So, I haven't played Halo: Reach yet. That means that nuch of this list of updates to the game's multiplayer is a complete mystery to me. I don't know what "Crazy King" is, for example, and am forced to presume that it has something to do with the final days of King Henry the VIII and his mental deterioration due to syphilis.
Some game modes have been moved from one playlist to another. There have been adjustments to game balance. The list is absolutely huge, really. Rather than try to further guess what it all could mean, I've posted it below for your convenience. Perhaps through your discussion of whether these changes are wonderful or not, I can ascertain what more of this cryptic and mysterious language says.
Also, I know they told us not to ask, but can anyone tell me what "Fountain of Mongeese" means? I wouldn't have cared, but in saying that we shouldn't make a query on the subject, they've only heightened my curiosity.
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