Look, I've had a sh*tty morning, so having my boss forward me this blog really helped. My day is already better. Blog Fat, Ugly or Slutty is a collection of lewd and terrible Xbox Live messages. (Love you, boss.) There's really nothing else to say here other than I love this site and the internet it comes from. Here's a pretty great message from CruddierBag0672:

am sorry 4 asking this but would you send me some pics of your bare feet and would you like to see a big cock

Wonderful. What's also wonderful is that you can submit your own offensive messages using their submission form. They accept screenshots, audio and video. There are some things I've heard that I wish I could have documented for the world to see. Oh, and...

herpes is 4 lyfe ho

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

MasterCheeze

What blog?

broonor

link?

Gr3g0ry

Yeah... I sorta don't see a link :P

Jamie McGinn

You didn't link the blog...

Epic-Kx

JOURNALISM.

Words

Link plox?

CO Jakyl

great work with the link noob
:)

Ging

http://fatuglyorslutty.com is the url for the blog, didn't take much google voodoo to turn that up (the name's in the article after all).

eduh

fatuglyorslutty.com, simple

Chongomaster

OMG!!1! Y U NO LINK????!!! LOL

I can't understand how anyone can write things like that...

Fallen Skye

Jim Sterling FTW.

ChillyBilly

I'm actually planning to do a blog sort of like this myself.

Corduroy Turtle

Here's a recent one I received for exiting a Gears of War 2 match:

"fucken faget"

I thought it was sweet so I didn't delete it right away. I <3 XBL

~JnRx Teh Jokester~

This one time someguy said he wants to be "King of my asshole" >_> I was like WTF and I seem to get alot of random adds cause I have a girl avatar :~/

And just a few minutes ago some dbag called me a Crybaby justin beiber lover.

TheDreadHawk

I like that they leave the gamertags uncensored. Makes it even funnier.

Swishiee

What cracks me up is that these people are pretty much your average Call of Duty player. And this is why I don't play CoD other than single player, if at all.

Qraze

harkens back to fanboy fridays in its prime.

and how come no psn love, er, hate?

Rockefellow

There goes Dale with his ovbearing lovable idiocy.

Rockefellow

There goes Dale with his overbearing lovable idiocy.

Damned iPod with its shitty keyboard.

Handy

That site is magnificent.

Wrenchfarm

Oh XBL, stay classy!

llort het

So why did they name the blog that?

Elsa

LOL! I'd have saved some if there's a PS3 equivalent site! :)

wedgewu

@Elsa - I'm sure they'll take PS3 comments/messages, if you send them. :)

mungchugger

Some of them are pretty funny but like half of them look like angry responses to something she started in the first place.

HERPES FO LYFE

Excel-2011

It's very telling how a seeming majority of those messages assume the recipient is female.

Darren Nakamura

I read all of them, and while it's sort of funny that people write/say these things to girls on XBL, it's more sad. Strangely, I think I have more respect for the creepy dudes than the ones who feel threatened.

KingSigy

Wow. I don't think I've never seen such retaliation on Live before.

Stinky

I dominated someone on XBL and they sent me a photo of their cock?

Mrdraven

Amusing and sad, and a reminder of why I usually play with friends only

Chin up, Dale! Hope your days get better, man!

Tarvu

Getting amusing messages is so easy if you use the right gamertag.



:')

voidbringer

if only xbox didnt delete messages. someone sent be some voice messages because i pwned too much...

ndschroede23

@Elsa

But... but I've been led to believe that PSN users are all mature and sophisticated compared to the shit-throwing, juvenile disasters that inhabit XBLA. You mean there are normal immature people on PSN too?

mix

My latest was.

"Twice, you laggy piece of shit" I just chuckled as I never noticed any lag from anyone and I was in a squad with my peeps.

Holly Green

Love this site. They put up one I received on YouTube today. So far the majority of submissions have been XBL simply because those have the most examples. I for one promise to send in a screen cap if someone sends me a lewd comment on PS3, or even Steam :)