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GTA IV Week: Grand Theft Auto swag, you can win it photo

I certainly hope you've been enjoying this week's covering of Grand Theft Auto IV. I have some good news and I have some bad news. The bad news is that today's GTA IV coverage will not be coming in the form of a sizeable article, like we did earlier this week with "Shooting and cover, Grand Theft Auto IV has them," "Multiplayer, Grand Theft Auto IV has it," or "Polices chases, Grand Theft Auto IV has them."

The good news is that you can win stuff! Rockstar sent along a nifty package of GTA IV swag and we want to give some of it away to you! While at Rockstar last week, we had a chance to form a four player team to go head-to-head with Liberty City's version of the S.W.A.T. team, N.O.O.S.E., in GTA IV's "Hangman's NOOSE" cooperative mode. We know what S.W.A.T. stands for (Special Weapons and Tactics), but we've no clue what N.O.O.S.E. mean, and no one could really tell us.

So winning is simple: tell us what you think (or know) "N.O.O.S.E." stands for. We'll take our top five answers and randomly select one winner to receive the GTA IV swag bag (which includes a tw@ Internet Cafe mouse pad, a Liberty City pin, and more). We'll be poking through entries on Sunday evening, and the winner will be announced on Monday, April 13. One entry per person, and it's your first entry that counts, so make it good! The more outrageous the better.

[Image courtesy of MTV Multiplayer who received a similar box of GTA IV swag, and thus made it unncessary for us to pull out our camera.]






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BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:12
BlackSheep
National
Organization
of
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Enforcement
myaimistrue's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:13
myaimistrue
Narcoleptic Oprah On Sex Express


Win win win!
JakeTheBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:19
JakeTheBlue
Not
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Silly
Emu's
doctorjones's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:20
doctorjones
Naughty Overweight Officers Shooting Everything

or

Nude Otters Oral Sexual Experience
SteamyV's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:21
SteamyV
No Obese Octogenarians Shall Escape!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:21
blehman
National Organization Of Stupid Eskimos
brucie97's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:22
brucie97
Nanna Often Obtains Sizable Erections
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:25
B-Radicate
Niero Operates One Sexy Enterprise
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:26
Kif
Nasty Orgy Offers Syphilis Explosion.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:26
Revolt in Colour
@ B-Radicate

That's some win right there.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:26
king3vbo
Ninjas!
Oh
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ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:27
ScottyG
Negro Oppression Of Street Entertainment
LostCrichton's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:27
LostCrichton
Notable Oral Obtained from Slutty Emos
Geoff Henao's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:27
Geoff Henao
No Other Options Sound Exciting.
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:29
Revolt in Colour
Ninjas Often Own Stupid Enemies.

/fail.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:30
Holyetheline
National
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Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:31
Revolt in Colour
Ninjas Open Orange Soda Elegantly.

Improvement?
Doom Gaze's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:31
Doom Gaze
Is it a Multiplayer Pimp Mode? Cuz if it is here's what I think means.

Niko
Offers
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xBSx BiG O SP's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:32
xBSx BiG O SP
Narcotics
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vegetajiz
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Stahlbrand's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:35
Stahlbrand
Narcotics, Organized Crime, and 'Ookers Special Enforcement
kaciesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:35
kaciesaurus
Narcotics &
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trustmefada's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:36
trustmefada
Narquois Operation of State Execution
Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:36
Revolt in Colour
Well, sinces it's a escort the VIP type game mode:

Niko Organizes Outstanding Super Escorts
gregweb's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:37
gregweb
National
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rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:37
rjc5056
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rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:37
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rjc5056
Nepotism Operates Our Stained Economy
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:39
blehman
You know only your first one counts revolt. Right?
bmdubya's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:40
bmdubya
Night Out On Stouts & Ecstasy

sounds like a normal night for me..amirite?
crackity jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:41
crackity jones
New
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Revolt in Colour's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:41
Revolt in Colour
@blehman

Yea I don't care. I'm just bored and thinking of these is keeping me occupied for the moment. And it's not like they're good.
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:42
rjc5056
Nintendo Once Owned Similar Enterprises
BlackSheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:43
BlackSheep
I think everyone can stop, b-radicate just won. lol
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:45
blehman
Goddammit! I wish I thought of this one first:

Neonie Operates On Spelling Errors.
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rjc5056
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h3lios
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rjc5056
Nickchester: Only Ordained "Sexpert Emeritus"
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rjc5056
Need only one stinking eMousepad...
rjc5056's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:52
rjc5056
Now, or our socialization ends!!!!
JohnTheCrow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:55
JohnTheCrow
No Obvious Options? Shoot Everyone.
Mauer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:56
Mauer
New Orleans Officers Suck-off Everyone.
Bloody Splicers's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:56
Bloody Splicers
Niko Only On Singleplayer Experience
Lewis Bell's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/10/2008 12:57
Lewis Bell
Niko's
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i just lost
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loki d20
Niko's Operation for Official Syndicate Extraction
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Pedro Cortes
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