Oh, ESRB.org -- it's one of the only places I can read the words "a fantastic succubus with cleavage and panties."
This is, of course, in their description for the upcoming digital metal-fest, Guitar Hero: Metallica. In its effort to describe the T-rated title, the ESRB also reveals some suggestive lyrics that reveals that following songs will appear on the soundtrack:
- Metallica - "Am I Evil?" ("sweet and timely whore, take me home")
- Metallica - "Whiplash" ("We're gathered here to maim and kill")
- Michael Schenker Group - "Armed and Ready" ("I got a gunsight trained on you")
- Social Distortion - "Mommy's Little Monster" ("Mommy's little monster had sex at 15")
The MSG track, "Armed and Ready," was previously revealed in an issue of Game Informer, which hit shelves last month. You can check out those tracks here.
Guitar Hero: Metallica and its expletives, sexual references, and revealing clothing will hit shelves on March 29.
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3:14 PM on 01.23.2009
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...shit, now I have to buy this. FUCK!
@blehman - YES I FUCKING AM!!
YOU'RE THRASHING LIKE A MANIAC
ACTING LIKE A MANIAC
WHIPLASH!