, but my daughter loves it so it has its place, and this game will fit into that bracket. How about some actual news/detail on the product in question for those may be interested in purchasing it for their kids etc. Thought not...
This post has been crafted purely for the hardcore game types that will never play it and like to poke fun at Kinect and its games. I've got one, I don't use it as its not for me, but my daughter loves it so it has its place, and this game will fit into that bracket. How about some actual news/detail on the product in question for those may be interested in purchasing it for their kids etc. Thought not...
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