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What's it been, twenty years in Internet time since this video came out? I had completely forgotten it even existed until earlier today when Good Old Games announced it had nabbed a few titles from the Apogee line-up.

Besides Duke Nukem 3D, which is available now for $5.99 (DRM-free, as always), GOG is also bringing out Duke Nukem: Manhattan Project, Blake Stone: Aliens of Gold, Blake Stone: Planet Strike, and Rise of the Triad: Dark War in the coming weeks.

While we are on the subject of all things Duke Nukem, what's your favorite catchphrase? I'd have to go with "eat sh*t and die," or possibly even "I love the smell of burnt crap in the morning."

[Thanks for the heads up, John_B]









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John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 16:33
John B
I really hope that "Commander Keen" is in the pipeline, too.

Favorite catchphrase? I love how he said that he was going to rip of the alien's head then shit down his neck -- and then did!

The nostalgia beckons...
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 16:35
Phoenix Gamma
I'll rip off your head and shit down your neeeeeeeeeeeck.
laska's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 16:40
laska
haha the 2nd day of harassment is also hillarious xD
Luke Barnard's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 16:42
Luke Barnard
-duke nukem:

the greatest game ever created in the universe.... ever.
Kageryu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 16:42
Kageryu
Ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs
Steelsteelsteelsteelsteelsteelsteelsteel

Thats my favorite.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 16:56
mix
Balls of STEEL!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 17:00
RonBurgandy2010
That video is fucked up but so fucking funny.
sickNasty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 17:22
sickNasty
Blow it out your ass!
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 17:27
BulletTrain
Vent. Its Serious Business.

Ballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballsballs
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 18:15
Corak
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. I think that was it.
protoknuckles's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 18:27
protoknuckles
"nobody steals our girls. And lives."
I agree with gamma. I remember my dad laughing uproariously and calling me into his room to show me that. Ah. Memories.
Clown's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 18:36
Clown
John B has it right "Im gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!" And then sits down with a newspaper and takes a duece
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 18:37
AgentMOO
I love that clip!

balls balls balls of steel steel steel
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 18:46
Chronic Logic
I wish we had an graphically updated version of Duke Nukem 3D!
Drach's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 20:47
Drach
"Those alien bastards are gonna pay for what they did to my ride!"
CrocBox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/26/2009 22:31
CrocBox
I love this video xD
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/27/2009 11:43
Jordan Devore
You're right, that's the one I had intended to use. Crap.
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