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GTA IV Week: Grand Theft Auto swag, you can win it photo

I certainly hope you've been enjoying this week's covering of Grand Theft Auto IV. I have some good news and I have some bad news. The bad news is that today's GTA IV coverage will not be coming in the form of a sizeable article, like we did earlier this week with "Shooting and cover, Grand Theft Auto IV has them," "Multiplayer, Grand Theft Auto IV has it," or "Polices chases, Grand Theft Auto IV has them."

The good news is that you can win stuff! Rockstar sent along a nifty package of GTA IV swag and we want to give some of it away to you! While at Rockstar last week, we had a chance to form a four player team to go head-to-head with Liberty City's version of the S.W.A.T. team, N.O.O.S.E., in GTA IV's "Hangman's NOOSE" cooperative mode. We know what S.W.A.T. stands for (Special Weapons and Tactics), but we've no clue what N.O.O.S.E. mean, and no one could really tell us.

So winning is simple: tell us what you think (or know) "N.O.O.S.E." stands for. We'll take our top five answers and randomly select one winner to receive the GTA IV swag bag (which includes a tw@ Internet Cafe mouse pad, a Liberty City pin, and more). We'll be poking through entries on Sunday evening, and the winner will be announced on Monday, April 13. One entry per person, and it's your first entry that counts, so make it good! The more outrageous the better.

[Image courtesy of MTV Multiplayer who received a similar box of GTA IV swag, and thus made it unncessary for us to pull out our camera.]


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BlackSheep's Avatar
BlackSheep at 04/10/2008 12:12
National
Organization
of
Sub-standard
Enforcement
myaimistrue's Avatar
myaimistrue at 04/10/2008 12:13
Narcoleptic Oprah On Sex Express


Win win win!
JakeTheBlue's Avatar
JakeTheBlue at 04/10/2008 12:19
Not
Out
Organizing
Silly
Emu's
doctorjones's Avatar
doctorjones at 04/10/2008 12:20
Naughty Overweight Officers Shooting Everything

or

Nude Otters Oral Sexual Experience
SteamyV's Avatar
SteamyV at 04/10/2008 12:21
No Obese Octogenarians Shall Escape!
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 04/10/2008 12:21
National Organization Of Stupid Eskimos
brucie97's Avatar
brucie97 at 04/10/2008 12:22
Nanna Often Obtains Sizable Erections
B-Radicate's Avatar
B-Radicate at 04/10/2008 12:25
Niero Operates One Sexy Enterprise
Kif 's Avatar
Kif at 04/10/2008 12:26
Nasty Orgy Offers Syphilis Explosion.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar
Revolt in Colour at 04/10/2008 12:26
@ B-Radicate

That's some win right there.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 04/10/2008 12:26
Ninjas!
Oh
Outstanding
Sunday
Evenings
ScottyG's Avatar
ScottyG at 04/10/2008 12:27
Negro Oppression Of Street Entertainment
LostCrichton's Avatar
LostCrichton at 04/10/2008 12:27
Notable Oral Obtained from Slutty Emos
Video Cognito's Avatar
Video Cognito at 04/10/2008 12:27
No Other Options Sound Exciting.
PacoDG's Avatar
PacoDG at 04/10/2008 12:27
Revolt in Colour's Avatar
Revolt in Colour at 04/10/2008 12:29
Ninjas Often Own Stupid Enemies.

/fail.
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 04/10/2008 12:30
National
Omnipotent
Operations
Suppress
Everything
Revolt in Colour's Avatar
Revolt in Colour at 04/10/2008 12:31
Ninjas Open Orange Soda Elegantly.

Improvement?
Doom Gaze's Avatar
Doom Gaze at 04/10/2008 12:31
Is it a Multiplayer Pimp Mode? Cuz if it is here's what I think means.

Niko
Offers
Orifices for
Sexual
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xBSx BiG O SP's Avatar
xBSx BiG O SP at 04/10/2008 12:32
Narcotics
Open
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Squad
Enforcement
vegetajiz's Avatar
vegetajiz at 04/10/2008 12:34
numb organist offers semen evaporation
Stahlbrand's Avatar
Stahlbrand at 04/10/2008 12:35
Narcotics, Organized Crime, and 'Ookers Special Enforcement
kaciesaurus's Avatar
kaciesaurus at 04/10/2008 12:35
Narcotics &
Operations
Other than
Standard
Enforcement
trustmefada's Avatar
trustmefada at 04/10/2008 12:36
Narquois Operation of State Execution
Revolt in Colour's Avatar
Revolt in Colour at 04/10/2008 12:36
Well, sinces it's a escort the VIP type game mode:

Niko Organizes Outstanding Super Escorts
gregweb's Avatar
gregweb at 04/10/2008 12:37
National
Organized
Operations for
Street
Enforcement
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:37
Newest Offer Of Smelly Excrement!
kagai's Avatar
kagai at 04/10/2008 12:37
Nipple Obsessed Ogler Seeks Ejaculation
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:37
Narcotics Often Open Someone's Eyes
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:37
Never Out Of Stamina Entirely
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:38
Nepotism Operates Our Stained Economy
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 04/10/2008 12:39
You know only your first one counts revolt. Right?
SantanaClaus89's Avatar
SantanaClaus89 at 04/10/2008 12:39
Normal Officers On Steroids Enterprise
bmdubya's Avatar
bmdubya at 04/10/2008 12:40
Night Out On Stouts & Ecstasy

sounds like a normal night for me..amirite?
twister1988's Avatar
twister1988 at 04/10/2008 12:41
New
Orphans
On
Sale
Everyday
Revolt in Colour's Avatar
Revolt in Colour at 04/10/2008 12:41
@blehman

Yea I don't care. I'm just bored and thinking of these is keeping me occupied for the moment. And it's not like they're good.
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:42
Nintendo Once Owned Similar Enterprises
BlackSheep's Avatar
BlackSheep at 04/10/2008 12:43
I think everyone can stop, b-radicate just won. lol
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 04/10/2008 12:45
Goddammit! I wish I thought of this one first:

Neonie Operates On Spelling Errors.
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:46
Newsflash! Orwellian Outlaws Swindle Election!
h3lios's Avatar
h3lios at 04/10/2008 12:47
Nazi Octopuses On SNES Enjoyment.
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:49
Nickchester: Only Ordained "Sexpert Emeritus"
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:50
Need only one stinking eMousepad...
rjc5056's Avatar
rjc5056 at 04/10/2008 12:52
Now, or our socialization ends!!!!
JohnTheCrow's Avatar
JohnTheCrow at 04/10/2008 12:55
No Obvious Options? Shoot Everyone.
Mauer's Avatar
Mauer at 04/10/2008 12:56
New Orleans Officers Suck-off Everyone.
Bloody Splicers's Avatar
Bloody Splicers at 04/10/2008 12:56
Niko Only On Singleplayer Experience
Lewis Bell's Avatar
Lewis Bell at 04/10/2008 12:57
Niko's
Office
Of
Sexual
Endeavours

i just lost
loki d20's Avatar
loki d20 at 04/10/2008 12:58
Niko's Operation for Official Syndicate Extraction
ElfAngel7's Avatar
ElfAngel7 at 04/10/2008 13:00
Niero Offered Overweight Sterling Ecstasy
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