Already preordered your copy of Halo 3? Decorated your fridge with fan art of Master Chief? Bought a tent to camp out in while you wait in line for Best Buy to open, which you have decorated with puff paint versions of the Halo logo? Go no further. This product was made for you, my friend.
The Halo 3 condom comes in a discreet orange packaging and encourages you to "Finish the f*ck". Can you imagine telling your friends that you banged a chick wearing a Halo condom? Would they be orange, or a nice army green to keep your sausage well disguised while dashing through the jungle? Sadly we'll never know, because the item isn't a real manufactured product, but a total internet matlock on those of us willing to buy any piece of merchandise with a Halo logo. I'd laugh, but then I'd have to justify my Final Fantasy collection.
[Thanks Mabec!]
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12:57 PM on 09.18.2007
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Also lol!
awesome.
"Just put it on, ok"
"Dude, it's dark, I can't see anything. Are you sure it's ok?"
"FUCK YEAH dude, it's fucking halo. That makes it totally not gay."
Also, I love it when they call me Master Chief. Oh yeah. Bowychickabowwow.
Heavenly Sword is an easy one... how about mario rubbers? Keep you from getting the koopa's... or how about HalfLife Condoms, to protect your crowbar?
This is the level of immaturity I had hoped to find... not all this... discussion... pew
Wait... I'm not done yet...
I thought Halo was all about shooting your gun without restraint!
When your master goes beyond bation, choose the chief.
meh, that's all I got.
You forgot to call them Spartans instead of Trojans!
:(
Didn't you always wonder WHAT was inside a thermonuclear detonator?
Now you know...
"Finish the Fuck" - yeah, too quickly I bet
*drum roll*