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Hard Corps: Uprising has futuristic surfing
It wouldn't be a proper side-scrolling game without a section where you inexplicably surf. Really, that's all that needs to be said of these new Hard Corps: Uprising screenshots. Unfortunately, it's not quite late enough in the evening where I'm fine with a one-line post, so let's continue, shall we? Arc System Works also got the obligatory robot monstrosity with a huge, exposed eye; another favorite for any game in which there are foul-intentioned machines, and guns with which to shoot said machines. So yeah -- surfing, eye robots, and slick visuals. I'm in. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)i'm having flashbacks to the surfing levels from battletoads. good times...good times.
wiiandthekid.com surfing in battletoads... jump jump slide slide... The last cart stages in DKCR... IT NEVER ENDS, DOESN'T IT Contra: Hard Corps was the best Contra game to me. When I heard this game was coming out the hype just built up in no time. I neeeeed this game. These screens make the penis of the me who remembers Contra: Hard Corps with joy hard.
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