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Destructoid has now been around for two years now. Thats a long time, and just thinking about how much time I've wasted here is enough to almost have me rethink my life! Almost.

So in the spirit of sheer insanity, I bring you my Destructoid 2 Year Anniversary video. Celebrating just how crazy it is that a small start up gaming blog has become the biggest thing since penicillin. I hope to express a small part of the joy that Destructoid brings me, and I can only hope that it forces itself out of the dark, horrifying confines of my mind.

So again I say Happy Birthday Niero and Happy Birthday Mr. Destructoid!







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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:16
Cheeburga
oh lawd.
:D
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:17
Aertyr
I can't keep a straight face through that part either lemon. No matter how many times I watch it. Oh god, so epic it hurts. I think i'm internally bleeding of joy.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:19
Ub3rSlug
O.O
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:19
Phist
Ron Workman shrine and chamber music FTW. Cannibal FTW.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:24
Bob Muir
The music made it even funnier. Amazing.
srfmrf007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:25
srfmrf007
I'll take cannibalcalvin in the center square FTW. Dog was great, the cats were great, but the procrastination was the best, the best.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:26
Teta
Don´t you touch it!
Loooooool
It´s my drawing :') oh i´m so happy.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:26
Cowzilla3
And thus another god is born! Beautfiul.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:27
mid3vol
i made the mistake of eating a salad while watching this and now am paying for it by trying to rid my computer of salad dressing and bacon bit particles. i fucking hate you. /sarcasm
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:27
tazarthayoot
I GAVE YOU THAT MASK!
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:29
wardrox
and to think, I have a pillow with a picture of you on it!
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:29
riomccarthy
OMG That video. I laughed so fucking hard I thought I was going to hyperventilate. XD That was just pure amazing and full of win. Great job, CannibalCalvin!
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:32
Passionate Styos
I lol'd..really hard. Specially with the dog part "Don't you dare!".
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:32
CypherVR
DO WANT RON WORKMAN TALKING FIGURINE/SOUNDBOARD

....i forgot which podtoid ep. that was from. (probably the ep. that nex tried to get sum MGS4 info) :/
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:33
DJDuffy
man the Ron impressions just keep getting better haha..very nice! The end did get a lil creepy with the petting though =P
JJ Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:40
JJ Rage
So much win.
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:40
Evil Cheese
That's some fancy wash bin you got thur. I heard the Cult of Workmeng is bigger than Scientology.

Also, CTZ cat?
JOURN3Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:43
JOURN3Y
that was unbelievably funny! great job. i love your dog. Happy birthday dtoid! and MERRRY CHRISTMAS!
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:44
deiga-the-semivaliant
I didn't expect to laugh so hard.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:46
Samit Sarkar
Oh my god. I’m with electro lemon...I nearly fell out my chair laughing at the end. Fucking fantastic!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:47
Kryptinite
This video was fun times :). Your dog is awesome!!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:48
the GAMEGOBLIN
Calvin, please place your crotch against the computer monitor so i can suck your dick.
milky's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:53
milky
I think i pee'd a little.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:55
ceark
oh man that ending was hilarious.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:04
Jordan Devore
I wish I would've been drinking coke so I could have spit it out all over my monitor. Fucking hilarious -- all of it.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:10
Tragic Hero
That was 100% win.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:21
Colette Bennett
Jesus Calvin, you're fucking funny as hell.

I loved it!
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:24
brosef
EPIC, pure and simple.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:26
Wedge
I see a new line of products with the Workmeng talking action figure.
exanimo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:40
exanimo
I'd buy it.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:56
Niero
I think I pooped a little
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:01
WastelandTraveler
LOOLFUCK!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:02
Takeshi
I just woke up the neighbours by laughing so damn loud. I love you for making this video. Hamzacat!
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:07
007
...*suck*
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:16
Y0j1mb0
So MUCH WIN.
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:23
emotoaster
To much win. Toooooooooo much
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:27
Justin Villasenor
Hilarious stuff thar.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:58
atheistium
I hope im still on your pillow ;-)
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 23:32
kawitchate
yelling at dogs is always full of win. awesome job.
Daniel Husky Lingen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 00:46
Daniel Husky Lingen
THAT WAS

AMAZING
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 07:22
Knivy
Your cats are amazing.
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 07:41
nademagnet
OMG... I'm going to get fired for watching these at work. I'm laughing so damn hard... haaaarrrrdddd
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 07:49
Pedro Blandino
poor oscar D:
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 11:46
GuitarAtomik
Hamza's cut out face half-way taped to your cat's head was priceless.
Insanity At Its Finest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 16:40
Insanity At Its Finest
fire crotch is on fire!
ertradalid97's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:40
ertradalid97
He then proceeded to make some further remarks, with so much cheap adapalene
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