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Zero!
Also lol!
Oh and thank god it isn't a real manufactured product. If it were, I would be concerned about humanity... Even more so.
Finish the Fuck. Unload your flood.
Funny the article below this one is about Mass effect.
Game Fuel is an aphrodisiac.
Protect your ovaries from the flood!
lmaoz, but seriously fuck halo
lol
awesome.
there are soo many things rong with that...
wouldn't that just be a cock ring?
I can picture the scene now: Alpha Sigma Epsilon basement, initiation occurs stage left. lights are dim, we can make out three figures in the murky darkness, as their words float over to the audience
"Just put it on, ok"
"Dude, it's dark, I can't see anything. Are you sure it's ok?"
"FUCK YEAH dude, it's fucking halo. That makes it totally not gay."
If you refer to your penis as the "Spartan Laser" like I do, then this thing just kicks it up a notch.
Regenerating spermicide. Double-bag for Overshield. Active Camo for avoiding spooning. Comes in 3 sizes: Grunt, Elite and Brute.
Are there only seven?
Collete I love you.
Also, I love it when they call me Master Chief. Oh yeah. Bowychickabowwow.
Man i wish i was more clever and had something funny to say about this but i dont.
The only thing i can think of is "sticky grenade" and
thats more of a fragment of a thought without the punch line.
anyone, please feel free to run with that one and make something good with it ...
For a second i thought it was real.
Ya know, I'm disappointed... I came in this thread looking for immature humor better than this...
Heavenly Sword is an easy one... how about mario rubbers? Keep you from getting the koopa's... or how about HalfLife Condoms, to protect your crowbar?
This is the level of immaturity I had hoped to find... not all this... discussion... pew
*repressing horrible image of master chief*
That is awesome!
It holds back the "Pew pew pew."
Wait... I'm not done yet...
I thought Halo was all about shooting your gun without restraint!
@bahamaut: lol
When your master goes beyond bation, choose the chief.
meh, that's all I got.
NOOOO!!
You forgot to call them Spartans instead of Trojans!
:(
Who needs Trojan condoms when you can use Spartan condoms. fuck yeah
Used... tie the end off...
Didn't you always wonder WHAT was inside a thermonuclear detonator?
Now you know...
Usually I end up finishing the fight way too fast. Then come the softly falling tears.
they nearly made some serious cash but failed because it wasnt real :(
i hope they come in master chief size
wonder do they have the magnum. Or even the spartan laser size.
Srsly, I would have bought some.
Why would i need a condom, my personal shield will protect me.
I'm wondering if this is not some attempt to keep nerdy gamers from procreating. It's a conspiracy!!!
Jeebus I thought that was real for a second there... wouldn't surprise me if it was either.
[url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0234704/quotes
]Whoooo wanna some Wang[/url]
I want like, 100.
dammit, noob-bbcode
does it come with genocide causing pleasure rings?
Like 90% of Halo fans will ever need to use one!
"Finish the Fuck" - yeah, too quickly I bet
I'm sure Jack Thompson has something to say about this.
hah.
I guess now I dont need to hold down the X button to release my euipment!
*drum roll*
Damn, I had my credit card ready for a Costco-sized order.
Oh fuckin nice!
everyone knows frat boys dont wear condoms
Real Spartans finish with their shields down. Now where's the brute hammer size one? I would drop some money down for that.
@BahamatZero, best coment evar.
@RskimB: You are correct, frat boys don't have time to put one on when the are busy whippin' up a batch of rufees.
no way.
now if this worked like master chiefs suit and you could flip warthogs with your dick...this would be amazing! hahaha. woww.
Maybe it's for the fanboys to wear when they camp out so they don't get their pants sticky once they get a hold of a copy. Jeebus knows nobody is getting laid after whipping one of those things out.
a halo for your cock
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