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Grand theft auto suspect busted playing Grand Theft Auto photo

A 30-year-old man suspected of jacking an SUV was arrested at his home recently, and under the most ironic circumstances you could imagine. When police arrived at his home for stealing cars in real life, he was stealing cars in a videogame -- playing Grand Theft Auto III. No further evidence required, methinks.

Michael Ray Ekes of Haines City, Florida, had left the stolen vehicle outside of his home, which, of course, led police to a fairly easy arrest. The suspect was found playing GTA III as police apprehended him for real-world grand theft auto. For reasons not made clear, Ekes was asked what he thought of the game. He replied, "It's a blast."

Sheriff Grady Judd offered a slice of personal advice by telling the world that "crime is not a game." He also added that "Real-life crime has real-life consequences -- and I hope he goes to prison for a good long while, where they don't have Grand Theft Auto video games."

Ekes is currently on bail after receiving two grand theft auto charges. He was also on probation for other offenses. It's not yet clear if he'll try and claim that GTA III made him do it. The audacity would be a sight to behold, though.

Grand Theft Auto Suspect Busted Playing… Go Ahead and Guess [GamePolitics]








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Operative20's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:03
Operative20
Videogames are the devil's magic, so they are to blame here.

If I was the cop that found their grand theft auto suspect playing grand theft auto, I would be laughing my ass off.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:05
randombullseye
This is pretty huge!
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:05
Wintersocks
Well gee, this sure does point another shining stagelight to the positive aspects of Videogames.

Eh...
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:08
timtheterrible
"-- and I hope he goes to prison for a good long while, where they don't have Grand Theft Auto video games."

Yes, he would have to murder someone in Britain first.
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:09
Stephen Beirne
Real-life things are real-life. Oh!
Jay Me's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:11
Jay Me
He was playing GTA 3? No wonder he got caught. GTA 4 might have taught him to be a better criminal.
stalydan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:13
stalydan
Wait, American prisons don't have Grand Theft Auto or any other videogames! Some one tell me they have satelite TV or I will scream.

On topic, irony is such a great thing.

But off topic, British prisons MAKE me want to commit crimes, not videogames.
360COMIC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:29
360COMIC
THATS ONLY A THREE STAR OFFENSE. the next day he re-spawned at his house. he had less money and no weapons, but the car he stole and parked in front of his house, is now available there until he uses it.
Xelviar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:30
Xelviar
shame he didn't get Wasted right there...

/badjoke
RIMoonlight's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:34
RIMoonlight
inb4thisisnotnews
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:39
Elsa
... hardly ironic. I bet that people that race cars as a hobby play racing games, that people that play a sport will often play the corresponding game. This guy apparently stole cars for a hobby, so no big surprise that he plays games related to his interest. :)
Switch's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:40
Switch
that's funny, but i don't think that's ironic. unexpected and funny, yes, ironic i'm thinking no. i could be wrong though, not an english major.

anyways, i'm surprised that there hasn't been that much media coverage about this. seems to me like this is a great example for the jerks that think that video games cause violence and crimes and the such. really just want to yell that correlation doesn't prove causation at them. /sigh
ZombieMuncher42's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:44
ZombieMuncher42
No moonlight ur doin it wrong its. Inb4JackThompsonLawsuit.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 10:53
Stevil
It's like raaaaaaa-eeee-aaaaaain on yr wedding day! It's a freeeeEEEEeeee riiiide when you've already paid! It's the goooooo-d'uh adviiiii-hiiii-ceee that you j'st didn' take! And who woulda thought it fig'rrrrres!

Alanis Morissette's Ironic there...which ironically was a tune that got the definition of irony completely wrong.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:00
Xzyliac
@Elsa
I was gonna make a smart ass comment but then I remembered I'm studying music and I play more Rock Band than any human being really should.

@Stevil
I called it before you said what the song is! Do I win?
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:11
Stevil
Yes, you win all her albums after Jagged Little Pill. You know, the ones that no-one bought because they were rubbish.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:15
KingSigy
This is pretty funny and you know someone will try to link the two. The name of his crime being the game is just too coincidental.
CUDpwns's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:16
CUDpwns
To people ever blame movies for their actions? i wonder if anyone has claimed that 'Gone in 60 seconds' made them steal a car.
kylamity's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:17
kylamity
They should punish him by taking his console to prison with him and making him watch other inmates beat up all of the virtual cars that he has stolen.
Ghost125's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:18
Ghost125
here comes another "GTA made a person steal/kill/rape/destroy etc story" seriusly, ppl haven't get over this already? is just a GAME for god sake, if you take it serius, then you have a really bad mental illness
360COMIC's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:19
360COMIC
isn't it moronic? don't ya think?
Havoc Fang's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:30
Havoc Fang
Golf clap, anyone? Golf clap.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:51
LsTr Of SmG
@ x1251,

Well, other than Vice City, the rest of those are less fun than GTA3.
wedgejaeger's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:52
wedgejaeger
I can only assume a life of crime doesn't pay enough for a next gen system.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 11:55
Kraid
Was he listening to the rap music aswell?
ThaShyftyOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 12:21
ThaShyftyOne
Somewhere in the world, Jack Thompson is getting an erection.. and he doesn't know why...
Jzak374's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 12:34
Jzak374
Stopped reading after "methinks". I want to personally punch anyone who uses that word in the face.
The1WiTheGun's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 12:48
The1WiTheGun
@ Jzak374: Methinks that's what they call a "pet peeve."
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 12:52
Xzyliac
@Stevil
She had that one acoustic album, remember? No? No one remembers but me?

Aw.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 13:00
LsTr Of SmG
@ Jzak374:

I would like to point out that you just used that word. Now are you true to your convictions? Can we expect to see a video of you punching yourself in the face in the C-blogs any time soon?
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 13:01
Mr Kite
c'mon gaise just lemme save!
seanileus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 13:03
seanileus
He should've stolen a Banshee, they're way cooler.
TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 13:18
TheStripe
@Stevil - "Yes, you win all her albums. You know, the ones that no-one bought because they were rubbish."

Fixed it for you.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 14:24
Vanilla Gorilla
@x1251

You're so bad.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 14:39
RenegadePanda
I was arrested for stealing cars while watching Gone In 60 Seconds.
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 15:46
D Sane
It'll probably only add fuel to the fires, but I remember when Vice City first came out, I binged on that game for like 4 days straight. When it finally came time for me to drive somewhere, I instinctively got the urge to jack a better car than my own. However, I suppressed the desire, unlike this guy.
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 15:47
CharleyTony
what an idiot, check your minimap and go to the nearest Pay'n Spray.

You never hear about intelligent criminals because they don't get caught...
D Sane's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 15:48
D Sane
Oh, the 2nd part of what I said was supposed to be "When I had to drive somewhere in real life..." as opposed to just driving somewhere in the game.
Jared Ari's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 15:50
Jared Ari
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
FireFox516's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 16:33
FireFox516
I'm not that big of a fan of Final Fantasy VII, but I will say this to all of you that are... Don't let them ruin your classic like they are with Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals. It's NEVER going to be just a straight-up "redo the graphics and leave everything else be." It NEVER is.
CrispyWaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 17:53
CrispyWaffle
A 30 year old with the mind of a 5 year old.

lawl.
pl0x kthanxbai's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 18:43
pl0x kthanxbai
at police dep.


"alright Ekes we finally managed to catch you... now leave all your weapons and get outta here"
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/23/2010 19:30
lewness
I assume people don't lock their cars anymore.
electrikmayhem's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 02:58
electrikmayhem
ironic =/= coincidental
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 03:42
Sir Legendhead
This man's seemingly innocent love of stealing automobiles has acted as a gateway for him to enter the sordid world of videogames.

Dammit people, when will you ever learn? Cars are evil.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/24/2010 08:33
Stevil
@TheStripe: Yeah, but several million people actually bought Jagged Little Pill. Sadly.
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