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Half-Minute Hero 2 tie-in: Play to win a sexy wallpaper


4:00 AM on 08.06.2011
Half-Minute Hero 2 tie-in: Play to win a sexy wallpaper photo



Now that I have your attention, check out this amazing flash game. I can't read Japanese, so all I can tell you is that it's a tie-in to Half-Minute Hero 2.

To win your sexy wallpaper, and I know you want one, you're going to have to furiously click your mouse until you've destroyed Princess Yushia's clothes piece-by-piece in three 30 second rounds. I'd tell you about the wallpaper, but that would ruin the surprise, now wouldn't it? So go do that.

If this gets you excited about Half-Minute Hero 2, you can check out the recent port of the first game on Xbox Live Arcade. No sexy wallpapers included.

Half-Minute Hero Second X Kagura Collaboration Is A Sexy Flash Game [Siliconera via GoNintendo]






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i...just...can't...get it...
I tried beating this a few days ago, and I can't do it

I'm a failure
easily done using mousebuttons of my laptops trackpad and usb-mouse - klicking one with left one with right hand
@Mumpf Thanks for the tip, did it with 7 seconds to spare.
Nevermind, I got it. :)
Gotta love the Japanese.
Lol, I have a turbo controller as my mouse. :3
I am no longer a failure due to mumpf's tip. I unlocked the wallpaper, and....um...well lets just say that unlike Half-Minute hero's ESRD rating it's not E for everyone.
Argh..... Even with Mumpf's tip I'm still a faliure. I'm going to cry in a wallpaperless corner now.
Can no-one post the wallpaper on tinpic? My finger is refusing to be part of this operation anymore, and my mouse has recently joined a union.
I finally got it and feel rather pathetic. Oh well.

And the pic doesn't tie in with HM's vibe at all so don't be turned off by it. Its a really funny,charming series with none of the sexual aspects(besides a joke or two) that this minigame gives off.
Psh, you are all wusses. I got this without keyboard tricks or turbo buttons.
Ha! I beat this one the first try, without cheating!
...To bad I won't be using the wallpaper, or else my entire family will think I'm a freak. Damn.
Just beat it without cheating.

Take your right hand, and grip your mouse firmly. Then take your left hand, and rapidly use your index and middle finger to mash left click - you don't have to click hard, just fast.

Technique, fellow button mashers!
Download the wallpaper here:

http://www.mmv.co.jp/special/game/30s/minigame/keshikarangohoubi.zip

I had to sign up for an account to post this, you ungrateful turdlings.
Thanks a lot dsadas <3
Thanks dsadas!

<looks at wallpaper>

Oh, uh...hmm...<deletes>
I'm like Solid Snake in that torture scene...

My right arm hurts.
Oh, dear, sweet Neptune, I can't have this as a background!
Suntan lotion ...? Um.
I was about to say "Well it can't be that bad!", and then I downloaded it.

Wow. Talk about a tone killer.
I expected a nude pic.
I didn't get one.
I don't see anything wrong with the wallpaper, it's just a girl who really enjoys her milk. That is milk right?
I'm disappointed that's not what the actual character looks like.
I beat it first try with my usb mouse. Though I only had like, a couple miliseconds left. O_o I held the mouse with my right hand, then positioned my left hand in such a way that I could sort of twitch click the mouse button with my middle finger at super speed. Worked like a charm for me.
*reads comments* Oh, and no, I didn't get the strategy from Magnalon. XD I've done many mouse clicking mini-games like this one, and that's how I always beat them.
This is supposed to be a cross promotion with Queen's Gate on the PSP, so I expected the wallpaper to be what it is.
Yeah, for anyone who's played games where you need to rapidclick, this wasn't too bad. Magnalon had the right of it. :)
So, was the first game on the PSP worth getting? I tried some of the demos, and Hero was the only one I really enjoyed...
Reading some of the comments in this thread...I <3 you guys.
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What is with this barbaric aspect ratio? Seriously? no 16:9?
I guess maybe I can find a handheld still using 4:3...

The game has been ruined for me

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