Let me tell you, sometimes giving away all this stuff is not easy. For instance, these Red Faction t shirts I have to give away must be the softest tees I have ever gotten my hands on (and I have seen a LOT of free gaming tees in my day). I'd love to run off with one, but I have a better idea -- I'll send them out for you guys to love instead.

What I have for you this week is four swag packs of Red Faction: Guerrilla goodies, each containing an ultra-soft shirt, a keychain and a packet of "field rations", which contains Strawberry ice cream. Also, the grand prize winner will also take home a copy of the game for the platform of their choice (360 or PS3) along with all the swag. Awesome! So how do you win?

All you have to do is show us your idea of the concept of a "hammer of destruction" and post it in the comments below. If you're thinking you're going to take a picture of your wang, by the way, you can stop that right now -- you know we can't feature skin in the comments. This is not just a photo contest though, as art, video, sound bytes, and even papier-mache are all acceptable.

The contest runs through May 29th and is open to all countries. I bet you guys can get really creative with this one and I'm looking forward to seeing the entries. Best of luck!