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Haloid: the craziest fan movie you'll see this week
3:57 PM on 04.18.2007, Jordan Grim Devore 104 comments

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Haloid is quite possibly the most interesting Halo-related fan movie in existence. It manages to combine multiple genres and provide non-stop action as well as answer the question, “who would win in an ultimate showdown, Master Chief or Samus?”

While the answer to that very question might not be what most of us had in mind, it's definitely worth checking out. Whether or not you enjoy the Halo or Metroid games, you can still get some enjoyment out of Haloid -- the creator, Monty Oum, made sure of that.

I don't want to completely spoil the ending, because if I did, you would either call me a total liar or suddenly get the urge to plant a bomb in my mailbox for ruining the final sequence. Both outcomes would bode badly for me, so just sit back, relax, and watch this entertaining tale unfold.

[Thanks, Charlie and Irving!] 


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Jambo's Avatar
Jambo at 04/18/2007 16:04
Erm.. strangely erotic :S
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Hipple at 04/18/2007 16:07
I HATE the ending. It was pretty sweet (the combat moved a little too fast) until it turned into some weird CGI lesbian softcore porn. But still, props to that guy. Nice job.
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BritiniMartini at 04/18/2007 16:11
It gives me sparks.

HAWWWWWWWWT
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roflmywaffles at 04/18/2007 16:13
didnt like it until i saw 2 hot grils. that fix everything
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Pangloss at 04/18/2007 16:14
I love how people are commenting on the "CGI lesbian softcore porn" ending as though that's bad. Awesome combat + lesbians == spectacular. Simply epic. Call CliffyB, somebody.
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demonelite at 04/18/2007 16:18
Great video, but whats with the lesbo lovefest at the end?
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Calla at 04/18/2007 16:35
great action, but now i'm really confused...
Kau's Avatar
Kau at 04/18/2007 16:35
AWESOME!
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Zaron at 04/18/2007 16:38
Amazing for a fan video, but the ending is total shit.
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wario67 at 04/18/2007 16:41
"Internet: WHYYYYYY did you make Master chief a girl!?!?!? Master chief’s not a girl?!?!?! WHAT TEH HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FAG?!?!?!
Me: In the Halo story according to the books there were actually 32 Spartan soldiers, including women. If you look closely you can actually see the number 458 on the "Master Chick's" suit. 458 being the number of the Spartan that made a Cameo in the Dead or Alive series. Not much thinking went into it further than that though. Plus hot lesbians are awesome."
explans why master cheif in this one is an girl ....

great movie
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The CronoLink at 04/18/2007 16:42
Uggh...lesbians....why is almost every Samus fan some lesb-love sick retarded? They movie was awesome until the "hardcore chicks are always lesbians". And that final line was stupid. Samus doesn't have the burden of the world. It's the galaxy but then again I never get the feeling of impending doom upon the galaxy, but Metroid still kicks ass.
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Mabec at 04/18/2007 16:44
OH MY FUCKING GOD, THATS THE BEST FAN MADE MOVIE I EVER HAVE SEEN. I guess i can die now... bye bye
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PappaDukes at 04/18/2007 16:47
What's with the lesbo lovefest??? Um, everything! Freakin sweet. And the dance number at the end? Priceless.
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JamesSorensen at 04/18/2007 16:49
i call it,

"If HALO wasnt FPS and was like God Of War"

or "What Crackdown could dream to be"
Nick Chester's Avatar
Nick Chester at 04/18/2007 16:51
Hey, guys! Have you seen this fan movie, Halotoid? OH, WAIT.
BritiniMartini's Avatar
BritiniMartini at 04/18/2007 16:52
"whats with the lesbo lovefest at the end?"

Ummm... it's HAWT. Derrr...
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NbsAlex at 04/18/2007 16:53
regardless of the ending... it was a very suspenseful little clip and i enjoyed watching it... seems to me though this was rendered in halo 1's engine for the PC, in fact im almost postive, and it still looks GREAT!
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Jordan Grim Devore at 04/18/2007 16:55
I demand that Halo 3's ending be filled with multiple lesbian orgies.
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Diomeneus at 04/18/2007 16:56
Wario67 has it spot on, there were several female spartans. Also there was another reference from the book... when the spartan used her sheild to deflect a missile.
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wario67 at 04/18/2007 16:56
JamesSorensen,
there was some devil may cry moves in there
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Heavy_Kevy at 04/18/2007 16:57
that was certainly the craziest fan movie I've seen in a while. the girl on girl action was a nice touch. I'm a little tired of the matrix though. It is possible for a fight scene to be overdone. I kinda feel bad for Juno Reactor, in the sense that their music will always be associated with essentially a footnote in film history. So good job Monty Oum, just lay off the matrix.
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emoyaoigamer at 04/18/2007 17:06
Awesome, but I hate the ending. Master Chief is not a chick !
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Namelessted at 04/18/2007 17:08
best machinima ever created.
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sbshootme at 04/18/2007 17:09
I share Kau's opinion on the topic: AWESOME!!!
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Kiro_RedWolf at 04/18/2007 17:09
I love the ending! Best thing I will see all week!
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1stStrike at 04/18/2007 17:11
lesbooooooooooooooos XD

they should have included a sex scene
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Sharpless at 04/18/2007 17:11
I declare this to be the grandest video game fan-movie OF THEM ALL! Although, apparently I'm more of a nerd than I am a male, as the Spartan/Covenant battle sequence did more for me than the jubblies and girl-love.
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ZiiG360 at 04/18/2007 17:12
so who fists who with the artificial insimination love item?

btw, it sparked my suit at the end. cgi lesbians ftw.
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emotaku at 04/18/2007 17:17
The headline should include a couple more !!!'s

This was seriously the most insane thing I've seen since the movie Equilibrium.
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Mabec at 04/18/2007 17:17
Its crazy good and all, but for me, the dance scene killed it all...
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momiji58 at 04/18/2007 17:19
Great machinima. I'm not all that familiar with Halo, but it looked very good. Why is Samus' suit all slick, though? I thought her suit has a matte finish..

I wonder if they can do Hare Hare Yukai as well..
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RWarrior1CO at 04/18/2007 17:23
There might have been female Spartans in Halo, but they were all genetically enhanced to be much larger and stronger than average humans. In other words, this lady wouldn't look like a stereotyptical hot lesbian at all, but more like a hulking body builder.

That said, while the movie was fun, the reason why the lesbian stuff is a downside for it is that it makes the whole experience about 1000 times cheesier. Too much cheese ruins the soup or... something.

Sorry to pee on anyone's fantasies. It's a hobby of mine.
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Cokeman170 at 04/18/2007 17:24
god damnit. it was hella sweet until the ending.
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emotaku at 04/18/2007 17:25
Btw

http://trailers.gametrailers.com/gt_fanmovies/um_31603-91737-HaloidFull-1176793690.flv

Also, cg chix.
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skankerzero at 04/18/2007 17:36
I loved it!

I can always get behind two hot chicks with guns.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 04/18/2007 17:48
No shadows...


Man, this is already pretty awesome. If only there was a little more polish, this would have been the greatest fanfilm EVER.
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 04/18/2007 17:49
Well... it probably already is the greatest fanfilm ever. But still man. No shadows. :/
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deiga-the-semivaliant at 04/18/2007 17:51
And I could have done without the Star Wars sound effects but... eh, what can you do?

Still awesome. :)
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waynethepain at 04/18/2007 17:55
Fission Mailed. They leveled the entire city.
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Niero at 04/18/2007 17:57
@1stStrike -- that's in the sequel. This is a trilogy
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ZeroTolo at 04/18/2007 18:00
Chick or not, has anyone EVER seen Master Chief move that fast? Because I sure as hell don't believe it.
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pkhilson at 04/18/2007 18:09
Woah! I thought they were making a Halo for the Wii for a second there! Then I saw it was a fan movie... oh well, wicked movie.
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UltraViolence at 04/18/2007 18:19
That was awesome on so many levels.
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joeisremy at 04/18/2007 18:22
arent people tired of ripping of the matrix yet?
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Roryzilla at 04/18/2007 18:28
This owned so hard.
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Tron Knotts at 04/18/2007 18:32
The only downside is the Matrix-ness. Other than that, great movie, very creative.

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Pyramid Head at 04/18/2007 18:42
That was so full of epic win, it hurt.
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xX Hollow Tip at 04/18/2007 18:45
whoa nice.
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