Earlier today you may have heard about Hamza's life and death experience in the utter wastleland that is the California desert. Seriously, those ATVs are death traps, but it'll take more than that to kill Destructoid's number-one shark.
Anyway, along with his kick-ass Ride to Hell Q&A, we also have these shiny, shiny videos! For some reason, they have no sound in some parts, so Hamza and I had an idea to get super boozed up and record ourselves over the videos while making idiotic drunken motorcycle noises. Well, we got the drunk part down, but we were a little too successful in our efforts and just plain never got around to it.
I'm sure the folks at Deep Silver were very happy to read that last sentence, but I will give you a couple of links to use as backgroundmusic if you so choose. Heck, if you really want, you can record yourselves over these and post them up in the comments section. Funniest one gets one ham sammich, courtesy of Dyson.
this looks boring beyond words. mediocre driving game, mediocre fighting game. I don't understand sandbox games anymore. Why can't more be like crackdown--sandboxy but also very fun and video gamey.
If I wanted to walk slowly through bland videogame areas i'd...wait. Why would I ever want to do that?
Dude, I'm fucked up right now on Jack. That first video I watched like 4 times. HHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAMZA IS AN ASS!!! HAHAHAHA Why did he just swerve into that car!? HAHAHA! I'm FUCKED! PISSED!!! PISSSS!
Hearing how the developers talk about the game has me more excited than this footage. They really seem to be setting out to make something kickass, so I hope they polish this sucker up and make the next GTA IV and not the next Saints Row 2.
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7:45 PM on 01.13.2009
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Also that the Destructoid video player...thing...is pretty crappy quality.
lol that's as positive as I can get
Could be the greatest.
Could be craptastic.
It's just way too early to tell.
If I wanted to walk slowly through bland videogame areas i'd...wait. Why would I ever want to do that?