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Haloid is quite possibly the most interesting Halo-related fan movie in existence. It manages to combine multiple genres and provide non-stop action as well as answer the question, “who would win in an ultimate showdown, Master Chief or Samus?”

While the answer to that very question might not be what most of us had in mind, it's definitely worth checking out. Whether or not you enjoy the Halo or Metroid games, you can still get some enjoyment out of Haloid -- the creator, Monty Oum, made sure of that.

I don't want to completely spoil the ending, because if I did, you would either call me a total liar or suddenly get the urge to plant a bomb in my mailbox for ruining the final sequence. Both outcomes would bode badly for me, so just sit back, relax, and watch this entertaining tale unfold.

[Thanks, Charlie and Irving!] 


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JohnnyGoTime's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:46
JohnnyGoTime
Every second is more absurd than the last...I love it!!!!!!!

PS: Forget the end, the money shot is when Samus was whipping Chief around on the end of her whip...That looks even cooler than when Peter Parker gets dragged along the building in the Spiderman 3 footage!!!
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:56
DJDuffy
hmmmm..since I am an animator professionally I'll try to give my critical eye on this one.

-the animation was pretty good, but a little heavy on the Matrix references
-rendering engine they used was crap...didn't seem to fit well with the look of the film
-cinematography was horrible...used every film cliche under the sun
-the modeling was pretty good...or did they use existing game models? either way look pretty good...would have looked better with a better render engine
-story was kind of pointless action with lesbian "secret" ending..not very tasteful, but I guess stereotypically that is what "gamers" are into these days.

Overall, I give it a 6/10. Decent animation and modeling, but lacking in story and direction.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:05
B-Radicate
the action was crazy intense. if only the actual metroid and halo games were that cool to play (in terms of fighting and such)!

the lesbian stuff didn't bother me or really enhance the experience for me, but i think he may have done that as a way to not hafta choose a true winner. if he woulda had master chief (and we only ASSUME it's master chief... there were other spartans as mentioned before) kill samus or vice versa the internet woulda been ablaze with people flaming this guy. now all he hasta worry about it lesbian (implied) love.

they held each other and danced. have you guys ever actually seen lesbian porn? those two girls acted more like sisters or close friends than lovers. calm down. just 'cause two chicks dance together doesn't mean they are lesbians. please. master chief is still a dude. albeit one that could get his ass handed to him by samus OR that female spartan.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:10
Jordan Devore
I'm pretty sure he extracted the models. You also have to remember that this was made by one self proclaimed amateur.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:15
DJDuffy
Yea, that's cool that he is an amateur....but he at least knows how to animate pretty well. It would have been nice if all the other pieces of the film were up to the level of the animation.
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:18
Virtualgirl
that was amazing!!!! very fine attention to detail (aka, physics baised knockers...)
plyr3005's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:23
plyr3005
I think we found a new candidate for Game Debate to the Death!
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:27
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Wow. That was simply amazing. Wow.
Ignus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:38
Ignus
What pissed me off was not the ending but the way every site is all "Master Chief VS Samus".
So I expect MC at the end, not some Master Chick.
If it was clearly stated I would have probably liked it more, but first impressions only happen once.
But overall, very well done.
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:38
Gameboi
That video was greatness, on an epic scale. Mad props to the ones that made it.
God Len's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:48
God Len
The only downside is the Matrix-ness? What the hell does that mean! That's like saying mario games should stop acting like sonic games. Matrix was bassed off anime people!
trydizon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 19:54
trydizon
if i ever see Samus again, she had better be in a bikini...seriously.
domataos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:00
domataos
Fucking nice
OverDrive89's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:36
OverDrive89
Well, OTHER than being a huge Matrix rip off, it wasn't so bad.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:42
king3vbo
MATRIX RIPOFF ALERT!!

no actually that was in-fucking-credible. I loved it. Of course, the 2 games he used, Halo and Metroid, are 2 of the slowest shooter games I've ever played...

but yah hecka entertaining
ExpertPenguin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:48
ExpertPenguin
Wow...just, Wow.

also, boobs. Samus bounced.
Velirno's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:53
Velirno
Yeah I think this is the last time I'll want to see that sequence spoofed, but it was awesome nonetheless. Oh and ending-wise: This is how Halo 2 should have ended dammit! Would've been more than satisfied then.
Vorin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:53
Vorin
Master Chick V.S. Samus
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:54
Im OK
Even though the ending was typical cheesecake (not that there's anything wrong with that, certainly), for everything before that (despite the old hat Matrix-refs and lightsaber sound effects) I only have one word: Awesome.

Still, I was waiting for some Metroids or Space Pirates or Ridley to show up, but they never did. Oh well, can't have everything I guess.

If anything, this might have finally convinced me to consider hunting down Halo and Halo 2 in a bargain bin somewhere.
Sueng's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 20:56
Sueng
That last part was something you expect from a Chris Brown music video.
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 21:13
The CronoLink
Great review, DJ Duffy. You mentioned other points I hadn't thought about.
Bratmonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 21:13
Bratmonkey
fuck that! master chief is NOT a girl! o well, at least she was hot too teehee
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 21:22
Im OK
As has already been pointed out, she isn't Master Chief.
OutrageousToob's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 21:23
OutrageousToob
That was fucking amazing! Aside from the end, bra-fucking-vo!
Arro's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 22:06
Arro
Matrix rips of Ghost in the Shell. Haloid rips of Matrix. WHO CARES!?!?

I always knew Samus could rape MC. The funny thing is, when she is suited, most of the moves she does in this video are actually possible in one Metroid game or another.

As far as a Spartan is concerned...no...
Farktoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 22:14
Farktoid
Someone get him an animator job. This cat must have been working on this project for years to have completed it himself. The animation was exceptional for a so-called amateur.

And I'm pretty sure Master Chief isn't a hot Asian girl, but considering what I witnessed beforehand, I can let it go. Bravo.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 22:35
Thornnn
That was pretty freeken awesome.
generaldane's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 23:11
generaldane
this was great
Genmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 23:20
Genmo
Yeah it was cool fan-stuff, even though you kinda think he made it for his own masturbatory pleasure. Man I'm starting to feel old here at 20, where I've already spanked it to so much softcore that this really doesn't do anything for me.

So yeah I'm saying it got a little immature.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 00:10
Necros
Yeah, I was expecting Metroids or Space Pirates at some point too. Still, that's one of the purest forms of awesome this side of awesome.
GatsuTheBerserker's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 00:20
GatsuTheBerserker
Great, but I have to side with the others...the whole lesbo-softporn thing wasn't all that great. Even if there were female spartans it just sort of turned into something ridiculous. I'd say if the guy teamed up with the red vs blue people they could make one hell of a Halo movie.

Good fan-video, but a little too typical.
boxhound's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 00:29
boxhound
What the heck did I just watch?
Elijahz's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 01:10
Elijahz
That shit is devotion.
props.
cjpkiller's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 01:52
cjpkiller
@warioware67

yes there may have been girl spartans, however only john 117 was promoted to the rank of master chief, (spartan 51, kurt, reached the rank of lieutenant, but he wore a different armor type in the later days of his life) also, there were only a handful of spartans who were given the mark V / VI armor, and a spartan of a number such as 468 would have received the secondary or tertiary SPI armor, which looked substantially different than a mark V / VI

but its probably just a fantasy universe anyway.

hilarious dance sequence at the end.
mad props to the guy who made this vid.
Zero_'s Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 03:43
Zero_
... wow. Makes me want to get into animation.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 06:10
atheistium
HARD TIMES CALL FOR HARD MEASURES :D YES!
Plisskin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 07:48
Plisskin
Mad Kudos to the animator.
Ending, well, a bit different to how I imagined.
But hey what else did you expect from teh internet?!
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 08:29
PwnDaddy
K, so if the Spartan was a chick, why did the crotch malfunction after Samus lost her armor? Storyboard accident, or weird ass fetish? You decide!
PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 08:33
PwnDaddy
Damnit, we need an Edit feature.


Who wins in a fight against Spartan 468 or Samus? We do :D
Bow chika bow wow!
LieutenantFrost's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 09:42
LieutenantFrost
Holy god...I pray that this man gets a job doing this. The ending was kinda BS, but I can live with it.

So much win...o_O
handdyman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 11:11
handdyman
The best fan made video. 10/10
Azrael's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 11:47
Azrael
best fan made video EVER! completely awesome, start writing cheques at this guy pronto!

Side rant:
As a 3d graphic/ game maker person, I also think the rendering graphics quality could've been better (proper ray tracing HDR lighting, reflections, etc.), but that served 2 purposes 1. it kinda looks more like a video game that way (a ps1 game that is) and 2.- it knocked off thousands of hours from the rendering process. Although I do agree with an apropiate rendering farm (a la god of war 2 cutscenes) that would've been literally orgasmic. But seriously thats ONE (1) guy doing it all in ONE (1) computer! thats beyond awesome!
Shipley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 12:20
Shipley
"seems to me though this was rendered in halo 1's engine for the PC, in fact im almost postive"

this in spite of all the assets in the video clearly being ripped from Halo 2 and Samus Aram is ripped from Smash Bros Melee?

Halo 1's in-game engine does not have the power to do whats shown here.
EvilSmeevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 12:40
EvilSmeevil
For everyone saying Master Chief isn't a girl in the video. It says in the FAQ at gametrailers that it was 'meant' to be one of the other spartans, specifically the one that cameod in DOA :P
CrakieRacooon's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 12:57
CrakieRacooon
I love that Master chief was a chick.But atually,who really knows who it is?
But it's a great way of speculating though,and the movie was awsome.
Deus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 15:07
Deus
Spartans are supposed to be like 8ft tall and strong as hell. And judging by the way she looked the genetic engineers on Future-Earth appear to be really into lesbian hentai... Seriously though, Spartans are supposed to be massively strong and powerful, not nimble little ninjas. The action in this movie is well done but totally off the mark; Spartans are like sci-fi Rambos in armour. This is way too Japanese for me.
OverDrive89's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/19/2007 17:00
OverDrive89
I think I'm the only one that thought it pretty much sucked. Ah well. I'm not big into the anime stuff, so it wasn't really for me. Hell, I don't even play HALO! (gasp!)
William Haley's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/20/2007 01:05
William Haley
100th comment!

I have to say that like it or not, that took a damn lot of effort and dedication. I enjoyed that short far more than I ever did Halo 2, Matrix 2 and 3, and the new Star Wars trilogy combined. The shield/sniper combo? Fucking legendary.

Anyone who doesn't think hot lesbians are hot is gay. So say we all.
fpsks's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/21/2007 21:14
fpsks
It was a very good video right up the end of the battle, after that the video took a nose dive and became the suckiest vid I've ever seen.

Anyone who thinks that the animated polygons at the end are hot needs to get themselves a real girl friend and stop jerking off to a computer screen.
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