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Above this text is the greatest trailer ever. It’s for the Metallica version of Play Plastic Instruments. It looks awesome. Some staff members and I discussed it thoroughly. Here is the conversation:

Brad Nicholson: “Downloading [the trailer]-- WHEREVA I MAY ROAM. ROVA, WANDERA, NOMAD, VAGABOND, CALL ME WHAT YOU WIIIIIIIILLLLLL.”

Jonathan Holmes:
“I DUB THEE UNFORGIVEN.”

Brad Nicholson:
“ITS HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOUUUUU UNTIL IT SLEEPS.”

Jonathan Holmes: “NEVER SHINED THROUGH AND WHAT I'VE SHOOOWWN!”

Nick Chester: “GOOOOOOO!!!!”

Brad Nicholson: “MASTER. MASTER! MASTER OF PUPPETS SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING.”

Brad Nicholson: “DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY... DRAGULAAAAA. DO IT BABAY, DO IT BABAY.”

Samit Sarkar: “Wasn't that Rob Zombie? I seem to remember that song being in Gran Turismo 2...”

Brad Nicholson: “Whoops.”

Nick Chester: “GOOOOO!!!!”

Jonathan Holmes: “DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LIES DREAMS OF DRAGONS FIRE AND THE THINGS THAT WILL BITE. YEAH”

Jim Sterling: “Oh Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hiiiiide away for so long (so long), where did we go wrooooong? O wate.”

Brad Nicholson: “ST. ANGER 'ROUND MY NECK. HE NEVAR GETS RESPECT.”

 








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Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:04
Monodi
As much I think Guitar Hero is rubbish in comparison with Rock Band now, I want to play Master of Puppets
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:07
Electro Lemon
HAAAAALLS OF JU-STICE PAINTED GREEEEEEEN! MOOOOONEY TALKIIIIIN'!
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:08
Electro Lemon
POOOOOWER WOLVES BEAT AT CHO' DOOOR, HEAR THEM STALKIIIIIIIIN'!
Rider Chop's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:09
Rider Chop
an ELO expansion for Rock Band would rule
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:11
Technophile
I have all the metallica songs that are available for rock band, that's more then enough to keep me satisfied.
Coldbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:12
Coldbrand
WHISPER THINGS INTO MY BRAIN, ASSURING ME THAT I'M INSANE!
Dimly's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:14
Dimly
The metallica songs I've played on rock band and guitar hero have been the most fun I've had playing those games thus far. That being the case, I believe that, as a long time Metallica fan, this will be the be-all-end-all of those games. Personally speaking, of course.
vodshuggah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:17
vodshuggah
I cna't remember the last time I was less excited about anything!! Ever!!
jeffk6's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:18
jeffk6
yea i just go a boner for that one wooooo
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:19
ajaxender
Darn it, having had Rock Band for about a week, and also having just tried World Tour today... i really, really, REALLY wish that this was for Rockband. Theyre gonna have to make more than a few changes and improvements for me to want this, even with all the Metallica goodness.
rel123's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:28
rel123
Bah. metallica sounds great til that idiot starts 'singing'
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 02:45
Banana Kid
I totally want this game to have Dragula now. You went and got me all excited for Rob Zombie.

So...thanks?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 03:13
AngelsDontBurn
This is horrible. Plus, I like how all the models resemble the actual members of the band fairly well. I mean, look at James Hetfie.. Wait, wtf is wrong with his face? It looks like it got mashed together and then ran over by an automobile of some sort. Hopefully there is stuff from St. Anger so then everyone can hop on the drums and know how it feels to beat on coffee cans and empty pots.

I wonder what's coming next. U2?

Oof.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 03:20
Electro Lemon
@AngelsDontBurn: Shh! Activision will hear you!


He was kidding about U2, guys! Really, we don't need 'Where The Streets Have No Name' in Guitar Hero. We're good. I promise.
Springsteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 03:48
Springsteen
Beautiful. For the first 25 seconds. Then it became cool for other 25 seconds. Then the singing begun, and it became nice.

I really enjoy Metallica every once in a while, but their raping of one of Morricone's greatest masterpieces still annoys me. Thankfully there's an inspired rip-off of the song in Wild Arms to cheer me up.

Talking about Guitar Hero, Bruce Springsteen's "My Lucky Day" and "Born to Run" are available for free. Try them out, guys. You may like like the Boss, but he's a great guy and a heartfelt singer. Born to Run is a beautiful rock anthem and it aches me a little that "Thunder Road" and "Jungleland"'s arrangements would be so difficult to adapt to the plastic instruments.

And about the being free part: Don't mention it.
flamesofchaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 05:03
flamesofchaos
I wonder what's next on the Guitar Hero: Band Whoreout Edition after GH: MEHtallica.
Mikular's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 06:01
Mikular
"CRACK OF DAWN, ALL IS GAWN EXCEPT THE WILL TO BEEE,"
Jakysan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 06:43
Jakysan
MASTER! MASTERRRR!
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 07:13
mistic
Can't wait to get this!
Got my GH:WT setup more for this game then for GH:WT itself :p
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 07:26
Jonathan Holmes
SO WASH ME

TILL I'M CLEEEAN
AKK's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 07:34
AKK
BARGAINS! IMPRISONING ME! ALL THAT I SEE! ABSOLUTE SAVINGS!

WHAT A GREAT DEAL!

WHAT A GREAT FIND!

LOOK AT THESE JEANS! DAMN I LOOK SEXY AS HEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't this be a Rock Band game? The characters have absolutely no life in them whatsoever, as is always the case with Neversoft GHs, and that sucks, a lot.

Fuckers. I'm gonna cry in my corner.
Arminas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 07:39
Arminas
@AKK I agree. Also you made me spit out my soda laughing. gg
SovietMudkipz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 08:57
SovietMudkipz
Well at least the character models look less like the gorilla people that were in Aerosmith.

I'd still be willing tp defend Guitar Hero at this point if WT hadn't sucked such balls.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 09:19
Char Aznable
I'm definitely getting this. Please, please, please have "Creeping Death" in there.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 10:01
Dead Movie Star
ENNNNNNNNTER NIGHT
EXXXXXXXXXIT LI-IGHT
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 10:02
balth
DEAR METALLICA. PLEASE SIGN WITH ROCK BAND. GH SHOULD GTFO.

Also, ALLCAPS.

that is all.
Slick Icarus II's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 10:51
Slick Icarus II
This and the Jimi Hendrix Guitar Hero will be the last Guitar Heroes I buy. I'd much prefer Rock Band, but dammit, I love (old) Metallica too much to pass this buy. Oh, and Queen's gonna be on there too.
digitaldemigod's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:02
digitaldemigod
Being a fan of Metallica since Kill 'em All was released when I was the wee age of 8, I will be buying this foshow. Too bad I had to start pretending the entire band had been killed in a plane crash after the Black album though.

The game looks ugly as hell though. When I saw the Hetfield model I puked in my mouth a little bit.
braulio09's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:08
braulio09
eh........ old trailer...already posted. u failz, etc, etc, etc

merry xmas =]
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 11:18
Bob Muir
Sigh...why so ugly?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/24/2008 14:11
Holyetheline
Karma Police arrest this man he talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio....... That would be the day. Guitar Hero RADIOHEAD. Or something?
el_chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 03:34
el_chack
It's just a "teaser", if it can be called like that. Sure the Metallica version of GH would be great because of the band songs but, am I the only one waiting for a "Guitar Hero Queen" version?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/25/2008 08:30
Aaron Mxy Yost
I'm probably getting this. But I'm still waiting for Guitar Hero Bowie.
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