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Halo 3: Thundercunt

10:57 AM on 01.16.2007   |   Niero


Four extremely low quality Halo 3 videos were leaked on the interweb tubes last night and, of course, were swiftly removed. The only thing we are left with is Thundercunt and his fate with another man's balls. One more awful video after the jump. The leak has been foiled, but traces of what was shown and reader comments can be found here.
 
In other news, a Dtoid forum member has spotted what the Legendary Edition packaging will be like. Hint: big green helmet included.







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33 comments | showing # 1 to 33
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PacoDG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:10
PacoDG
"Im gonna rip your tongue out and lick my balls with it" .. Truly a Halo master.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:13
Snaileb
That guy was talking with a cock in his mouth. True story.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:14
Snaileb
(is getting the helmet) My cat is going to be pissed.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:20
Aetsen
Wow it looks exactly like Halo 2. But I guess that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Your Mom's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:20
Your Mom
Does the Legendary edition filter out loudmouth children like Private Thundercunt?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:24
Rockvillian
I hate halo
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:26
Rockvillian
okay, my reasons:

I've not wanted to play this game 2 times already, and the rocks still look like dirty pillows


Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:30
Jordan Devore
Holy shit, the one thing that I can't stand about XBL is the high risk of running into an annoying person. Regardless, this was a funny vid.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:31
Snaileb
@ Your Mom : brilliant.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:34
KyleGamgee
I disagree with you Rockvillian, but dammit I respect your comment-avatar.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:43
Milofo
Looks like Halo 2 with better graphics which in itself is not a bad thing.

@Rockvillian
I thought the same at first as well, but I tried it out and had a lost of fun with it. Especially the time my friends and me tried to sound like we were 12 year olds so we could piss off some other players. We only did it one day but it was amusing.
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:57
Rockvillian
thanks for the comment on my avatar gamgee, sorry for my severely underexplained opinion for Halo :P

and milifo, yeah I gave it a chance and had fun for awhile, but hate the way it feels. kinda like hard plastic... thats the only way I can describe it.
Buster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 11:59
Buster
ahhh halo people, always making me laugh with thier insults
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 12:19
Zero Iscariot
not that anyone cares, but my PC died and I was offline for a bit... back with a vengenance though, purchased a 20" iMac bitches. Yes it has nothing to do with Halo, but ca'mon, I missed you ladies.
KyleGamgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 12:27
KyleGamgee
wb Zero.

Halo Rules!
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 13:24
BluDesign
Jeez, I so badly want to change my XBL name to Thundercunt, but I fear it's probably already taken... AND I don't want to lose my achievement points.
synce's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 13:39
synce
If you can criticize a game's graphics from a poor quality video like this one, yoooou might just be a fanboy.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 13:54
Namelessted
I can't even tell what I am looking at with that quality of video.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 13:55
Namelessted
Zero Iscariot, why the fuck would you buy a mac? That might be the worst decision of your life.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:03
Jordan Devore
PC fo life!
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:26
Zero Iscariot
I can dual boot OS X, XP or Vista... the specs are awesome... Is there something I should know about the hardware? Otherwise I believe I got a nice piece of gear for under 2 grand Canadian. Please inform (or fuck off and let me enjoy my turn to the darkside!)
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 14:49
Lezbro
I'm glad you used the word "cunt."

It gets a bad rap.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 15:06
velcroman
Zero Iscariot, you made a wise choice my friend. I had XP and OS X on my macbook once, then XP crashed and I deleted the partition I put it on. Never looked back. I'd say you made a bad choice if you wanna play some of the new PC games of course.
gamerzworld's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 15:36
gamerzworld
More videos and pics of the Halo 3 leak at http://gamerzworldnetwork.net/blog/?p=117
Cheesyhoboe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 15:43
Cheesyhoboe
That looks amazing. Amazingly like Halo 2, I mean.
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 16:01
Zero Iscariot
Thanks Velcro, I had a G4 powerbook a few years back and thought it was an under-powered, over-priced POS but I liked the OS. I got the 2.16 Core 2 with a gig of RAM and find it very peppy and even more user friendly. Haven't got into heavy crunching apps yet but I hear that's where it shines. I hope the hardware is reliable, I wouldn't put too much effort into making ipods and such for pennies a day at a sweatshop in China either. also, Halo.
Zero Iscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 16:17
Zero Iscariot
Thanks Velcro, I had a G4 powerbook a few years back and thought it was an under-powered, over-priced POS but I liked the OS. I got the 2.16 Core 2 with a gig of RAM and find it very peppy and even more user friendly. Haven't got into heavy crunching apps yet but I hear that's where it shines. I hope the hardware is reliable, I wouldn't put too much effort into making ipods and such for pennies a day at a sweatshop in China either. also, Halo.
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 16:18
Aetsen
The first video is Halo 2 right? I'm not going insane, I hope.
gamehunter101's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 16:50
gamehunter101
its on youtube=lower quality
chado53's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2007 22:54
chado53
hahhahaha, they should've changed the guy's voice who announces your success/failure in multiplayer...sounds the same!

SP420's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 07:11
SP420
That first one IS Halo 2! Look at the sniper rifle scope inlay. Yet the one in the 2nd video has reverted back to green? I highly doubt Bungie would make such a change in a short period of time; I'm assuming these videos, if they were both Halo 3 (when only one is) were filmed...the same month? And why the hell would they be playing on an unpopular (what I've seen) map from Halo 2 in 3?
MaLpracticeEatsFaces's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 12:37
MaLpracticeEatsFaces
That shit looks wack , and I love Halo to hell and back. Aside for the fact that i'd do anything for love I won't do Halo 3. At least they brought the AR back , Where's the PISTOL!!?!??!!?!?? :(
WETMF's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/17/2007 17:17
WETMF
i can't what till that comes out
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