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I hope they put in a bonus level called "Lord Voldemort's Opium Den". That would make it a Day One purchase!
The entire time when reading this all I could think about was Jim being Voldemort and Max as Emperor Palpatine, come to think of it that's already a much better sounding kinect game.
"Hungry Plonker for Kinsects is due out on some sort of date and it's probably going to be fucking shit."
I would do fucking anything for this level of honesty all the time in the games media. I know it's bad form, but goddamn it's great.
I would do fucking anything for this level of honesty all the time in the games media. I know it's bad form, but goddamn it's great.
i'm laughing my balls off here, trying to pronounce the name of this surely-to-be-shit game as though my tongue had been cut down to a stump.
tharree frahther fuuur khiinethpppp!
tharree frahther fuuur khiinethpppp!
Huri Pater for Kanetic will have many feature include: arm wave! kick! punch! shout! and, new to Kanetic Sensurz, reverse arm wave!
You be Huri Pater! You live movie! Control magick with body!
Come soon to xbocks console threehundredsixty*!
*Kanetic Sensurz require
You be Huri Pater! You live movie! Control magick with body!
Come soon to xbocks console threehundredsixty*!
*Kanetic Sensurz require
This made me imagine Severus Snape stuffing roaches up his ass for some reason. Such is the Sterling touch.
The thing is, I would fucking adore this game if it wasn't going to be horribly unresponsive, boring and ugly.
I will make stickers out of "Hungry Plonker for Kinsects is probably fucking shit" and put it on the back of every box of this game I see.
You guys are so cynical. Why not give Herbie Barter for Kinneps a chance before you shit all over it?
Well of course Horpy Porpous is gonna be on-rails arm flapping, kinect can do nothing else.
How could anyone try and make good games for it, you can't walk!
How could anyone try and make good games for it, you can't walk!
I cannot WAIT for the E3 presentation, complete with terrible child actors miming a reachround for Uncle Reggie. "WAVE THOSE WANDS, MY LITTLE PIGGIES!"
Honky Ponky and the Siphillus Stares. Yell all you want at your keyneck, it will ignore your dying cries for help.
"Hungry Plonker for Kinsects is due out on some sort of date and it's probably going to be f*cking sh*t."
Oh dear Jesus I love you Jim Sterling.
Oh dear Jesus I love you Jim Sterling.
Last line was great, but 'lies the press release' got the bigger laugh. 2 laughs in 5seconds, cheers Jim
Dammit Jim, I was genuinely interested in this game, and now you are making fun of me. I bet you are a racist, and you kick children in the privates just because their parents love them so much.
You know what this game needs ? Jim Sterling doing Lord Voldemort's voice. It would sell like cupcakes !
This just made me realize that the people who write those press releases probably never even played the game, saying this press release is a lie seems pretty accurate.
But Jim! Think of all the "ohh, come to my opium den...Harry Pottah!" impressions you could do only with Kinnect!
I wish I had an expelius mexicanus spell yall cause right now that taco stand taco salad is kicking my butt.
Directly quoted from Destructoid:
"Remember...when Harry Potter was showcased for Kinect?...Hardly surprising,...it looked like...[the] Kinect game... of our dreams...with the power of YOU being the controller, of course!
..It's...going to be ...King Sh*t."
They love it!
"Remember...when Harry Potter was showcased for Kinect?...Hardly surprising,...it looked like...[the] Kinect game... of our dreams...with the power of YOU being the controller, of course!
..It's...going to be ...King Sh*t."
They love it!
If they used an older Hermione model, I could only imagine the insane level of confused kinects out there that would be registering an up and down wand motion...
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