Now that I have your attention, check out this amazing flash game. I can't read Japanese, so all I can tell you is that it's a tie-in to Half-Minute Hero 2.
To win your sexy wallpaper, and I know you want one, you're going to have to furiously click your mouse until you've destroyed Princess Yushia's clothes piece-by-piece in three 30 second rounds. I'd tell you about the wallpaper, but that would ruin the surprise, now wouldn't it? So go do that.
If this gets you excited about Half-Minute Hero 2, you can check out the recent port of the first game on Xbox Live Arcade. No sexy wallpapers included.
Half-Minute Hero Second X Kagura Collaboration Is A Sexy Flash Game [Siliconera via GoNintendo]
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4:00 AM on 08.06.2011 | 
I'm a failure
And the pic doesn't tie in with HM's vibe at all so don't be turned off by it. Its a really funny,charming series with none of the sexual aspects(besides a joke or two) that this minigame gives off.
...To bad I won't be using the wallpaper, or else my entire family will think I'm a freak. Damn.
Take your right hand, and grip your mouse firmly. Then take your left hand, and rapidly use your index and middle finger to mash left click - you don't have to click hard, just fast.
Technique, fellow button mashers!
http://www.mmv.co.jp/special/game/30s/minigame/keshikarangohoubi.zip
I had to sign up for an account to post this, you ungrateful turdlings.
<looks at wallpaper>
Oh, uh...hmm...<deletes>
My right arm hurts.
Wow. Talk about a tone killer.
I didn't get one.
http://chocolate-boots.weebly.com/
I guess maybe I can find a handheld still using 4:3...
The game has been ruined for me