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HAHAHA! I love this collection of lewd XBLA messages photo

Look, I've had a sh*tty morning, so having my boss forward me this blog really helped. My day is already better. Blog Fat, Ugly or Slutty is a collection of lewd and terrible Xbox Live messages. (Love you, boss.) There's really nothing else to say here other than I love this site and the internet it comes from. Here's a pretty great message from CruddierBag0672:

am sorry 4 asking this but would you send me some pics of your bare feet and would you like to see a big cock

Wonderful. What's also wonderful is that you can submit your own offensive messages using their submission form. They accept screenshots, audio and video. There are some things I've heard that I wish I could have documented for the world to see. Oh, and...

herpes is 4 lyfe ho








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MasterCheeze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:38
MasterCheeze
What blog?
broonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:39
broonor
link?
Gr3g0ry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:39
Gr3g0ry
Yeah... I sorta don't see a link :P
Jamie McGinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:40
Jamie McGinn
You didn't link the blog...
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:41
Epic-Kx
JOURNALISM.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:41
Airbr1dge
Link plox?
CO Jakyl's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:42
CO Jakyl
great work with the link noob
:)
Ging's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:43
Ging
http://fatuglyorslutty.com is the url for the blog, didn't take much google voodoo to turn that up (the name's in the article after all).
eduh's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:44
eduh
fatuglyorslutty.com, simple
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:45
Chongomaster
OMG!!1! Y U NO LINK????!!! LOL

I can't understand how anyone can write things like that...
Fallen Skye's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:45
Fallen Skye
Jim Sterling FTW.
ChillyBilly's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:46
ChillyBilly
I'm actually planning to do a blog sort of like this myself.
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 18:50
Corduroy Turtle
Here's a recent one I received for exiting a Gears of War 2 match:

"fucken faget"

I thought it was sweet so I didn't delete it right away. I <3 XBL
~JnRx Teh Jokester~'s Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:02
~JnRx Teh Jokester~
This one time someguy said he wants to be "King of my asshole" >_> I was like WTF and I seem to get alot of random adds cause I have a girl avatar :~/

And just a few minutes ago some dbag called me a Crybaby justin beiber lover.
TheDreadHawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:04
TheDreadHawk
I like that they leave the gamertags uncensored. Makes it even funnier.
Swishiee's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:06
Swishiee
What cracks me up is that these people are pretty much your average Call of Duty player. And this is why I don't play CoD other than single player, if at all.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:28
Qraze
harkens back to fanboy fridays in its prime.

and how come no psn love, er, hate?
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:34
Rockefellow
There goes Dale with his ovbearing lovable idiocy.
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:35
Rockefellow
There goes Dale with his overbearing lovable idiocy.

Damned iPod with its shitty keyboard.
Handy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:45
Handy
That site is magnificent.
Wrenchfarm's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 19:52
Wrenchfarm
Oh XBL, stay classy!
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 20:14
llort het
So why did they name the blog that?
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 20:42
Elsa
LOL! I'd have saved some if there's a PS3 equivalent site! :)
wedgewu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 20:46
wedgewu
@Elsa - I'm sure they'll take PS3 comments/messages, if you send them. :)
mungchugger's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 20:50
mungchugger
Some of them are pretty funny but like half of them look like angry responses to something she started in the first place.

HERPES FO LYFE
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 21:27
Excel-2011
It's very telling how a seeming majority of those messages assume the recipient is female.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 21:34
Darren Nakamura
I read all of them, and while it's sort of funny that people write/say these things to girls on XBL, it's more sad. Strangely, I think I have more respect for the creepy dudes than the ones who feel threatened.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 21:36
KingSigy
Wow. I don't think I've never seen such retaliation on Live before.
Stinky's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 22:52
Stinky
I dominated someone on XBL and they sent me a photo of their cock?
Mrdraven's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/03/2011 23:12
Mrdraven
Amusing and sad, and a reminder of why I usually play with friends only

Chin up, Dale! Hope your days get better, man!
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 00:07
Tarvu
Getting amusing messages is so easy if you use the right gamertag.



:')
voidbringer's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 02:32
voidbringer
if only xbox didnt delete messages. someone sent be some voice messages because i pwned too much...
ndschroede23's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 08:59
ndschroede23
@Elsa

But... but I've been led to believe that PSN users are all mature and sophisticated compared to the shit-throwing, juvenile disasters that inhabit XBLA. You mean there are normal immature people on PSN too?
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 10:32
mix
My latest was.

"Twice, you laggy piece of shit" I just chuckled as I never noticed any lag from anyone and I was in a squad with my peeps.
Holly Green's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2011 12:38
Holly Green
Love this site. They put up one I received on YouTube today. So far the majority of submissions have been XBL simply because those have the most examples. I for one promise to send in a screen cap if someone sends me a lewd comment on PS3, or even Steam :)
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