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I present to you the new I KILL PXLS song: "Niero's Birthday-versary Song".

Just over a year ago, I started to get fed up with the "big" name sites and how they were mostly just PR mouthpieces. Conveniently around that time I was contacted by Flynn De Marco who wanted to feature my art on some Web sites. "I can get you on Kotaku and Destructoid" he told me, and I immediately thought "What the hell are those?". Thus I was introduced to the awesomeness that is Destructoid. Though I thought Kotaku was cool, I was immediately drawn to Destructoid's community since it gave me an outlet for my need to discuss videogames and the "no bullshit" writing style of the editors. Plus there were a lot of hot ass girls around here then (still are actually).

Since then, it's become the Web site I visit most everyday for various reasons, and I feel like an actual member of the community. Hell, I even got drunk with Workman (don't ask what happened later). So when I was contacted about making a song for the 2 year Anniversay of Destructoid and the birthday of the Robot in Chief Niero, I was all for it.

I want to wish Destructoid a Happy 2nd Anniversary and Niero a Happy Birthday and thank Niero and Workman and everyone of the staff who make Destructoid the greatest site to come to and hang out on. Also, thanks to everyone in the community since you guys are what makes Destructoid more than just another videogame blog. This is one of the greatest places on the Internet. For serious.

Check out the song above and hit the jump for the song lyrics.

=GuitarAtomik+

Lyrics:

Way back in 84 you saw your first game
And now you're on your way to Internet fame
Who knew 2 years ago you're E3 master plan
would transform into this, and get you a bitchin' tan
And then on top of it you get a birthday
Hey man how are old are you? OK you don't have to say

But you can't be that old...What are you?
Like ...56?...48?
It doesn't matter...

It's your Birthday-versary
Your second Birthday-versary
It's your Birthday-versary
Happy Birthday-versary

I heard you're super buff, like you could fight a car
and shoot big laser beams, impregnate girls from afar
I think it's Workman who told me all of that
I think he has a crush so tell Colette to watch your back.
But on the serious, I want to thank you
A video game site like this was overdue
So I wish you a happy anniversary
And an awesome birthday too

It's your Birthday-versary
Your second Birthday-versary
It's your Birthday-versary
Happy Birthday-versary


Also, Thanks to Dale North for mixing the song! You Asian Brian McKnight you.

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sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:22
sleepingagain
GuitarAtomik you sir are full of so much fucking win
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:25
MaxVest
I'm having an awesome overload today. It's starting to trickle out my left ear.
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:26
Guagloves
This is fucking awesome. You win again.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:28
Necros
So good, I had to listen two times in a row. Nice job man!
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:28
michiyoyoshiku
that song sucked
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:29
MechaMonkey
Happy Birthday-versary indeed.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:30
Neonie
Man today just keeps getting better and better :3
riomccarthy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:32
riomccarthy
Favorite song ever now. You never cease to amaze me. <3 Nice work as always, GuitarAtomik!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:36
Takeshi
Todays is so full of win it almost feels like it's my birthday.
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:38
Cowzilla3
I wish I had musical talent, that was just too awesome.

I bow before my newest god.
Detry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:39
Detry
Awesome.

Great job Guitar
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:39
ceark
ha! shit that was a pretty funny song. Win!
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:39
Holyetheline
Very nice.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:40
Kayka
Awesome Song, GuitarAtomik
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:41
Orionsaint
hahaha! nice job!

Happy Anniversary!
Evil Cheese's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:42
Evil Cheese
Watch out, the amount of awesome radiating from Dtoid today may just cause the tubes to implode. I really dig the song, GuitarAtomik.
Passionate Styos's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:43
Passionate Styos
Oh man, this day is full of awesomeness. Sir, you have indeed talent, and you made one of the best presents for the page and Niero.

Yes sir, a day full of win.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:50
Butmac
YES!

Another amazing song from GuitarAtomik! Dude you even made my girlfriend laugh and dig this song - nice
liquidninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:52
liquidninja
This was definitely the best birthday post I've clicked on.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:53
Aziel13
were did you find this pure ground win?
beads's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:58
beads
Thanks for getting that stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 18:58
Ub3rSlug
-clap-
-clap-

Very nice song. GuitarAtomik, you rock.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:00
Samit Sarkar
Seriously, I don’t know how much more awesome I can take today. Also, “birthday-versary” is my new favorite word!
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:04
RskimB
birthday palooza
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:07
BluDesign
JEEZ!

Buncha kiss-assers.

I mean, all he did was create the best hardcore gaming website in the world AND have a birthday on the same day. Big deal, right?


...


o_O

Oh wait, it is a big deal.

:D
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:12
Cheeburga
I love you.
l0cke's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:16
l0cke
Time to load this up on Audiosurf
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:17
CypherVR
Epic day is Epic!
realyst's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:29
realyst
That is awesome crammed into pure audio bliss.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 19:39
Teta
/clap
win win win
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:25
DJDuffy
Birthday-versary...word of the day...nice work GuitarAtomik!
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:41
mid3vol
these lyrics are simply amazing. and this makes me wanna go get calvin and his pink hat and start a gay rave. with like 13 black midgets, 3 porn stars, a few zombies to throw in the mix because you can always do for some lifeless zombies, and maybe 6 retards, preferably autistic kids to throw in, ALL AT LEGOLAND! GOD DAYUM BEST GAY RAVE MUSAK EVAR! aside from the ray goose whoopass remix. bravo.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:48
Kryptinite
guitar rocks all sorts of awaesomeness? CONFIRMED!!

Great song man..great...song :).
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:51
Chad Concelmo
That was the definition of rad. Man, today is better than Christmas! :)
Awesome Locks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 20:53
Awesome Locks
Good song, or greatest song?
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:05
Clockwork
I don't care what the consequences of this statement will be, but Atomik, I want your babies.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:13
Colette Bennett
You are fucking insanely awesome Atomik. Jesus dude. AWESOME.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 21:13
MechaMonkey
@Clockwork

Unfortunately, the consequences might actually be his babies.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:10
Niero
WIN!

That was so amazing. I can has mp3 to hump?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 22:18
Y0j1mb0
100% WIN.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 23:00
GuitarAtomik
Thanks peepz! Also, I'm drunk now in honor of this greatest of birthday-versarys. Album out this week. blah blah, I love you all, especially you tiff. wait....I'm drunk sorry. bye.
Fleet3000's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 23:12
Fleet3000
ahahahah nice!
e4te's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 23:20
e4te
casiotone for the painfully alone d-toid robot
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 23:25
kawitchate
did you say "Wu Tang" at the end? even if you didn't i'm going to pretend you did because that's awesome.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 00:09
AngelsDontBurn
Wow Atomik, that is TOO good! Awesome work!
thebigghurt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 00:10
thebigghurt
that was epic and beats the shit out of the front page shit they usually put up *cough* gamejew *cough*. You sir deserve a prize. Wu tang YEAH WHAT ALRIGHT
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 00:22
HarassmentPanda
Amazing work once again. I've listened to this song way too many times now.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 00:31
HarassmentPanda
Also, Wu-Tang!

GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 06:37
GuitarAtomik
Wu-Tang Clan aint nothin to fuck with!
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/17/2008 06:41
Kryptinite
SHAOLINNNNNNN!!!!
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