Look I drink...

And I find things from time to time that don't have much to do with gaming, but you might like them anyways. Today, I have been bombarded with awesomeness from all directions. This video even has the world famous Velcroman laugh!

Our staff all has talent and ability aside from me. I am viewed as a kind of a happy retard, like Tommy the Mongoloid that helps you bag your groceries with a smile, but always seems to drool a little on your gallon of milk. People expect stupid out of me and damnit... I don't want to let you down.

If you view the full story, please be aware that you cannot get this time back, Seriously. When your on your death bed, praying to God, asking for just 15 minutes more, he is going to laugh and remind you that you wasted that time here.

For all of you that made it, I always spell "your" Y O U R. OK? I grew up in Kentucky. Move on. Nuff said.

This is what Dtoid conference calls are like:

This exact thing happened to me a few years back.

Before you get blown away because there is another Rambo movie, there is something you should know.  John Madden and Sylvester Stallone have made a fortune by talking with their mouths full of marbles. It takes talent handed down from ancient extra terrestrial life forms centuries ago to do that. I know I haven't seen the whole movie yet, but I can already give it a Joystiq out of 10!

Thanks to everyone at Butternutjelly.com for making such a great video, and providing us all with some laughs. Be sure to check them out. Stealing things from you has been awesome. I would also like to thank everyone that made it all the way through the post. The award for you is this:

Nevar forget 2/17/2007, especially you Jim Sterling. I Have also included a gallery image of jhidekim because we all know that sex sells.

[Thanks Nex's dreams for the tip]