If you think the $130 price tag an early snatch-up of the Halo Legendary Edition would slow down the hardcore fans, a gander at Amazon's best selling list will shut you face. People will sell their kids and kidneys (in that order) for the newest installment of Master Chief's adventures on Planet Rock -- I'm surprised there aren't 19 other Halo 3 products like breakfast cereals and evening gowns that carry the ubiquitous logo? We'll throw our money at them, say the word! It doesn't even matter if the product makes sense. There's nothing wrong with being a consumer whore as long as no baby turtles are being strangled in plastic debris, right?
Other notables on the list are God of War 2 (duh!), a pre-order for the Lord of the Rings Online, Pokemon condoms, and every Wii product imaginable, of course. The PS3 wireless controller is also on there, which surprised me. Guess people don't give a crap about the imminent rumble redesign (supposedly and hopefully) coming.
NECA's Master Chief motorcycle helmet is cool, but you might look like a dork in it
4:30 PM on 06.25.2014