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GTA IV Week: Grand Theft Auto swag, you can win it photo

I certainly hope you've been enjoying this week's covering of Grand Theft Auto IV. I have some good news and I have some bad news. The bad news is that today's GTA IV coverage will not be coming in the form of a sizeable article, like we did earlier this week with "Shooting and cover, Grand Theft Auto IV has them," "Multiplayer, Grand Theft Auto IV has it," or "Polices chases, Grand Theft Auto IV has them."

The good news is that you can win stuff! Rockstar sent along a nifty package of GTA IV swag and we want to give some of it away to you! While at Rockstar last week, we had a chance to form a four player team to go head-to-head with Liberty City's version of the S.W.A.T. team, N.O.O.S.E., in GTA IV's "Hangman's NOOSE" cooperative mode. We know what S.W.A.T. stands for (Special Weapons and Tactics), but we've no clue what N.O.O.S.E. mean, and no one could really tell us.

So winning is simple: tell us what you think (or know) "N.O.O.S.E." stands for. We'll take our top five answers and randomly select one winner to receive the GTA IV swag bag (which includes a tw@ Internet Cafe mouse pad, a Liberty City pin, and more). We'll be poking through entries on Sunday evening, and the winner will be announced on Monday, April 13. One entry per person, and it's your first entry that counts, so make it good! The more outrageous the better.

[Image courtesy of MTV Multiplayer who received a similar box of GTA IV swag, and thus made it unncessary for us to pull out our camera.]


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modeps2's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:01
modeps2
N.ationalization O.fficers O.penly S.acking E.migrants
midus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:02
midus
Not Operational ON Sex Ed
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:03
MechaMonkey
Ninjas Operating Over-Sized Enemas
PacoDG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:03
PacoDG
I think B-Radicate has this one in the bag, but damn if Elfangel's didn't make me giggle.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:03
BS3 Owner
Normally. Outwitting. Overly. Spastic. Emos.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:03
Neonie
New Officer Operation Security Enforcement.
MAFAKKA's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:05
MAFAKKA
Nicotine Only Offers Smokers Emphysema
CoRP5e's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:07
CoRP5e
Nautical
Orifice
[b]O[b]pening
Survivors
Entertainment
nintendoll's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:07
nintendoll
National Organization of Offensive Statute Enforcement

this list is made of epic lulz
wastelandwarriors13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:09
wastelandwarriors13
I know for a fact what N.O.O.S.E. really stands for - "National Office of Security Enforcement".
The Bez's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:10
The Bez
Noobs Only Occasionally Sign-In to Enter

Yeah so thats my entry and its referencing all the contests you hold.
PetiePal's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:11
PetiePal
Never Operate Overweight Stuffed Enchiladas
Unicorn's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:11
Unicorn
Norwegian Occult Optometrist Supplement Endowers
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:18
RskimB
Not Overly Offensive Silly Earthlings
weedgan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:23
weedgan
No Oh Oh SNAAAAKE Exclamation Point
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:27
Danmartigan
Naked Operations Of Sexual Exhibition
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:28
Snaileb
lol @ blehman

Network
Of
Overly
Sexual
Ejaculation
Jaren Face's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:28
Jaren Face
"Scenario: Mafia boss Petrovic has illegally scratched the S.W.A.T. Captain's (nicknamed Hangman for his executioner tactics) new automobile, and someone has tipped off the authorities. You and your team must protect Petrovic and get him to a safe location in Liberty City.

Welcome to Hangman's New Oldsmobile Obnoxiously Scratched Earlier."
Mabec's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:28
Mabec
Not Officially Olympic Sugar Extacy
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:29
Corak
National Organization Of Special Enforcement
Release82's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:30
Release82
National Organization of Oppressive Street Enforcers
TraceyJohnMTV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:31
TraceyJohnMTV
Nick,

You're welcome.

No trade though, I'm using my Burger Shot tee as the roof of the fort that I've made out of my cubicle.

- Tracey
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:32
Snaileb
That should say Ejaculations.. plural.. cuz there's more than one SPOOGE!
Kathos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:37
Kathos
Never Operate Over Sexy Easterners
NoLaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:37
NoLaw
National Organization of Order and Street Enforcement

Not silly but likely I guess.
KageOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:40
KageOni
[img]http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/5707/noosexy2.jpg/[img]
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:41
Danmartigan
I know I already did one, but I have to throw in the nerdy recursive acronym. It's part of the nerd code.

Noose Operations Of Serious E-Business
KageOni's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:42
KageOni
sorry, repost
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:45
Cheeburga
Never
Oppose
Our
Sexy
Enchiladas
wtfitsjared's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:45
wtfitsjared
Near-do-well Outclassed Officers Sex Emus
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:49
Danmartigan
ok.. last one.

Nex Only Offered Sex Electronically
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:51
Danmartigan
(that was more of a personal complaint with Nex, so strike it from the record plz)
digsy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 13:58
digsy
Nintendo Owners Ought to Sell EVERYTHING
Nicholie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:02
Nicholie
Nintendo Owns Our Stupid E (for everything)
YONKE's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:06
YONKE
National Online Orthodox Sexual Encounters
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:13
Pedro Blandino
No Other option So Enjoy
Donovanad's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:20
Donovanad
No One Oughta Stop 'Em
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:21
Pedro Blandino
National Office Of Security Enforcement
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:22
rjc5056
Niko Outshines Older Stars Exponentially
throwaway's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:23
throwaway
Nothing Ordinary Or Special Either
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:26
rjc5056
Noone's Ordered Out Since E-Z-Mac
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:29
rjc5056
Nike Operates Overseas Sweatshop Enterprises
Awsaulm's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:30
Awsaulm
Nobody OKs Our Services Ever.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:33
KamikazeTutor
Nuisance Over Others Sexual Enhancement
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:33
rjc5056
"No Oddballs or Semites!" - eHarmony
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:38
rjc5056
Never Original, Obiously Synthetic: Evanescence
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:45
rjc5056
Nebraska Offers Outdated Sex Ed.
pizzaface's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:46
pizzaface
Norwegians orphaned over sedated erections
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 14:52
rjc5056
"Nobody Outshines Obama," Says Electorate

Ok, ok, I'll stop. But you guy's have to admit, I gave some good ones in there and worked for it. Maybe a little 'what's up' for my trouble? Pop-pop gets a treat?
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