You remember yesterday when we announced that Sony had introduced one not-quite-awful idea for the PSPgo? Well, this is Sony we're talking about, so I guess I was naive to think it would last. The PSPgo Rewards scheme, where PSP upgraders can download three free games, is for Europe only. That's right, North American users will NOT get free games.
This is amazing. PSPgo Rewards was perhaps the only PR move Sony had done right since this disaster was announced, and they've managed to stuff even that up. While Europeans get Gran Turismo and three free games as a reward for, we North American consumers are expected to happily "upgrade" our machines with absolutely no incentive whatsoever.
"We have a dual platform strategy," bullsh*tted a Sony spokesman. "PSPgo is the latest offering in our portable entertainment products targeted for the digitally savvy and early adopters who are looking for an easy way to experience entertainment and a wide variety of digital content."
Sony: You have f*cked this up, like you f*ck nearly everything up. Well done. I think I'll release my own PSP model. It'll basically be a piece of sh*t in a matchbox, bundled with a free dead bumblebee. I guarantee that, at $300, it'll be fifteen times more valuable than the PSPgo.
Why is Sony afraid of looking at least quasi-competent? This is pathetic.
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But yeah, that's bullshit. Of course, I think the whole idea of the PSP Go is bullshit, so I'm not really effected.
You may have stumbled on SCEA's marketing strategy for the PSP-Go!
But I still think that the Go looks dead sexy. Just saying.
"Why?"
"Because it'll be easier to play my games!"
"Not really..."
"No longer will I be smothered by the confines of those SUPER HEAVY AND INCONVENIENT UMD Dics!"
"..."
Oh, Sony's good at make.believe. They're only kidding themselves.
I was just getting a second wind in terms of going back to appreciating was Sony was doing for gaming this generation (I don't think titles like Flower would be as in the mainstream if they weren't) but as soon as I accept that they'd figured out how to market their PS3 (third logo's a charm, I guess?) they throw away that mindshare with this.
Look at Microsoft, they sell network adapters for probably double what they should while charging for online play with advertisements, and I'm more annoyed at Sony for a move like this. That is an impressive feat.
I really like my PSP 2001, even though most of what I play on it is PSX games, but I enjoy my system less knowing its manufacturer apparently has no respect for its buyers.
Oh, so you've played L4D2 all thet way through and made all converted boycotters go back to boycotting? Please, do tell.
Otherwise there would be no founding to that statement and you would just be one of the inital people that got pissed about L4D2...
But that would just be silly wouldn't it?
I think I've commented once on Dtoid, but thanks for inspiring me to comment again.
Oh, and stop whining.
So, you mean long-time owners of the PSP who want this shiny new fancy PSP?
That makes sense.
You, sir, are an intelligent human being. Thank you.
Space Moose, You silly goose. Your bad comparisons are structurally loose.
I don't know why, you wine and cry, when a game not released you're asked to buy.
It's content filled, yet detractors shout: "What the hell's this bullshit about?"
DLC? Oh can it be? For the very game you wanted to see?
Why now do you talk of jips and foul, when Jim slams Sony when it drops the ball?
Valve hasn't asked you to pay over $300 for the next entry after adding new features and capabilities to the current offering.
Anyone who can't get that and continues to compare the two is an incorrigable idiot asshat. This is indisputable.
Sony turned my anticipation dial to a complete 180 in a matter of a month.
No? It doesn't work that way? Are you sure? It must, I mean look at all the people who are upset that Sony isn't giving its games away for free.
Oh, I get it. Now I see how it works. I have to pop a disc into the drive first. So, all I have to do is hit Blockbuster and rent a few games, maybe get some from Gamefly, put the disc in the tray, log into XBL or the Wii online and say, "I bought this game! See! Here'e proof! The disc is in the tray! Now Gimme the digital version! Gimme some free stuff!!!!!!!
To put it another way: ARE YOU PEOPLE MONUMENTALLY STUPID?
no one will buy this.
We don't ask those who sell their ware, to part with them for less than fair.
All we ask for hard earned cash, is parity in price and flash.
Features lost, with fewer games, while prices rise is not the same.
Your comparisons are not quite right, and you pepper us with hateful spite.
So please consider, in your cries, the feelings of those yourself besides.
I think I might be falling in love with you.
Europe FTW!
I'm keeping my current PSP.