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Hammer Time! Ready to win Red Faction: Guerrilla swag? photo

Let me tell you, sometimes giving away all this stuff is not easy. For instance, these Red Faction t shirts I have to give away must be the softest tees I have ever gotten my hands on (and I have seen a LOT of free gaming tees in my day). I'd love to run off with one, but I have a better idea -- I'll send them out for you guys to love instead.

What I have for you this week is four swag packs of Red Faction: Guerrilla goodies, each containing an ultra-soft shirt, a keychain and a packet of "field rations", which contains Strawberry ice cream. Also, the grand prize winner will also take home a copy of the game for the platform of their choice (360 or PS3) along with all the swag. Awesome! So how do you win?

All you have to do is show us your idea of the concept of a "hammer of destruction" and post it in the comments below. If you're thinking you're going to take a picture of your wang, by the way, you can stop that right now -- you know we can't feature skin in the comments. This is not just a photo contest though, as art, video, sound bytes, and even papier-mache are all acceptable.

The contest runs through May 29th and is open to all countries. I bet you guys can get really creative with this one and I'm looking forward to seeing the entries. Best of luck!






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Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:02
Monodi
Al right! Is this the "steampunk" mentioned on Twitter btw?
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:17
CRAZYAPE69
would rather have a real life working super sledge but mehh whattya gunna do
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:18
Darren Nakamura
Why do you always preempt my idea for pictures of wangs? =(
Scroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:27
Scroll
I thought of a wang straight away. I think Hammer of destruction just naturally conjures up thoughts of wang.
Gimic300's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:28
Gimic300
The ultimate Hammer of Destruction is Hammer Shell.
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:31
RiotMonster
The Real Hammer of Destruction.

Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:32
Monodi
@Scroll

I dare you to ram nails with your wang. COME ON DO IT
Jonathan Ross's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:37
Jonathan Ross
I can't believe this hasn't been done yet.

[Obligatory "The Hammer is my penis" joke]
Scroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:38
Scroll
@Monodi

Don't tempt me, I'll nail a fine oak bookshelf together with my penis.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:40
Colette Bennett
I thought of wangs first too, trust me. That's why I had to post the disclaimer! And no, the steampunk thing is still coming (and god it's awesome).
JohnnyViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:57
JohnnyViral
Well... We all know that the ultimate Hammer is of course the man, the myth, the legend. Of course Im talking about MC Hammer.

On a side not, and maybe another good entry. Is this thing [/url=http://www.defensereview.com/stories/moreindustries/HAMMER_122.JPG]The HAMMER Remote-Operated Shotgun System [/url]
JohnnyViral's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 16:59
JohnnyViral
Fail at BB code at the end there... Heres the fix
On a side not, and maybe another good entry. Is this thing The HAMMER Remote-Operated Shotgun System
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 17:01
Chronic Logic
Biggest Baddest Hammer of Destruction

hiterhat's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 17:04
hiterhat
I am surprized no one has put this yet but here it is .... a Hammmer with a chainsaw attached !?!?! (it has way more weight compared to a lancer)
wadderz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 17:19
wadderz
The ultimate hammer of destruction
[img]http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss26/Wadderz_2009/-AUTOIMAGES-UC885005lg.jpg[/im]
Thors hammer quite clearly the ultimate hammer of destruction
wadderz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 17:20
wadderz
The ultimate hammer of destruction

Thors hammer quite clearly the ultimate hammer of destruction

Sorry about the double post linking went wrong
GammaRay117's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 18:25
GammaRay117
My Entry:
GammaRay117's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 18:30
GammaRay117
Sorry My entry got cut off :(

Heres a link to it:
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/thestoryteller7/promocopy.jpg
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 18:33
Jack Maverick
One entry per person, I assume? Anyway, doesn't get more destuctive than this.

Catmurderer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 18:49
Catmurderer
Made this during a great spring break.


rushnik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 19:31
rushnik
It's a hammer, that looks like a gun, works like a gun, feels like a gun, shoots bullets and is a gun.
But it's connected to a stick, so technically, it's still a hammer.
litestorm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 19:55
litestorm
Right, so when i saw this contest I coudn't help it but to participate, and I looked up some pictures from the net, and put them together in photoshop.
I could give you a full "tutorial" on how i did this, but that would just take all day, cause I actually spent a lot of time on this :P Here goes nothing :D
litestorm's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 19:56
litestorm
Right, so when i saw this contest I coudn't help it but to participate, and I looked up some pictures from the net, and put them together in photoshop.
I could give you a full "tutorial" on how i did this, but that would just take all day, cause I actually spent a lot of time on this :P Here goes nothing :D
emotoaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 20:09
emotoaster
I'm totally down Colette, expect something awesome from me. I've always loved the Red Faction Series so I'm stoked for this game.
rushnik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 20:21
rushnik
Does the Juggernaut with a stick up his bum count as a hammer?

Also:
rushnik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 20:22
rushnik
sorry, this: http://www.coldwar.hu/html/en/finding_aids/flags/Flag_USSR.jpg

Not only is it a hammer of the people, it has nukes!
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 20:45
HiddenAHB
HAMMER OF DAWN!!!!
Catmur's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 22:12
Catmur
Combination of my three favorite things right now: Enders Game, TF2 and Red Faction.


Catmur's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 22:14
Catmur
damnit it cut if off

attempt 2


Sir playedallot's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2009 23:22
Sir playedallot
Hammerboy vs Cloned Space Chimps from Mars in THE HAMMER OF DESTRUCTION





Just got that crazy idea, who cares^^
Samsquantch's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 00:37
Samsquantch


Did I win!?!?
RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 03:00
RiotMonster
Oh goddamnit, Samsquantch.. lol..
CkGordon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 03:21
CkGordon


My quick idea ^_^ (I REALLY WANT THAT KEYCHAIN!!)
Sorry about the crappy graphics don't have access to photoshop at the moment :P

-CkGordon
HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 04:26
HammerShark
This one is obvious that everyone should know.
Bit of a place holder if something happens to me within the week.
I have something more creative in mind.

dedyradix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 08:37
dedyradix
OK.. Hammer give inspiration on bioshock weapon (Wrench). Both hammer and wrench have unique things. and both of the give us inspiration about "POWER"
POWER give inspiration to RED FACTION GUIRELLA Game....YES THIS tool have a heavy damage like a bomb...it can
destroy everything....

dedyradix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 08:39
dedyradix
OK.. Hammer give inspiration on bioshock weapon (Wrench). Both hammer and wrench have unique things. and both of them give us inspiration about "POWER"
POWER give inspiration to RED FACTION GUIRELLA Game....YES THIS tool have a heavy damage like a bomb...it can destroy everything....hammer give perfect unique tool and it give inspiration about power....POWER=RED FACTION GUIRELLA...


Dreske3's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 12:34
Dreske3
Finally finished, my Hammer of Destruction !

RiotMonster's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/23/2009 16:28
RiotMonster
The epic BANHAMMER..

t3chn1k4l's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 00:24
t3chn1k4l
The "Hammers" of Destruction
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2009 04:13
greeneggsnsam


When this album is released, the blow will strike so powerfully that the world will tremble. Also, some nice shelves will be put up.
nvmisfit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:00
nvmisfit
You might say I'm not a "real man" for not having a conventional hammer in my toolbox. But I swear, if you get me angry enough I'm dangerous with just about any utensil!! I'll beat you into a bloody pulp with my Ultimate Hammer Spoon of Destruction!!
[img]<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn55/nvmisfit/UltimateHammerSpoonOfDestructionbyN.jpg" border="0" alt="Ultimate Hammer Spoon Of Destruction by NVMISFIT"></a>[img]
Mhua HA HA HA HA. Whoops,I forgot to wipe the blood of my last victim off the spoon. Sorry about that! ;-P
nvmisfit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:03
nvmisfit
(Hmmmm.Sorry,not used to this BBcode stuff.Let's try this again!)

You might say I'm not a "real man" for not having a conventional hammer in my toolbox. But I swear, if you get me angry enough I'm dangerous with just about any utensil!! I'll beat you into a bloody pulp with my Ultimate Hammer Spoon of Destruction!!
[img]http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn55/nvmisfit/UltimateHammerSpoonOfDestructionbyN.jpg[img]
Mhua HA HA HA HA. Whoops,I forgot to wipe the blood of my last victim off the spoon. Sorry about that! ;-P
nvmisfit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 18:08
nvmisfit
(I can't believe I didn't see the forward slash!!!ARRRGH!Last time,I swear!Destructoid needs to put in a preview/delete option for these comments!!)

You might say I'm not a "real man" for not having a conventional hammer in my toolbox. But I swear, if you get me angry enough I'm dangerous with just about any utensil!! I'll beat you into a bloody pulp with my Ultimate Hammer Spoon of Destruction!!


Mhua HA HA HA HA. Whoops,I forgot to wipe the blood of my last victim off the spoon. Sorry about that! ;-P
icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 21:15
icarus
I needed more practice with Photoshop, so here it goes.

HammerShark's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/25/2009 23:29
HammerShark
CAN YOU FEEL THE DESTRUCTION!!!!



CAN YOU FEEL THE DESTRUCTION!!!!
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