11:11 AM on 02.28.2007
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Nex
I'm a dirty liberal, I admit it.
I often burn flags, eat sandwiches made of babies and cast dark voodoo curses on The Great White Satan. Even with all of that conscientious dissent, the above ad for Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2 makes me want to head down to my local recruiter's office, and sign up to go shoot some innocent women, children and even smaller, more innocent children.
Enjoy the above jingoism, and remember, if you don't read Destructoid, the terrorists have already won.
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Thanks for the link back!
"9 millimeter... full metal JACKET!"
"keep the barrel clean, we have to make it shine, keep it clean, shoot straight, clean kill..."
Also guns.
I want to go straight to the VA hospitals in Germany (hot Euro latex-nurses!!) with a grazed shoulder.
Do they have that cheat code for that with our current war?
And I don't need to explain myself to a PINKO liberal like you! Who are you gonna vote for in '08, Barrack Hussein Obama? MORE LIEK SADDAMN HUSSEIN OSAMA! mirite?!?!?
Seriously though, I hope your kidding when you call troops "baby-killers"
Also, I love baby sandwiches (with mustard).
Sarcasm? What is this you speak of?