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Hammer Time! Ready to win Red Faction: Guerrilla swag? photo

Let me tell you, sometimes giving away all this stuff is not easy. For instance, these Red Faction t shirts I have to give away must be the softest tees I have ever gotten my hands on (and I have seen a LOT of free gaming tees in my day). I'd love to run off with one, but I have a better idea -- I'll send them out for you guys to love instead.

What I have for you this week is four swag packs of Red Faction: Guerrilla goodies, each containing an ultra-soft shirt, a keychain and a packet of "field rations", which contains Strawberry ice cream. Also, the grand prize winner will also take home a copy of the game for the platform of their choice (360 or PS3) along with all the swag. Awesome! So how do you win?

All you have to do is show us your idea of the concept of a "hammer of destruction" and post it in the comments below. If you're thinking you're going to take a picture of your wang, by the way, you can stop that right now -- you know we can't feature skin in the comments. This is not just a photo contest though, as art, video, sound bytes, and even papier-mache are all acceptable.

The contest runs through May 29th and is open to all countries. I bet you guys can get really creative with this one and I'm looking forward to seeing the entries. Best of luck!


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Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/22/2009 16:02
Al right! Is this the "steampunk" mentioned on Twitter btw?
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar
CRAZYAPE69 at 05/22/2009 16:17
would rather have a real life working super sledge but mehh whattya gunna do
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 05/22/2009 16:18
Why do you always preempt my idea for pictures of wangs? =(
Scroll's Avatar
Scroll at 05/22/2009 16:27
I thought of a wang straight away. I think Hammer of destruction just naturally conjures up thoughts of wang.
Gimic300's Avatar
Gimic300 at 05/22/2009 16:28
The ultimate Hammer of Destruction is Hammer Shell.
RiotMonster's Avatar
RiotMonster at 05/22/2009 16:31
The Real Hammer of Destruction.

Monodi's Avatar
Monodi at 05/22/2009 16:32
@Scroll

I dare you to ram nails with your wang. COME ON DO IT
Jonathan Ross's Avatar
Jonathan Ross at 05/22/2009 16:37
I can't believe this hasn't been done yet.

[Obligatory "The Hammer is my penis" joke]
Scroll's Avatar
Scroll at 05/22/2009 16:38
@Monodi

Don't tempt me, I'll nail a fine oak bookshelf together with my penis.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 05/22/2009 16:40
I thought of wangs first too, trust me. That's why I had to post the disclaimer! And no, the steampunk thing is still coming (and god it's awesome).
t0pc0w's Avatar
t0pc0w at 05/22/2009 16:41
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JohnnyViral at 05/22/2009 16:57
Well... We all know that the ultimate Hammer is of course the man, the myth, the legend. Of course Im talking about MC Hammer.

On a side not, and maybe another good entry. Is this thing [/url=http://www.defensereview.com/stories/moreindustries/HAMMER_122.JPG]The HAMMER Remote-Operated Shotgun System [/url]
JohnnyViral's Avatar
JohnnyViral at 05/22/2009 16:59
Fail at BB code at the end there... Heres the fix
On a side not, and maybe another good entry. Is this thing The HAMMER Remote-Operated Shotgun System
Chronic Logic's Avatar
Chronic Logic at 05/22/2009 17:01
Biggest Baddest Hammer of Destruction

hiterhat's Avatar
hiterhat at 05/22/2009 17:04
I am surprized no one has put this yet but here it is .... a Hammmer with a chainsaw attached !?!?! (it has way more weight compared to a lancer)
t0pc0w's Avatar
t0pc0w at 05/22/2009 17:09
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wadderz at 05/22/2009 17:19
The ultimate hammer of destruction
[img]http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/Wadderz_2009/-AUTOIMAGES-UC885005lg.jpg[/im]
Thors hammer quite clearly the ultimate hammer of destruction
wadderz's Avatar
wadderz at 05/22/2009 17:20
The ultimate hammer of destruction

Thors hammer quite clearly the ultimate hammer of destruction

Sorry about the double post linking went wrong
Magnalon's Avatar
Magnalon at 05/22/2009 17:30
GammaRay117's Avatar
GammaRay117 at 05/22/2009 18:25
My Entry:
GammaRay117's Avatar
GammaRay117 at 05/22/2009 18:30
Sorry My entry got cut off :(

Heres a link to it:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/thestoryteller7/promocopy.jpg
Jack Maverick's Avatar
Jack Maverick at 05/22/2009 18:33
One entry per person, I assume? Anyway, doesn't get more destuctive than this.

Catmurderer's Avatar
Catmurderer at 05/22/2009 18:49
Made this during a great spring break.


rushnik's Avatar
rushnik at 05/22/2009 19:31
It's a hammer, that looks like a gun, works like a gun, feels like a gun, shoots bullets and is a gun.
But it's connected to a stick, so technically, it's still a hammer.
litestorm's Avatar
litestorm at 05/22/2009 19:55
Right, so when i saw this contest I coudn't help it but to participate, and I looked up some pictures from the net, and put them together in photoshop.
I could give you a full "tutorial" on how i did this, but that would just take all day, cause I actually spent a lot of time on this :P Here goes nothing :D
litestorm's Avatar
litestorm at 05/22/2009 19:56
Right, so when i saw this contest I coudn't help it but to participate, and I looked up some pictures from the net, and put them together in photoshop.
I could give you a full "tutorial" on how i did this, but that would just take all day, cause I actually spent a lot of time on this :P Here goes nothing :D
emotoaster's Avatar
emotoaster at 05/22/2009 20:09
I'm totally down Colette, expect something awesome from me. I've always loved the Red Faction Series so I'm stoked for this game.
rushnik's Avatar
rushnik at 05/22/2009 20:21
Does the Juggernaut with a stick up his bum count as a hammer?

Also:
rushnik's Avatar
rushnik at 05/22/2009 20:22
sorry, this: http://www.coldwar.hu/html/en/finding_aids/flags/Flag_USSR.jpg

Not only is it a hammer of the people, it has nukes!
HiddenAHB's Avatar
HiddenAHB at 05/22/2009 20:45
HAMMER OF DAWN!!!!
lawlflip's Avatar
lawlflip at 05/22/2009 21:20
Catmur's Avatar
Catmur at 05/22/2009 22:12
Combination of my three favorite things right now: Enders Game, TF2 and Red Faction.


Catmur's Avatar
Catmur at 05/22/2009 22:14
damnit it cut if off

attempt 2


Sir playedallot's Avatar
Sir playedallot at 05/22/2009 23:22
Hammerboy vs Cloned Space Chimps from Mars in THE HAMMER OF DESTRUCTION





Just got that crazy idea, who cares^^
Samsquantch's Avatar
Samsquantch at 05/23/2009 00:37


Did I win!?!?
RiotMonster's Avatar
RiotMonster at 05/23/2009 03:00
Oh goddamnit, Samsquantch.. lol..
CkGordon's Avatar
CkGordon at 05/23/2009 03:21


My quick idea ^_^ (I REALLY WANT THAT KEYCHAIN!!)
Sorry about the crappy graphics don't have access to photoshop at the moment :P

-CkGordon
HammerShark's Avatar
HammerShark at 05/23/2009 04:26
This one is obvious that everyone should know.
Bit of a place holder if something happens to me within the week.
I have something more creative in mind.

dedyradix's Avatar
dedyradix at 05/23/2009 08:37
OK.. Hammer give inspiration on bioshock weapon (Wrench). Both hammer and wrench have unique things. and both of the give us inspiration about "POWER"
POWER give inspiration to RED FACTION GUIRELLA Game....YES THIS tool have a heavy damage like a bomb...it can
destroy everything....

dedyradix's Avatar
dedyradix at 05/23/2009 08:39
OK.. Hammer give inspiration on bioshock weapon (Wrench). Both hammer and wrench have unique things. and both of them give us inspiration about "POWER"
POWER give inspiration to RED FACTION GUIRELLA Game....YES THIS tool have a heavy damage like a bomb...it can destroy everything....hammer give perfect unique tool and it give inspiration about power....POWER=RED FACTION GUIRELLA...


Dreske3's Avatar
Dreske3 at 05/23/2009 12:34
Finally finished, my Hammer of Destruction !

NoLaw's Avatar
NoLaw at 05/23/2009 13:46
RiotMonster's Avatar
RiotMonster at 05/23/2009 16:28
The epic BANHAMMER..

t3chn1k4l's Avatar
t3chn1k4l at 05/24/2009 00:24
The "Hammers" of Destruction
greeneggsnsam's Avatar
greeneggsnsam at 05/24/2009 04:13


When this album is released, the blow will strike so powerfully that the world will tremble. Also, some nice shelves will be put up.
nvmisfit's Avatar
nvmisfit at 05/25/2009 18:00
You might say I'm not a "real man" for not having a conventional hammer in my toolbox. But I swear, if you get me angry enough I'm dangerous with just about any utensil!! I'll beat you into a bloody pulp with my Ultimate Hammer Spoon of Destruction!!
[img]<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn55/nvmisfit/UltimateHammerSpoonOfDestructionbyN.jpg" border="0" alt="Ultimate Hammer Spoon Of Destruction by NVMISFIT"></a>[img]
Mhua HA HA HA HA. Whoops,I forgot to wipe the blood of my last victim off the spoon. Sorry about that! ;-P
nvmisfit's Avatar
nvmisfit at 05/25/2009 18:03
(Hmmmm.Sorry,not used to this BBcode stuff.Let's try this again!)

You might say I'm not a "real man" for not having a conventional hammer in my toolbox. But I swear, if you get me angry enough I'm dangerous with just about any utensil!! I'll beat you into a bloody pulp with my Ultimate Hammer Spoon of Destruction!!
[img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn55/nvmisfit/UltimateHammerSpoonOfDestructionbyN.jpg[img]
Mhua HA HA HA HA. Whoops,I forgot to wipe the blood of my last victim off the spoon. Sorry about that! ;-P
nvmisfit's Avatar
nvmisfit at 05/25/2009 18:08
(I can't believe I didn't see the forward slash!!!ARRRGH!Last time,I swear!Destructoid needs to put in a preview/delete option for these comments!!)

You might say I'm not a "real man" for not having a conventional hammer in my toolbox. But I swear, if you get me angry enough I'm dangerous with just about any utensil!! I'll beat you into a bloody pulp with my Ultimate Hammer Spoon of Destruction!!


Mhua HA HA HA HA. Whoops,I forgot to wipe the blood of my last victim off the spoon. Sorry about that! ;-P
icarus's Avatar
icarus at 05/25/2009 21:15
I needed more practice with Photoshop, so here it goes.

HammerShark's Avatar
HammerShark at 05/25/2009 23:29
CAN YOU FEEL THE DESTRUCTION!!!!



CAN YOU FEEL THE DESTRUCTION!!!!
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