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Haloid is quite possibly the most interesting Halo-related fan movie in existence. It manages to combine multiple genres and provide non-stop action as well as answer the question, “who would win in an ultimate showdown, Master Chief or Samus?”

While the answer to that very question might not be what most of us had in mind, it's definitely worth checking out. Whether or not you enjoy the Halo or Metroid games, you can still get some enjoyment out of Haloid -- the creator, Monty Oum, made sure of that.

I don't want to completely spoil the ending, because if I did, you would either call me a total liar or suddenly get the urge to plant a bomb in my mailbox for ruining the final sequence. Both outcomes would bode badly for me, so just sit back, relax, and watch this entertaining tale unfold.

[Thanks, Charlie and Irving!] 


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imbeta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:00
imbeta
Woooot! Awesome... glad you posted it, I was afraid it was old news. :D
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:02
Niero
Keanu Reeves is fired
Jambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:04
Jambo
Erm.. strangely erotic :S
Hipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:07
Hipple
I HATE the ending. It was pretty sweet (the combat moved a little too fast) until it turned into some weird CGI lesbian softcore porn. But still, props to that guy. Nice job.
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:11
BritiniMartini
It gives me sparks.

HAWWWWWWWWT
roflmywaffles's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:13
roflmywaffles
didnt like it until i saw 2 hot grils. that fix everything
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:14
Pangloss
I love how people are commenting on the "CGI lesbian softcore porn" ending as though that's bad. Awesome combat + lesbians == spectacular. Simply epic. Call CliffyB, somebody.
demonelite's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:18
demonelite
Great video, but whats with the lesbo lovefest at the end?
Calla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:35
Calla
great action, but now i'm really confused...
Kau's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:35
Kau
AWESOME!
Zaron's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:38
Zaron
Amazing for a fan video, but the ending is total shit.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:41
wario67
"Internet: WHYYYYYY did you make Master chief a girl!?!?!? Master chief’s not a girl?!?!?! WHAT TEH HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU FAG?!?!?!
Me: In the Halo story according to the books there were actually 32 Spartan soldiers, including women. If you look closely you can actually see the number 458 on the "Master Chick's" suit. 458 being the number of the Spartan that made a Cameo in the Dead or Alive series. Not much thinking went into it further than that though. Plus hot lesbians are awesome."
explans why master cheif in this one is an girl ....

great movie
The CronoLink's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:42
The CronoLink
Uggh...lesbians....why is almost every Samus fan some lesb-love sick retarded? They movie was awesome until the "hardcore chicks are always lesbians". And that final line was stupid. Samus doesn't have the burden of the world. It's the galaxy but then again I never get the feeling of impending doom upon the galaxy, but Metroid still kicks ass.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:44
Mabec
OH MY FUCKING GOD, THATS THE BEST FAN MADE MOVIE I EVER HAVE SEEN. I guess i can die now... bye bye
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:47
PappaDukes
What's with the lesbo lovefest??? Um, everything! Freakin sweet. And the dance number at the end? Priceless.
JamesSorensen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:49
JamesSorensen
i call it,

"If HALO wasnt FPS and was like God Of War"

or "What Crackdown could dream to be"
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:51
Nick Chester
Hey, guys! Have you seen this fan movie, Halotoid? OH, WAIT.
BritiniMartini's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:52
BritiniMartini
"whats with the lesbo lovefest at the end?"

Ummm... it's HAWT. Derrr...
NbsAlex's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:53
NbsAlex
regardless of the ending... it was a very suspenseful little clip and i enjoyed watching it... seems to me though this was rendered in halo 1's engine for the PC, in fact im almost postive, and it still looks GREAT!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:55
Jordan Devore
I demand that Halo 3's ending be filled with multiple lesbian orgies.
Diomeneus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:56
Diomeneus
Wario67 has it spot on, there were several female spartans. Also there was another reference from the book... when the spartan used her sheild to deflect a missile.
wario67's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:56
wario67
JamesSorensen,
there was some devil may cry moves in there
Heavy_Kevy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 16:57
Heavy_Kevy
that was certainly the craziest fan movie I've seen in a while. the girl on girl action was a nice touch. I'm a little tired of the matrix though. It is possible for a fight scene to be overdone. I kinda feel bad for Juno Reactor, in the sense that their music will always be associated with essentially a footnote in film history. So good job Monty Oum, just lay off the matrix.
emoyaoigamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:06
emoyaoigamer
Awesome, but I hate the ending. Master Chief is not a chick !
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:08
Namelessted
best machinima ever created.
sbshootme's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:09
sbshootme
I share Kau's opinion on the topic: AWESOME!!!
Kiro_RedWolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:09
Kiro_RedWolf
I love the ending! Best thing I will see all week!
1stStrike's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:11
1stStrike
lesbooooooooooooooos XD

they should have included a sex scene
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:11
Sharpless
I declare this to be the grandest video game fan-movie OF THEM ALL! Although, apparently I'm more of a nerd than I am a male, as the Spartan/Covenant battle sequence did more for me than the jubblies and girl-love.
ZiiG360's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:12
ZiiG360
so who fists who with the artificial insimination love item?

btw, it sparked my suit at the end. cgi lesbians ftw.
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:17
emotaku
The headline should include a couple more !!!'s

This was seriously the most insane thing I've seen since the movie Equilibrium.
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:17
Mabec
Its crazy good and all, but for me, the dance scene killed it all...
momiji58's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:19
momiji58
Great machinima. I'm not all that familiar with Halo, but it looked very good. Why is Samus' suit all slick, though? I thought her suit has a matte finish..

I wonder if they can do Hare Hare Yukai as well..
RWarrior1CO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:23
RWarrior1CO
There might have been female Spartans in Halo, but they were all genetically enhanced to be much larger and stronger than average humans. In other words, this lady wouldn't look like a stereotyptical hot lesbian at all, but more like a hulking body builder.

That said, while the movie was fun, the reason why the lesbian stuff is a downside for it is that it makes the whole experience about 1000 times cheesier. Too much cheese ruins the soup or... something.

Sorry to pee on anyone's fantasies. It's a hobby of mine.
Cokeman170's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:24
Cokeman170
god damnit. it was hella sweet until the ending.
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:25
emotaku
Btw

http://trailers.gametrailers.com/gt_fanmovies/um_31603-91737-HaloidFull-1176793690.flv

Also, cg chix.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:36
skankerzero
I loved it!

I can always get behind two hot chicks with guns.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:48
deiga-the-semivaliant
No shadows...


Man, this is already pretty awesome. If only there was a little more polish, this would have been the greatest fanfilm EVER.
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:49
deiga-the-semivaliant
Well... it probably already is the greatest fanfilm ever. But still man. No shadows. :/
deiga-the-semivaliant's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:51
deiga-the-semivaliant
And I could have done without the Star Wars sound effects but... eh, what can you do?

Still awesome. :)
waynethepain's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:55
waynethepain
Fission Mailed. They leveled the entire city.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 17:57
Niero
@1stStrike -- that's in the sequel. This is a trilogy
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:00
ZeroTolo
Chick or not, has anyone EVER seen Master Chief move that fast? Because I sure as hell don't believe it.
pkhilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:09
pkhilson
Woah! I thought they were making a Halo for the Wii for a second there! Then I saw it was a fan movie... oh well, wicked movie.
UltraViolence's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:19
UltraViolence
That was awesome on so many levels.
joeisremy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:22
joeisremy
arent people tired of ripping of the matrix yet?
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:28
Roryzilla
This owned so hard.
Tron Knotts's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:32
Tron Knotts
The only downside is the Matrix-ness. Other than that, great movie, very creative.

Pyramid Head's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:42
Pyramid Head
That was so full of epic win, it hurt.
xX Hollow Tip's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/18/2007 18:45
xX Hollow Tip
whoa nice.
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