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Once Haiti stops harboring terrorists and joins in the fight on the war on terror, maybe they'll get some aid then. Until that point, they need to quit their whining and accept the consequences they deserve for being 80% Catholic.
This is absolutely the most ridiculous claim I have ever heard on the internet. How DARE this man criticize these "Bad Dudes". They are true PATRIOTS who PERSERVERED through the HARDSHIPS and TYRANNY of ninjas to save our beloved president Ronald Reagan/George H.W. Bush (opinions vary on certain reports).
But I digress. Mr. Aristade, your words are poorly chosen, and DANGEROUSLY UNAMERICAN. I demand an apology to the Bad Dudes and to the people of this great nation for this dishonor!
But I digress. Mr. Aristade, your words are poorly chosen, and DANGEROUSLY UNAMERICAN. I demand an apology to the Bad Dudes and to the people of this great nation for this dishonor!
I bet those burger patties didn't even come from Texas, or America(godbless)! He may have even gotten them from Illinois! Damn haitian frenchy!
Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog being president of Haiti. Geraldo Beedog is president of only JOURNALISM.
No such thing as a bad dude rescuing a stupid FOREIGN president. They are only bad enough to rescue red-blooded American presidents.
BREAKING NEWS: Robert Mugabe attributes his loss in Zimbabwe's presidential elections to a lack of Bad Dudes dispatched to his country.
Oh sure, just like the liberals to blame the Bad Dudes, its not America's job to fight them here not over there! Where is the blame on Dragonninja? You don't see the mainstream media asking for him to step down, do you?!? Ronald Reagan could easily fix this problem.
It's not too late for Carmen to turn her life around. As a gesture of goodwill, I am going to send her a copy of my new book. FREE.
offer up stewed ox tail and no one comes to your rescue. it takes a bad burger to attract a bad dude.
This is once again an attempt by our Right-wing government to control the outcomes of leadership in other countries.
The only reason he's whining for our help is that he's too lazy to take responsibility for his nation's security and doesn't have any Bad Dudes to rescue him now. Are we to blame for his incompetence?
Maybe what President Aristide doesn't know is the Bad Dudes have been horribly sick thanks to the tainted Mad Cow meat in the hamburgers they were given by to them by GEORGE BUSH. The conservatives don't seem to want to report on the facts. The government lies to you!!
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cheeseburger = the Salvation of your nation by two righteously Bad Dudes equipped with standard issue black tank tops and cutoff gloves.
What that dictator failed to mention was that the Bad Dudes were off in the lower southwest parts of America working on fighting the war on terrorism, by stopping a turtle-killing criminal known only as "The Mario."
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