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Hardcore pornography CONFIRMED for Next Xbox


1:15 PM on 05.16.2013
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SugarDVD, purveyor of such fine films as What An Asshole and Hairy Asian Schoolgirls Masturbate, has confirmed it'll be bringing its adult entertainment streaming services to Microsoft's next-generation Xbox. 

The service is already offered on PlayStation 3, allowing God of War fans unlimited access to the Big Bodacious Knockers saga for a mere $7.95 per month. They often say the companies supported by porn are the companies that win entertainment wars, so this may be an important competitive aid to Microsoft. May 21 might be the night Steve Ballmer declares we can all watch Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked The Babysitter

"Any console would benefit from having unlimited HD adult content at the click of a button," said SugarDVD's Rebecca Bolen. Indeed, I think everybody benefits when A Boy's Raw Urges can be watched in between sessions of Viva Piñata

All of those SugarDVD film titles are real, by the way. 

Streaming Porn Service Coming to Next Xbox [The Escapist]






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