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What does game console ownership say about you? Well, to me, it says that you like videogames, but according to MSN's dating & personals section, owning certain consoles may say something about your personality.

The article "Guys & their games..." asks a few professionals about what a certain gaming console may say about its owner. While they don't say many negative things about any particular console, it looks like Wii owners come out smelling like a rose.

Ed Magnin of DeVry University’s Dallas Metro campus gives the answer you'd expect for Wii owners:

Wii says he’s a fun guy. The Wii-mote will force him to get up off the couch and actually get a little exercise while he’s playing. Of all of the consoles, the Wii is probably the best date machine, as a lot more of the games appeal to both sexes. Challenge him to a game of tennis or bowling.

Some of the other answers are ironically funny (to gamers). Carl Arinoldo, psychologist, on the Xbox 360:

Preferring the Xbox 360 may say that the owner is willing to play cooperatively.

All of the responses on the PS3 are very complimentary, and as a PS3 owner, I'd love to agree with the "sophisticated," "intelligent," and "deep pockets" statements, but I think the video above sums it up much better than I can.  Ladies, you're not going to land the hunky guy in the MSN article's  picture --  you stand a fair chance of landing a Chad Warden if you pay attention to article's advice. Steer clear, I'd say.

This article doesn't cover those guys like you and I that own all the consoles, but that's probably a good thing; we don't want to hear what they'd say about us.  








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PwnDaddy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:24
PwnDaddy
And remember; if you have a PSP, you will have no privacy cause some annoying guy will run around behind you screaming "cluster bomb".
And if he has a DS, your fucked. Pick one up and try to beat him in Mario Kart to get his attention (unless he also owns a PSP, in which case instead of notice you a girl that beat him, he will chuck something heavy at you and scream rematch).

See what I did there?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:28
Jim Sterling
Stupidity.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:33
atheistium
this is the stupidest thing i've seen.
I hate MSN news sometimes.. so much poop.
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:39
bahss
"e'rebody noes final fantasy came out on for sony first. Nintendo be tryin to copy dat shit!"
Fail.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:39
BluDesign
Owning all three consoles says to a woman...

"This man has massive credit card debt. JUST LIKE ME!!!!"
Rabite's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 09:59
Rabite
What does owning 15+ consoles say?
Steel Frog's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 10:19
Steel Frog
Epic fail. L2speak.
Vader582's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 10:25
Vader582
The article has says OWNERS of said consoles may exhibit these qualities. Nowhere did it mention dim-witted fanbois who hope and dream of owning their fave console one day...I'm looking at you Chet, Chad whatever.
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 10:29
MaxVest
Broad generalizations: Good, or bad? Only on MSN!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 10:38
BS3 Owner
He must own PS3. You know why? Because he can afford that GOOD $***...

Seriously it was like a stoned out biography of a fanboy. Only MSN, that's why I like my CNN!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 10:42
king3vbo
This is fucking stupid.

HOWEVER, all PS3 owners eventually turn into Chad Warden. Its true! MSN told me
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 10:43
Samit Sarkar
Well, I got a minute and a half into that video, but my brain was hurting, and I couldn’t take it anymore. I guess Natural Selection didn’t get the memo to take care of Chad Warden.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 11:04
bhive01
He makes real PS3 owners look really stupid.

I own a Wii, PS3, and DS. I'm a fun, rich, portable (?) guy.
Variable Gear's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 11:08
Variable Gear
What does owning a Virtual Boy say?

...Maybe that you enjoy headaches.
Shadowcast's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 11:30
Shadowcast
Smells like bullshit... yep definitely bullshit.
JReaper617's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 11:32
JReaper617
Perhaps the only things stupider than that article...is Mr Chad Warden im not Casanova or anything...but if he wants the "hunnies" maybe he should stop acting like a guy with a lifetime pass for the short bus..just a suggestion.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 11:37
ScottyG
After watching that video my innocent ears will never be the same. :(
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 11:48
michiyoyoshiku
I own a 360 and I Play alone

so BAM article debunked
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 11:53
NightDehumidifier
Ed Magnin of DeVry University’s Dallas Metro campus...

Valid reasoning from a man with a downloaded and printed degree.
CoffeeMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 12:09
CoffeeMan
Intriguing... Since when can a flip-Mexican beast of a gelled up hairdo cousin it looking muther fucker say Nigga? And so many times?!
monosylabik's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 12:29
monosylabik
hmmmm so what does this say about the guy who owns all 3 consoles?
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 12:40
Knivy
If i understood correctly, then I'm a fun, smart, shy and selfish serious gamer that's passionate about bedrooms.
blu3steel's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:12
blu3steel
CHAD WARDEN BITCHES!

I love that guy. So much hilarious controversy
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:17
Atlas
Right, and the guy with a PS2 is on welfare, has a cold smile, eats ravioli every day, and has a herpes flare-up.
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:24
urbanyeti
"I'm talkin' bout the PS triple. The PS triple. I ain't talkin bout no Wii sh*t"

Dear God, if you strike this man and his grammar from the face of the earth, I will donate time to a charity of your choosing.
Amen.
GCaLL's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 13:58
GCaLL
I ain't tryin to play my game with no dildo.
freeman1's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:05
freeman1
Did that guy say that girls laugh when he shows them his Wii?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 14:54
Bob Muir
Next on MSN news, what your dog's breed says about your homeowner's insurance.
Nocturnal XVIII's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 15:01
Nocturnal XVIII
"These guys are passionate about gaming and that transfers into the bedroom as well."

I think I just got stupider from reading this.
CrackaSlim's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 18:07
CrackaSlim
Am I the only one who gets a kick out of chad warren's videos? "why do they call it super smash bros. if they don't have any brothers?" or the classic "Well, he [Mario] may be fooling la migra, but not chad warren."
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 18:37
Spartacus
aaargh

cant....type..........sa;lkd.....stooooopider.....jast got....
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